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He stared at the messages for a bit, brow furrowed in confusion.

CA: wwhats the punchline

CA: this has to be a joke sol

CA: you despise me in the most platonic sense possible

CA: wwhat the fuck changed your mind

CA: and dont say its because you say that i could be nice

CA: because fuck you ivve been nice to you a wwhole fuckin lot evven wwhen you wwere a bitch back

CA: wwhy do you wwant me red

2016-05-08 10:00:31

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TA: what, a guy can't change hii2 mind?

TA: ii admiit that you're diifferent from before, even though you need a lot of work 2till

TA: plu2 what make2 you want me a2 your red either way

TA: DV 2aiid you diid

2016-05-08 10:04:51

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CA: davve shouldnt havve said anythin

CA: and i dont necessarily wwant you red

CA: i just missed wwhen you acted that wway to me wwhen wwe wwere black

CA: wwe wwere alwways a quadrant smearin bunch a fucks an you knoww it

CA: and i dont need wwork

CA: thatd be a wwaste of time for you anywway

CA: besides i thought you wwere wwith feferi

2016-05-08 10:06:17

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TA: well, about FF.

TA: iim thiinkiing of ending our relatiion2hiip eiither way

TA: certaiin human2 have 2howed me a couple of thiing2 and ii don't know iif iim comfortable wiith thiis anymore.

TA: and, correctiion, you were the one 2meariing quadrants liike they were eyeliiner and you were an emotiional teenage troll.

TA: iit wa2 ju2t hard not to fliip on you when you were 2o needle22ly compa22iionate when ii went on a codiing biinge or 2omethiing.

2016-05-08 10:14:27

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CA: do you havve any idea howw hard it is to get your attention wwhen youre on a codin binge

CA: most of the times that i went red on you wwhen you wwere on a codin binge wwas just to get your attention

CA: and then because im fuckin stupid i started thinkin that i did feel like that towwards you and then it wwas hard not to

CA: so fuckin sue me

CA: you knoww that if you break it off wwith her and then go for me shes goin to think i wwas the cause and then im goin to be in evven more shit

2016-05-08 10:16:12

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TA: ii should sue you, at least iid be fiilthy riich.

TA: but you fliiped on me on multiiple occasiions, you alway2 2tarted it

TA: e2peciialy when we fucked

TA: and ii thiink that in partiicular made me fliip more often.

TA: but ii diigress

TA: FF ha2 no way of botheriing you wiithout me, so 2he'd just nag you a lot

TA: plus iid be iinto deep shiit too, iits not ju2t you

2016-05-08 10:20:24

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CA: you wwouldnt back off wwith the fuckin sparks on my gills unless i flipped on you

CA: theres pain and then theres pain sol

CA: you should knoww that

CA: i fuckin told you wwhat vvris did

CA: and by all technicalities she could arrest me for some reason or another

CA: wwho knowws wwhat shed pull somethin outta her ass and you all wwould believve her

CA: its happened before i dont doubt itll happen again

CA: she could take davve awway from me

2016-05-08 10:22:57

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TA: well fuckiing gee wiilliikers, you could have a2ked.

TA: you diidnt need to fliip on me everytiime you wanted 2omethiing.

TA: but that2 exactly what ii mean, you acted 2o iimmature and needy, now you don't.

TA: not as much at lea2t

TA: and ii kiinda maybe mii22 iit

TA: but thii2 i2nt about FF riight now, thii2 ii2 about u2.

TA: 2o, your an2wer?

2016-05-08 10:28:05

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CA: you cant say that wwhen you knoww wwhat my past fuckin black wwas like

CA: youre bein a dick

CA: and fuck you i wwasnt immature

CA: i wwas just vvery timely and precise wwith howw i got my attention

He was quiet for a bit, chewing on his lip. He glanced at Dave, looking slightly worried. "Are you alright with it? If he joined in on our red?"

2016-05-08 10:29:56

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TA: ye2 ii can, becau2e ii wa2n't and wiil never be like vrii2ka, and ii never gave you rea2on2 to thiink otherwi2e. ii always 2topped when you a2ked me to, and ii diidnt pu2h iit. You diidnt need to fliip.

TA: and that2 called being iimmature. II have realii2ed that you diid have out hard though, 2o, agaiin, ii diigre22.

Dave nods, smiling a little. "I'll kick his ass if he tries something funny, so yeah."

2016-05-08 10:40:41

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CA: stop takin all my excuses asshat

He rested his head against his shoulder again, sighing and just holding Dave close for a moment.

