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"I'm already ready to leave." He says a he crumples up he wrapper that was around the doughnut he ate, shoving it inside the empty AJ bottle. "Whenever you want to leave, I'm good to go."

2016-03-15 10:39:31

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Eridan smiled, heading into his room to grab his messenger bag, his wallet and his phone before heading back out. "Alright. I'll drop round for coffee later I guess, but I'll text you if I change my mind so that you're not pining uselessly for me." He grinned, obviously teasing.

2016-03-15 10:41:27

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Dave got up to put the stuff in the trash and went to grab his own stuff as well. He rolls his eyes, smiling and pulling him down for a kiss. "I'll sulk if you don't come, I'm warning you." He teased

2016-03-15 11:50:02

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Eridan just snickered, rolling his eyes and happily giving into the kiss. "Do you want a lift home or are you good?" He wrapped an arm around Dave's waist, holding him close as he locked up his apartment and headed for the elevator.

2016-03-15 11:59:15

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Dave happily leaned against Eridan as they walked to the elevator, nuzzling his shoulder. "I'm good, thanks." He would have taken it if he wasn't expecting Sollux though.

2016-03-15 12:07:34

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He nodded, kissing his forehead once they were in the elevator and going down. "Alright then. I'll text you after my class. Try not to sleep too long." He teased, nuzzling his hair a little before composing himself once the elevator stopped. He headed to his car, waving over his shoulder at Dave.

2016-03-15 12:09:50

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Dave took the chance to get his daily dose of snuggles while they were in the elevator, hugging him around his middle. "No promises, babe." He smiles, pulling back from the hug once he had to go. He sighs a little as he heads to his own car, already expecting some exhausting shit to go down.

A good twenty minutes pass before he's at home, and now Sollux should be arriving at any moment.

2016-03-15 13:34:23

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Sollux rocked up at precisely on the hour, opening the door and just walking in like he knew Dave was home and not in a compromising position. The first thing he said, after wrinkling his nose a little at the sight of the place was. "Do you honethtly thtill keep him around? Anyone elthe would have gotten bored of him by now. I know I did."

2016-03-15 13:38:07

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Dave was now on the couch, wearing Eridan's clothes from the hoodie to the large sweatpants. He looked up once he heard someone walk in, and raised a hand as if to say 'sup'.

"Are you still expecting me to dump him? You people are persistent as fuck, gotta give you that."

2016-03-15 13:41:55

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"Well it'th not like you've got any reathon not to. Unless you're uthing him for hith money." Sollux shrugged, arms crossed over his chest as he studied Dave. "What do you know of quadrants."

2016-03-15 22:12:26

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"Listen up lispy, because I don't usually repeat myself this many times." Dave started, propping himself up on his elbows. "I like him. End of story. Also why do you ask? Our relationship isn't even in a quadrant. Quadrants are weird."

2016-03-15 22:18:52

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"He mutht have paid you off probably." He mused, ignoring what Dave said for now. "And becauthe I have to. Altho, I'm not interethted in what your little thing ith with that athhole, tho no detailth thankth. Feferi recommended I make amendth with you for thome reathon, probably tho that neither of uth getth a pithed off Ampora on our doorthtep becauthe of you. But I've dethided you're a pretty good fighter, alongthide the fact that you're not dithguthting to look at there. Therefore I offer you thith. I leave Ampora alone completely, or ath completely ath I can manage, and you conthide going black with me."

2016-03-15 22:28:45

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Dave squints behind his shades, his brow furrowing. "I must have missheard you, because I could swear that you're suggesting I somehow hate date the guy that fucked up my boyfriend on several occasions because I can fuck a guy up and because I'm drop dead gorgeous, which is pretty accurate. You're going to have to try harder than that." He looks over at the tv, uninterested. If Sollux wanted a chance at this, he was going to have to make one.

