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TG: fuck if i know
TG: someone that says glub alot and does a stupid capitalized E thing and someone that writes with double i's
TG: those are just being rude as fuck though
TG: this guy that says motherfucler a lot and apparently honks says youre not that bad and that "a brother just needs one a them slime pies" with a stupid clown emoticon thing that im definitely not typing
2015-07-08 04:35:15 -
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CA: ahahahahahahahahaahah
CA: kneww it
CA: bastards
CA: thats bitchtits an lithththththtththththtthpy
CA: ahah
CA: assholes
CA: make as many lisp insults/jokes as you can if you reply to the yelloww shitty text
CA: an just ignore gam an his stupid slime pies
CA: hes the other highblood
A: a purple
CA: obsessed wwith sopor pies
CA: gros
2015-07-08 04:50:28 -
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TG: sounds kinda rude but im not going for polite here
TG: specially if it is those two
TG: and wtf is a sopor pie
TG: oh ahaha shes warning me not to get in a quadrant with you
TG: cute
TG: moving on
TG: theres also who i think is kanaya
TG: yeah thats her
TG: shes being surprisingly polite and respectful though
TG: i see why rose is into her
2015-07-08 04:57:32 -
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CA: trolls generally sleep in sopor
CA: its a calmin an soothin agent
CA: but gamzees lusus wwas a shit an left him for long periods of time
CA: plus the fact that gamzees ancestor wwas batshit crazy an practically all purples are a bit lost in the head
CA: he ended up eatin sopor an it keeps him dazed an calm an sort of off in the clouds
CA: kanayas polite because she knowws diplomatic instances
CA: dont let it fool tou
CA: she an be a real bitch wwhen she feels like
CA: she probably just doesnt want to hurt roses feelins so shes bein polite to you
2015-07-08 05:06:18 -
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TG: so he ate his bed
TG: hardcore
TG: most likely
TG: being a bitch to one of your girlfriend's best friends isnt a good way to start off a relationship
TG: i dont know
TG: shes really just telling me to call her if im in trouble
She was also saying he should avoid getting Eridan angry at all costs and that he was spoiled, but it felt bad to type that, so he left that to himself.
2015-07-08 05:09:37 -
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CA: pretty much
CA: an yes i can see howw thatd be a bad thing
CA: havve
CA: any messages from an angry grey wwall of text?
CA: probably in capslock?
CA: itd be interestin to know what he says
CA: seein as hes usually creativve wwith insults
2015-07-08 05:15:42 -
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TG: havent read any yet
TG: maybe ill catch one in a while
TG: whos that one
Lies again. He did, but Karkat was a ball of anger that didnt say a lot of things that sounded worthwhile. He did like the way he wrote though.
2015-07-08 05:18:19 -
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CA: karkat
CA: he wwas
CA: wwell i thought he wwas my friend
CA: but hes just like the rest
CA: it wwasnr surprisin as i thought it wwould be
CA: wwhen i asked him if he believed wwhat feferi had said an he said yes of course
CA: that he expected it to happen
CA: hes a bit of a shit sometimes
2015-07-08 05:36:20 -
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Now hed just feel horrible if he told him. No way, no messages from him as far as Eridan knew.
TG: well nothing from him
TG: all i see is the weird text with numbers mouthing off about law or something
TG: anything else you want to know?
2015-07-08 05:39:20 -
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CA: fuckin terezi
CA: if you need someone to back you in court go wwith terezi
CA: shes nuts but she knowws her stuff an is insanely good
CA: nah
CA: i wwas just curious
CA: im bored noww though
CA: theres nothin to do here
CA: the fish is mouthin off at me
CA: this is quite amusin
CA: i think its tryin to shout at me but its all gurgly an nonsensical
2015-07-08 05:59:48 -
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TG: ahah good on you man
TG: if you want you can come over or something
TG: i wont be able to sleep as usual as i have exams tomorrow
TG: and i have loads of free time
TG: i also have an xbox in the living room and a ps3
TG: think about that
TG: whats the fish saying though
2015-07-08 06:03:50 -
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CA: i havve a ps3
CA: got myself one a feww wweeks ago
CA: along wwith some lego game
CA: i think theyre called lego
CA: the little brick things?
CA: anywway i got that an some assassins creed game
CA: i could play that
CA: but thats in the livin room
CA: an im here
CA: too far awway
CA: the fish is wwhinin an complainin about bein fed of course
CA: this fish is more dramatix than me
CA: might as wwell feed them
CA: gimme a minute
2015-07-08 06:15:24 -
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He laughs a little at the screen, moving so that he was laying down with a pillow under his chin, and the computer in reach.
TG: seriously lego and ac
TG: i like pushing people into fountains in ac
TG: and down the stairs
TG: and i to the water
TG: bottom line is pushing people is fun
TG: one might even say that everything about it is
TG: awesome
TG: alright i got time
2015-07-08 06:19:26 -
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He fed the fish, sticking his tongue out at the Grouch (as the complaining fish was now dubbed) before sitting back down. He rolled his eyes at the screen, shaking his head a bit at what Dave said.
