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He laughs a little more, nodding. "Guess that does make it a little worse. Play my music while you're there or something, that'll make it better. Well probably not but play it anyway." He looked at the pastries to see where the brownies were placed today. "An extra chocolaty hot chocolate coming up then. But have you tried blondies? Like holy shit, okay, blondies are like brownies but with white chocolate." He says as he starts making said hot chocolate, his own coffee being next on the list.

2015-07-10 02:54:12

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"Your music is usually playing regardless. Like I said, today's music is shit." He shrugged and opted to sit at one of the barstools. "I've tried blondies before. I'm not too fond of white chocolate though, so it was a bit meh for me. Dark chocolate an' milk chocolate are the best in my opinion." He smiled, leaning on his forearms as he watched him make the hot chocolate.

2015-07-10 03:59:08

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Dave smiles wide as he says that, and even though his back s mostly turned on him, he can tell. "That's nice to know. Guess you're my first and only fan huh. And alright, you do you, I'm probably gonna have a blondie though." As the milk warms up, he gets the brownie for him, and the blondie for himself, getting them both the biggest pieces he could find.

2015-07-10 04:08:57

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"In denial fan. In denial. Remember that Dave," he grinned and stuck his tongue out, reaching up to adjust his glasses. "You'll get more fans one day. An' then I'll be saying I told you so while you're swamped in fan mail an' screaming people every time they see you." He snickered, accepting the plate with the brownie. "How much?"

2015-07-10 05:09:07

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He rolls his eyes with a slight smirk, leaning against the counter. "But you admit you are a fan so that makes you, by definition, not in denial. And I doubt it. The best I get is someone hitting on me at clubs. They do it at the most inconvenient time too, like, who the fuck hits on the DJ when theyre at the booth? Honestly." He pauses for a bit before he remembers he didnt answer the question. "Oh, its 5.50$"

2015-07-10 05:18:35

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"Idiots hit on djs when they're in the booth. How rude of them." He slid over the exact amount, as per usual. "Does it get really bad when you're DJing? With people hitting on you an' stuff?" He tilted his head slightly, fin flicking as Dave handed over his hot chocolate.

2015-07-10 05:44:59

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"Exactly! Like bro, I'm trying to lay some sick jams on these people I aint interested in getting in your pants right now. Maybe later." He shrugs a bit as he hands him the hot chocolate, pouring himself a mug of coffee and adding sugar. "It's not like it happens all the time. There are people that are decent enough to wait for a break. But I'll usually get two or three per night trying to pull that shit on me."

2015-07-10 05:48:51

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He pulled a face, sipping at his hot chocolate. "Ugh. I wouldn't be able to stand it. I can't stand it when people pester me for class notes even after I've told them more than once that no i don't fucking have them." He rolled his eyes and pulled the plate with the brownie on it closer. He cut a bit off with his fork, popping it into his mouth.

2015-07-10 06:18:59

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"And that's why I'm the DJ here." He smiles a little, getting the money in the register before going to sit down with his food. He eats the blondie with his fingers, not bothering enough to use a fork. "Its nice sometimes. Its gotten me laid once or twice, but its just neutral to me most of the times. Bit of an ego booster."

2015-07-10 06:39:44

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"I don't think your ego needs much more of a booster," he grinned, crooked as he glanced up at Dave. Another forkful of brownie and he took a sip of hot chocolate. "I really don't quite understand people who throw themselves at someone for sex. At least have a conversation first." He declined to mention that he himself used to through himself at anyone for affection/attention.

2015-07-10 06:51:36

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"Well, I mean, youre not wrong." He smirks, blowing on his coffee. "And well, I can understand it if someone is shit faced and getting horny. I mean, I probably get like that too. I present you to my faithful fuck buddies, specifically trained for that type of situation." He says as he waves both hands at him

2015-07-10 06:54:41

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Eridan just rolled his eyes and shook his head, grinning slightly. "Funny. Everyone come throw themselves at the sex magnet extraordinaire." He teased, snickering as he fork another forkful of brownie. "You're ridicules."

2015-07-10 07:22:36

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"They already do, I'm on my break, and by break I mean actual work. Or, you know, breakfast, whatever you want to call it." He laughs softly, sipping his drink. "Correction, I'm hot as fuck." He says in a cocky little tone

2015-07-10 07:26:27

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"What are you even going on about Dave?" He shook his head again, rolling his eyes. "Correction, you're hot as fuck an' more of a cocky bastard then I am." He smirked and supped at his hot chocolate. "Jeez Dave tone down your arrogance towards your level of attractiveness towards weak-willed beings."

2015-07-10 07:33:32

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"So you admit I am hot. Good. I'm pleased." He laughs, leaning back in his chair. He pretends to be shocked and deeply hurt when he speaks again though. "How rude of you. My attractiveness works on anyone who is attracted to guys, mind you."

2015-07-10 07:36:07

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"I know it works on anyone attracted to guys. That's a bit obvious isn't it." He will admit, not aloud of course and definitely not to Dave, but he did find the human attractive, in personality and appearance. "How do you manage walking down the street with people falling at you feet at every turn?" He teased.

2015-07-10 07:54:42

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"That's more like it." He grins, chuckling for a bit, shaking his head to himself. "No idea, guess I just walk over them."

2015-07-10 07:59:40

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"How rude a you Dave. Walking over people." He grinned, head tilted slightly to one side. "Though, I can't blame you. Why not take the opportunity where it stands?"

2015-07-10 09:20:36

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"It's kinda rude of them to fall at my feet when I'm clearly going somewhere though, have you thought about that?" He grinned back at him. "Or rather, where it falls." He starts laughing, ridiculously proud of his own shitty as fuck joke

2015-07-10 09:22:02

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"That was shitty. Please refrain from shitty jokes in my presence thanks." He rolled his eyes, dropping his forehead into his palm. "God Dave. I would've thought you'd've done better than that." He stuck his tongue out, tease clear in his voice before he turned his attention back to his brownie.

2015-07-10 09:46:26

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"And the public cheers, another /flawless/ execution from the Strider, amazing, how does he do that?" Dave says, grinning to himself, using. an announce'rs kind of voice. "And speaking about shitty, have you read sbahj yet?"

2015-07-10 09:49:06

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"I have. Wasted about an hour this morning reading it. It's not as horrifyingly shitty as I expected it to be. The humour is predictably dry an' it drags on in some places. But it's alright." He smiled, head tilted slightly. "Have you been working on any more knots lately?"

2015-07-10 10:58:22

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He seems to be constantly pleased with himself today. First he tells him he likes his music, now he says he likes his comics. Today is a good day. He just hopes he doesn't jjnx it. "I have, they're in my bag"

2015-07-10 13:55:58

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Eridan arched one eyebrow, steepling his fingers under his chin as he looked at Dave. "Firstly, wipe that smugass grin off'a your face. It has no right belonging there. Second, show me the knots you've done." There was a hint of a smile in the edge of his apparently curious-less expression. Inside he was grinning just as wide.

2015-07-10 14:03:50

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He still smiles when he does that, nodding. "Aye aye captain, but I do have to say my smugass grin has every right to be on my face." He got up after another sip of coffee, coming back with three knots: a sheep shank, a bowline, and a rolling hitch, displaying them all on top of the table for him to see, and taking one more bite of his blondie, finishing it.

2015-07-10 14:08:45