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TA: iif theyre done correctly theyre liike ma22age2
TA: horn rub2 dont turn me on dont worry
TA: ii ju2t dont liike people near my horn2 in general
TA: but ii mu2t admit horn rub2 help wiith miigraiine2
2016-05-11 07:46:31 -
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TG: why don't you like people near your horns then?
TG: I could give you some prime horn rubs probably
TG: horn rubs and a kitten
TG: how prime is that shit
TG: also yeah I was reading over his shoulder
2016-05-11 08:17:29 -
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TA: the kiitten ii2 ED'2. II doubt he'd let you giive iit two me
TA: II ju2t don't liike people by my horn2
TA: but maybe iill let you near em once 2o II can try out thii2 horn rub 2hiit you claiim to be good at
2016-05-11 08:38:30 -
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He snorts to himself, smirking.
TG: I won't give you a cat, id give you horn rubs while you were over here
TG: I can also take you to a cat cafe. Shits the best, ever been to one?
2016-05-11 08:45:10 -
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TA: they had one iin the town ii u2ed to liive iin
TA: ii never went to iit though
2016-05-11 10:43:10 -
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TG: I'm officially taking you two on a date to the cat cafe
TG: what's better than petting cats without having to take care of them if its bothersome to you
2016-05-11 10:59:59 -
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TA: why?
TA: ii'm capable of takiing my2elf to a cat cafe iin my own tiime iif II 2o wii2h
TA: plu2 ED ha2 a cat now he wouldn't want to go to a cat cafe
He was quiet for a few seconds.
TA: nevermiind he totally would
2016-05-11 11:19:15 -
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TG: are you familiar with the concept of dates or
TG: because ive been under the impression that you were kinda smart
Oh he knows how much Sollux hated not being called the best.
TG: im free on weekends, we could go then
2016-05-11 12:37:44 -
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TA: II am famiiliiar wiith the concept of date2
TA: II'm ju2t curiiou2 a2 two why you want to take u2 /both/ there
TA: can you liike giive me a few month2 before you attempt any more outdoor 2hiit wiith me
TA: II've ju2t been out for three day2 2traiight
TA: recooperatiing tiime ii2 now
TA: plea2e come by later wiith the pro2pect of date2, thank2
2016-05-11 12:39:31 -
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TG: so I'll come pick you up on Sunday at 3, alright
Completely ignored.
2016-05-11 12:43:49 -
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TA: dave
TA: II'm 2eriiou2
TA: II wiill ruiin iit for you iif you take me out right now
TA: II need tiime to recuperate from an extended outdoor2 actiiviity liike that
TA: IIt miight not 2eem liike much two you
TA: But II doubt ED want2 to go anyway eiither riight now
TA: Bet he ha2n't wanted to go out after extended periiod2 out2iide before
TA: am II riight?
2016-05-11 12:45:43 -
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Okay, maybe. And Eridan did just get his kitten, he wouldn't leave her alone in here so fast.
TG: bunch of anti social trolls God damn
TG: eridan wouldn't mind a cat cafe though, your argument isn't valid
2016-05-11 12:47:17 -
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TA: ED would miind a cat cafe iif you dragged hiim out now
TA: and ye2
TA: out of the old group of twelve
TA: we were the mo2t antii2ociial
TA: You have 2hiit troll ta2te
2016-05-11 12:48:14 -
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TG: no he wouldn't, he gets tired of being in public, not of being outside
TG: I think
TG: also yes i do
TG: need me someone who can be cuddly and go out
2016-05-11 12:53:18 -
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TA: unle22 out2iide ii2 on hii2 term2 he doe2n't liike iit
TA: face iit Dave II know thii2 2hiit
TA: iit wa2 one of the biigge2t argument2 we u2ed to have
TA: "If I have to go out to this stupid ass gathering so do you"
TA: 2hiit wa2 ridicule2
TA: but at lea2t we could get out of a whole heap of 2hiit by beiing anti2ociial a2 fuck
2016-05-11 12:55:08 -
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TG: should have sticked to my guns and dated some social butterfly
TG: but a cat lover and a nerd struck by a lightning bolt are fine too
TG: what are you doing
2016-05-11 20:19:54 -
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TA: you would never have gone 2aiiliing then
TA: or whatever el2e you've done wiith ED
TA: codiing
TA: why?
2016-05-11 23:10:02 -
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TG: fair point
TG: just curious
TG: what are you making
2016-05-12 06:13:38 -
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TA: II'm deciidiing between 2omethiing to 2end to KK that'll change hii2 me22age tone to Daffy Duck'2 laugh
TA: or ju2t "replace" all hii2 2aved romcom2 wiith Riick A2tley'2 never gonna give you up
TA: both wiill annoy the 2hiit out of him
2016-05-12 06:49:43 -
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TG: both sounds good
TG: don't divide two simply evil ideas
TG: but also find a way to not actually erase his shitty movies you know
2016-05-12 06:52:42 -
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TA: II'm not /that/ mean
TA: II'll 2iimply put them iin a 2eparate folder
TA: one that he already ha2 2o that iit'2 not a2 obviiou2
2016-05-12 06:53:27 -
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TG: won't he find them like that though
2016-05-12 06:55:04 -
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TA: dave
TA: dave he ii2 not 2mart iin that regard
TA: and really iit'll ju2t be iin hii2 2chool work folder or 2omethiing 2tupiid liike that
TA: and of cour2e II'll cover iit 2pectacularly 2o he'll have to come to me and admiit defeat to fiind out where hii2 2tupiid preciiou2 romcom2 are
2016-05-12 06:58:46 -
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TG: poor dude
TG: you act more black towards him than towards me
TG: I have a feeling that I should be jealous but I'm really not
2016-05-12 07:03:31 -
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TA: nah that 2hiit'2 platoniic a2 fuck
TA: II ju2t liike pii22iing hiim off
TA: hone2tly he'2 far too whiiny for me to be black for hiim
TA: there'2 no challenge
2016-05-12 07:04:41