CA: shut up
CA: theyre good games
CA: theyre entertainin
CA: im attemptin to get 100% on lego
CA: it is the perfect time wwaster
CA: also youre an idiot
CA: evverythin is not awwesome ddavve
CA: batman couldnt find anymore black bricks
CA: or evven vvery vvery dark grey
CA: these fish dont bloody shut up
CA: ivve fed you now please shut up
2015-07-08 09:06:48 -
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TG: what pushing people is also a perfect time waster.
TG: specially into the water
TG: they just disappear out of existence
TG: you should play metal gear solid though
TG: i played two a while ago
TG: the final bosses are a bitch but raiden is great
TG: it shouldnt be called sons of liberty though
TG: it should be called plot twists
TG: like that game is 110% made of plot twists
TG: and raiden gets a naked scene
TG: nice
TG: i have no clue what the lego game is about though
TG: and cant you just block them out
2015-07-08 15:04:54 -
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CA: sure davve
CA: wwhats so good about a naked scene
CA: i mean really
CA: ivve heard some people get so wworked up ovver a ruddy naked scene an its just
CA: ???
CA: dont see the point
CA: get back to bein an idiot an hide in this box pease
CA: i could
CA: but one of the seahorses are actin funny
CA: so im tryin to listen to wwhat they say
CA: HOLY SHIT
Eridan lunged out of his seat and was looking at the seahorses in the tank in a second. He fumbled for the glass divider, cursing that he didn't think to put it in earlier, and lifted the lid to slide it neatly in place. The other fish were, thankfully, smart enough to all stick to one side of the tank as he hurried to grab his phone and use its shitty camera to take a video of the pregnant male giving birth to hundreds of itty bitty seahorses.
2015-07-08 22:31:59 -
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TG: its really funny cus you just see his ass for the most part
TG: and he has to run around naked without any guns while the colonel calls him saying the weirdest shit
TG: its like MGS took deviantarts weird random taco phase and slapped it on a game with a naked dude running around
TG: its not like sexually arousing or anything i just thought it was pretty funny
TG: and then snake shows up like hey i was the one that took your close after you were knocked out
TG: here you can have it back
TG: and raiden is confused as shit
TG: wait what
TG: whats happening
TG ...
TG: eridan?
He rose a brow when he stopped replying
2015-07-08 22:35:34 -
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Eridan now had an over five minute video of the seahorse birthing. There were at least a hundred tiny little babies darting through the kelp weed, and he was glad the phone caught the tiny movements instead of showing nothing.
CA: DAVE
CA: DAVVE
CA: SEAHORSE BABIES
CA: they are so FUCKIN CUTE
CA: THERES HEAPS OF THEM
CA: THEYRE SO CUTE
2015-07-08 22:43:40 -
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TG: oh man holy shit
TG: i wasnt expecting that one
TG: all the plot twists going on here
TG: even though you probably told me it was going to be a thing when i went there huh
TG: do you have a picture or
2015-07-08 22:44:57 -
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CA: i took a vvideo
CA: theyre so tiny
CA: theyvve got such tiny vvoices
CA: they keep sayin hello
CA: ovver an ovver
CA: aww
CA: do you wwant me to send you the vvideo?
2015-07-09 02:31:30 -
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TG: ahaha oh man you sound like youre having a great time
TG: hell yeah i want to watch that video
TG: give it here
TG: i also want to see them one of these days but that's another topic
2015-07-09 02:32:21 -
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CA: the grouch fish evven shut up
Eridan found the usb lead for his phone and plugged it in, tapping the desk as he waited for it to connect. He sent the file, making sure it played first before sending it off.
CA: there you go
CA: ill be takin the babies awway a few days after wwe come back from sailin
CA: so you could see them before then
2015-07-09 03:21:48 -
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TG: what are you going to do with them again
TG: and whos gonna take care of them while youre gone
He plays the video as soon as it's done downloading, and can't help the bright smile on his face as he watches the baby seahorses sprout from the pouch. It was just like a baby-sprinkler.
TG: theyre so cute
TG: oh my god
TG: theyre so many too holy shit
TG: poor dad the kicking in the pouch should have driven him crazy
TG: or tail wagging or whatever they do to nag him
2015-07-09 03:24:46 -
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CA: the fish are on a timed feeder an the seahorses wwill have livve bait/regulated feeder
CA: theyll be fine
CA: as far as i knoww seahorses dont move much in the pouch
CA: but yeah theres heaps
CA: ill be givvin the babies to a feww wwildlife protection agencies along the coast
CA: an some marine parks
CA: one a them keeps bumpin against the glass
CA: adorable
CA: im gonna keep that one
2015-07-09 04:56:48 -
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Dave grins to himself, shaking his head. He also realized that the fishes could just be on a timed feeder all the time, and that they aren't because Eridan just really liked the fishes.
TG: how can you tell which one is who though
TG: is he still saying hello
TG: god why cant i understand seahorse
TG: damnit
TG: and on the moving subject
TG: the contractions are wild though
TG: looks like the seahorses are playing some tailball there and the crazy soccer dads are cheering for them even though theyre running in the wrong direction and scoring points for the other team all the time
TG: like no jerry no its not that way
TG: just go to the
TG: no jerry god damnit why must you dishonour your family like this
2015-07-09 05:00:23