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Dave just pointed at Eridan, making Jade flush a little. "O-oh!" She still smirked at Dave though. "Seems like those things are becoming a trend."

"Just shut up Harley." He rolls his eyes with a smirk, nudging her, simultaneously making her laugh.

2015-09-29 06:06:28

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Eridan snickered, watching them both in amusement. He was still smirking even as Jade finished laughing, showing his teeth a little as he watched her nudge Dave back.

His phone vibrated in his pocket and he pulled it out, glancing at the message.

It was from Nepeta, and ooh that was some interesting content. Nep didn't even add in her quirk.

'No i didnt tell kanaya but I thought youd be interested to know the content of our conversation. A buck tooth friend of your blonde one is currently in cahoots with one spider.'

"Hey Dave. Look at this."

2015-09-29 06:21:41

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Dave and Jade were still trading little mocking glances and sticking their tongue out to one another when Eridan spoke up.

He glanced at the phone and rose a brow. "The troll he's been into?"

2015-09-29 06:25:32

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"Yep. One of my old acquaintences. My old pitchmate to be exact." He thanked Nepeta for the info before putting his phone away. "And Vriska doesn't do things by full halves, so he's either fucking her on the fly or they're in an actual relationship."

2015-09-29 06:28:06

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Yikes. The boyfriend's best friend is dating the ex black romance. How Rom com is that?

"What do you mean? Who?" Jade rose a brow, pretty confused

2015-09-29 06:30:04

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"John is in some form of relationship with the troll who used to be my kismesis. She's a right bitch, so good luck to him." Eridan just found the situation rather amusing. Now he has blackmail on the blackmailer. Excellent.

2015-09-29 06:32:24

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"A what?"

"They hate fucked, or hate kissed, I don't know how old he was at the time." Dave answers, shrugging.

"Wait, so John is also not telling us something?" She furrowed her brow a bit. "Why would he do that?"

2015-09-29 06:34:58

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He waved a hand at Dave, as if getting rid of his explanation. "I refused to kiss her. It was more insult trading and beating each other up. It was not a healthy kismesistude."

"It's probably only recent. Like, properly established a few days ago."

2015-09-29 06:36:56

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Dave laughs a little at the irony of the situation. "Well, he's dating a bitch, by what he says, but I still want to hear it from John."

Jade sighed a little, muttering something about how trolls are trouble, though she doesn't seem too bothered.

2015-09-29 06:40:35

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"You can ask him yourself on his decision to fuck a vandalising she-spider." He gestured with a tilt of his head down the park. John was walking towards them.

2015-09-29 06:41:57

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John didn't seem nearly as bothered as last time to be around a troll, however he did seem angrier than usual, since spider bitch probably told him a lot of shit about Eridan with little to no context.

2015-09-29 06:45:03

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Eridan wasn't planning on saying anything until Rose rocked up, so he just continued petting Bec.

Jade looked neutral, but she raised an eyebrow at John and his furious expression. "You look like you just walked through several spider's webs."

2015-09-29 06:46:17

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Dave snorts a little, smiling, and John rose a brow back. "Well /he/ is here, so I'm not in one of my best moods, no." He explains.

Bec seems to be happy just licking Eridan's hand and leaning against him

2015-09-29 06:50:32

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Eridan was a mature troll who wouldn't ride to no bait. Nuh uh. Not today bitch.

"Yes yes we get that you don't like him blah blah. I would've thought that you would've gotten used to bitchy asshole trolls by now though?"

Eridan wondered vaguely whether Jade knew about Kanaya.

2015-09-29 06:53:01

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Dave was just enjoying all this shade that was being thrown at John. Damn.

"What do you mean? Of course I wouldn't be." He remains in oblivion.

2015-09-29 06:55:33

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"I met the cranky grey troll you were talking to online for a while. He called me useless and vindictive. And I also got a text from this blue chick with lots of eights and exclamation marks about you. They were both very rude." She hadn't, she was just using the know,edge she'd gleaned from catching sight of his phone when they'd spoken last.

2015-09-29 07:02:00

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John's brows rise, and he seems surprised to hear that. "What? Karkat is cool Jade. He's. .. kinda rude, but he's funny. And what did Vriska say?"

2015-09-29 07:08:44

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"He's not funny at all. I find him extremely rude. Like, outweighing this guy in rudeness and all he's done so far is pet my dog." She gestured to Eridan with her thumb. "She said something about wanting to know what exactly you're packing because she assumed at one point you were a girl. I told her to go away and leave me alone. She was very rude."

2015-09-29 07:11:05

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Dave didn't have much to say about the guy, he just knew that Karkat was with John that one time.

"...what?" John's cheeks lit up like a Christmas tree. "I do not look like a girl- and I don't know where that came from!"

2015-09-29 07:13:35

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Eridan was trying very very hard not to laugh right now. So hard. He is such the gentletroll right now.

"How do you even know her anyway? Do you know her?" She turned to Dave and Eridan, and Eridan gave a bored looking nod.

2015-09-29 07:15:07

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"Well.. I was with Karkat and she happened to drop by I guess? Nothing too weird." He frowns a little again when she talks to Eridan. "Either way she said this guy is pure rubbish."

2015-09-29 07:17:43

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"You aint too shiny yourself." Look! No insult! His lusus would be ashamed. Eridan was still trying not to laugh though and he hoped he sounded somewhat bored.

Jade just powered on. "Why were you with Karkat though? I thought you said you didn't want to interact with trolls anymore than you need to? What's going on John?"

2015-09-29 07:19:20

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John is a bit at loss for words now. "His friend things talked to me, its not like i went out of my way to know them!"

2015-09-29 07:23:59

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"Whose friend things? John, you're not making any sense." Eridan bit the inside of his cheek in an effort not to laugh. This was going better than expected.

2015-09-29 07:24:49

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"Eridan's!!!! Are you paying attention?" He just sounded a bit at loss for words, not knowing how to explain, rather than angry.

Soon enough, the soft footsteps of one other blonde are heard

2015-09-29 07:28:03