2016-03-15 22:39:06

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"Oh come on." Sollux rolled his eyes, moving to drop his ass into the couch opposite Dave's. "You can't even pretend that you haven't conthidered it. I know I'm a much better fuck that the shithead, plus with me at least you won't be getting bored of monotony. What doeth he even do with you, domethtic shit? I bet he hideth shit from you a lot, doethn't want you theeing what he'th really like."

2016-03-15 22:59:22

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His brow furrows further, but he doesn't take his eyes off the tv screen. "Listen, I don't know what you've been smoking or whatever, but you either shut the fuck up about Eridan or I'm making you shut the fuck up." That came out with way more black undertones than he knew

2016-03-15 23:01:42

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Sollux tried not to smirk, knowing he was on the right track now. "Why? I'm only telling the truth and you know it. How much doeth he pay you to thtick around? Doeth he give himthelf up to you ath a payment, I know he'th done that before the dethperate piethe of shit."

2016-03-15 23:02:50

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He clenched his fists, now trying not to make the stupid decision of flinging himself at Sollux right there and then. "Get out." He muttered. "I'm not saying it twice."

2016-03-15 23:05:11

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"I'm not done yet, I thtil have to inform you of what Feferi wantth." He settled himself more comfortably, stretching out his legs and sighing a little. "Apparently she wantth to talk to you ath well. Probably to make thure that your life ith going thmoothly and you're not being controlled by him. Maybe you better tell her how he payth you tho that she can finally put a thtop to him. It'll do everyone a favour."

2016-03-15 23:06:53

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"She can eat my shit, I aint talking to the spoiled little mermaid wannabe." He gets up, putting his shades to the side. "If you make me repeat myself you're going to get a nice payment in the form of my fist. You have thirty seconds, not fuckig around bro."

2016-03-15 23:10:24

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"You'll be getting a vithit from her anyway. And don't call her thpoiled. If anyone'th thpoiled it'th that little shit bag and hith utheleth danthethtor. Thpoilt bratth, both of them." He barely even glanced at him when he stood up, inspecting his claws now. He was ready to catch the punch with psionics if need be.

2016-03-15 23:12:24

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"Please, someone as dedicated to making someone else miserable as her is a spoiled bag of dicks. Shit's more real than Kraft mayo." He looked utterly pissed off, but was still trying to hold back and not create any problems. "Which isn't to say you don't fit into the description as well, I mean, look at you."

2016-03-15 23:16:08

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That annoyed him, because in his eyes Feferi was about as far from spoiled as she could be. He sat up a little, narrowing his eyes at him. "If by thpoilt you mean that she'th trying to thingle-handedly keep the troll population in order by herthelf with only a few advitherth, after getting back thtabbed by your prethiouth wathte of thpace, then go ahead. Call her thpoiled."

2016-03-15 23:20:49

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It was more than a little satisfying to finally get a metaphorical punch in, and it made his expression relax a little. "The fuck you mean "back-stabbed"? You mean he got tired of putting up with her shit?" He jabbed a finger against Sollux's chest. "And certainly such an amazing nearly goddess would chase a troll that wants nothing to do with her just to make sure he doesn't get a drop of happiness in his life. What a great, great empress, I bet Guy Fieri would make a better empress. Also the crown would suit him better."

2016-03-15 23:25:08

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"Oh, didn't you hear?" Sollux smirked up at him, looking utterly smug. "Eridan back-thtabbed her. Went behind her back to do thomething that she thpecifically thaid he couldn't do. Neither of them would thay what it wath, but it wath bad enough that he lotht her for a moirail and lotht all of uth ath even acquaintentheth for it. That'th why Kanaya took her chainthaw to hith gut. She wanted him dead. Unfortunately she didn't thuctheed, or no one would have the problem of dealing with him anymore."

2016-03-15 23:27:24

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"Oh yeah, huh?" That was it for him. "Thats interesting, because you see..." Dave wasn't himself when he threw a nearly perfect left hook, hitting Sollux square in the jaw. The moment the deed was done, he had pretty much accepted his fate. "I don't give a shit. She's a petty bitch that took advantage of a lonely guy, and she'll never be more than that."

2016-03-15 23:31:05