CA: davve doesnt mind

CA: so i guess

CA: ivve alwways preferred you in a redder quadrant anywway

CA: but if you try anythin ill rip your fuckin head off and feed you to a shark

CA: or maybe ill just leavve you to the shark

CA: wwhichevver seems more threatenin

2016-05-08 10:48:31

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TA: wonderful, ii can already feel the love.

TA: can ii come over tomorrow then?

Dave felt something he could only call jealousy when he asked if he could come over, because no, he was already planning on being with Eridan for like... forever.

....okay maybe he had some problems sharing.

2016-05-08 10:52:34

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CA: wwoww you dont movve fast do you

CA: reminds me of somethin else youre fast in

CA: howw about you ask davve wwhether hes alright wwith you shovvin yourself in the middle of our livves

CA: im more wworried about him in this than i am you

CA: so ask him because i dont havve a problem wwith it, but im not goin to not include davve in things if im not comfortable wwith you around

CA: wwhich im not

CA: ivve still got burns

2016-05-08 10:55:56

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Dave smiled a little, the jealousy calming down.

TA: He saiid he was fiine, don't be such a tight a22

TA: And you a2k the priince22, you're probably wiith hiim riight now.

Dave turned Eridan's face away for a moment to kiss him, and smiled. "Babe, it's alright. I get to pet the cat more though."

2016-05-08 11:00:32

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CA: hes readin your messages ovver my shoulder

"I don't want to make you uncomfortable or anything though. I know you said you were fine, but this is going to be weird as fuck for the both of us, and I don't want to make it worse for you or anything like that." His fins were doing something stupid, he was sure.

CA: fine

CA: come round to mine tomorroww

CA: but dont fuck wwith my fish or my cat or ill slap you

CA: or ill get davve to slap you

CA: or maybe ill just put my immortal on audio and make you listen to it

2016-05-08 11:06:04

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TA: wow, lack of priivacy much

Says the hacker.

Dave pressed a couple more kisses to his lips, letting Sollux wait for the reply. "Just show him I'm the favourite, assert dominance over the sparkly hacker." He said jokingly, quickly going back to hugging him.

TA: cat? haha, holy 2shiit, you actually got one

TA: iim 2o 2cared riight now, glad ii put on my brown pants.

TA: later nerd2

2016-05-08 11:09:00

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CA: did you just fuckin deadpool quote me

CA: do you havve any jokes that are original sol or wwill you alwways take your content from other people?

CA: davve says he gets first go at pettin the cat because youre a child and need to be showwn wwho is still the better one around here

CA: and he called you a sparkly hacker

CA: im datin twwo unimaginativve people

CA: great

He smiled at Dave, kissing him with a grin.

2016-05-08 11:13:16

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Sollux didn't reply, and so Dave just kissed him with a wide smile. "Just because you're taking creative writing classes, you don't get to call me unimaginative with spelling errors."

2016-05-08 11:14:51

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"Are you mocking my quirk, Dave?" He smiled at him, kissing his forehead. "I'm calling you unimaginative because is sparkly hacker the best you can do? I used to call him fizzy beansprout. He hated it, it was hilarious."

2016-05-08 11:16:27

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"You put me on the spot here, what else do you want me to call him, battery pack?" He leans into the kiss to his forehead, smiling softly to himself.

2016-05-08 11:20:57

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"That's insulting. I would definitely stay away from calling him a battery pack. Troll history is shit, and some trolls were literally used as battery packs." He looked serious for a second, before frowning. "I don't know if that was one of the made up bits though. Troll history is half made up and half truthful and no one really knows which is which."

2016-05-08 11:22:22

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He looked a bit taken aback by that, but eventually shrugs. "Trolls are fucking weird. Alright, I'll just call him sparky the android."

2016-05-08 11:23:18

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"Tell me about it. It used to say my ancestor liked to kill things for a living, but he was a fucking world-class fisherman." He kissed his forehead, leaning back.

"I have to go soon to pick up the kitten. And you need to go to work."

2016-05-08 11:26:02

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He laughed a little at that, and nodded, getting a last kiss before he stood up. "Sounds good to me. Sollux will probably come bother me today, he has my nose ring."

2016-05-08 11:28:12

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"I'll send you pictures of my new kitten throughout the day just so that you know what you get to pet later. And to rub it in his face of course." He kissed his temple, smiling as he stood up as well and went to go find his shoes.

2016-05-08 11:29:47