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"Lispy fuck was knocked the hell out when i got there, but i think he broke an arm, leg and some toes. So yes."

He rose a brow, as if he found the notion preposterous. "This is going to be weird to hear, but you're going to hear it anyway. The only time he hurt me was like, when we got a bit too hot and bothered and he was doing something to my neck and accidentally drew blood because his teeth are sharp, but he got really worried and stopped right away. It didn't even hurt that much." He shrugs. Bro had hurt him far more.

2015-09-16 05:07:22

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She pulled a face at Dave's retelling, miming being sick with a small grin. "O-kay. Didn't need to know the finer points of my best friend getting it on with a sea troll thank you very much! Gross." She rolled her eyes at him, smiling. "As long as he hasn't done any proper damage to you." She shrugged, combing a stray hair back into place.

2015-09-16 05:09:39

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"Hey, I said it would be weird. But don't worry, we stopped after that." No they didn't, but his poker face is really good and poor Jade has been traumatized enough for one day.

"Nah, he didn't. He wouldn't, dare I say. When I got there that day, I tried to help him, but he was still in a sort of fighting kind of mid set, so he kept metaphorically pushing me away and saying he didn't want to hurt me. Eridan really isn't a bad person, just a fucked up person."

2015-09-16 05:12:37

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"So he cared even then? Were you two together then?" She wondered if she could, in a safe environment and with consent of course, perform an experiment with the two to see how far a highblood could be pushed before they snapped, and if Dave had any effect on him in that state as well.

2015-09-16 05:14:29

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"I think we were- wait yes, we definitely were." He remembers telling Eridan he loved him. "He deserves more credit than people give him." That would be really interesting but Dave would hardly consent to anything that upset Eridan.

2015-09-16 05:16:13

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She also wondered whether the harsh words from his previous "friends" hurt more than just words from a stranger.

"I think you're good for him. From what I've heard from pink fish, and from what I've heard from John, and now from you, I think he likes being around you enough to let his guards down."

2015-09-16 05:29:24

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He laughs softly, trying to hold it in. "Pink fish..." He mutters to himself, smiling.

"I think he does. It's really nice." By the way he talked about him it was also painfully clear that Dave also let some of his guards down around him, even though he'd swear on his gold fish's grave that he did not do that if asked.

2015-09-16 05:34:16

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"Well she was pink. Y'know how he's got the purple-y stuff up here." She gestured to her ears and then the front of her hair where Dave's violetness was. "She had pink fins. Ergo, pink fish."

She could tell that Dave had loosen up around Eridan, but for the sake of her friend's pride and general self-ness, she didn't mention a thing. "After Saturday, I wanna actually converse with him like a normal bunch of people, instead of demanding explanations and accusations. Do you think he will? If you're there at least?"

2015-09-16 05:36:20

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"Thats still funny because she's supposed to be really important. Calling her pink fish makes her seem like a Barbie doll."

"I'm pretty sure he'd be down for that if you showed him you're not against him on Saturday." He nods. "But maybe a few days later, because he's been socializing a lot and maybe he needs to recharge, you know, since he doesn't do that a lot."

2015-09-16 05:39:20

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"Is having fins supposed to make you important?" She pulled a face, rolling her eyes a little.

"You're making it sound like going outside is a chore for him. But fine. I can do a few days after. I have something on Sunday anyways, so I wouldn't be able to do it the day after."

"Just warning now though, I don't think John or Rose are going to warm up to him too quickly, if at all. John said that when he went round your fishboy went and insulted him real bad. And Rose has got her troll friend's input."

2015-09-16 05:41:46

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"Actually, yes. That's it, in a nutshell. Seadwellers are rare and they're supposed to be royalty. I'm dating a fish nerd hipster that is loaded and royalty."

"Maybe it has become a chore? I have no idea, but maybe he'll be okay with just kicking it the day after. I'll ask."

"I know, and you know John, when he has an opinion on someone he hardly changes it. But I trust at least Rose will respect it. And John will maybe come to reason."

2015-09-16 05:44:51

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She snickered, grinning. "You caught a shiny!" Eridan as a pokemon would be pretty funny. His pokemon card would probably show a pissed off, flared fin grouchy hipster. Hilarious.

"If you need a leverage point I can bring Bec. He can pet him all he wants?" A peace offering, sort of.

"I can probably get them to tone down the threats a little. I know John's still sending the occasional one when he doesn't hear from you in a while."

2015-09-16 05:47:01

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"Aw fuck yeah I did. More like a shiny legendary though." Eridan as a pokemon would probable be a violet vaporeon with a scarf. However he also likes imagining he'd be a sort of otter.

"Oh definitely, he'll probably like Bec, he's the laziest dog ever when he's being petted." He smiles.

He frowns a little right after. "Eridan didn't tell me that. I'll have to have a talk with John if that's the case."

2015-09-16 05:50:52

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Eriotter. Eriporeon. Classic.

"Everyone likes Bec. Except when he gets growly and goes all "scary looking"." Air quotations accompanied, and she rolled her eyes. Her dog was not scary by any means.

"Does he usually tell you what he receives via text? John sent more than me, but the ones I sent were sort of vicious. I'll apologise on Saturday."

2015-09-16 05:53:12

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"Well, no, that would just be weird, but you'd think he'd tell me if John was being a shit to him on a regular basis." He groans a little. "What matters now is that he'll stop. And.. I don't really known how he'll react to me being bi... poly? Who really knows. That I like more than girls. So, back me up on that one."

2015-09-16 05:57:09

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"He probably thought it'd get you upset or so. He sounds like someone who'd keep something quiet if he thought it'd upset someone he liked." She reasoned.

"I swear John's going after a troll too, so you can kick his ass if he kicks up a fuss over your elusive sexuality revolving mainly around one fish troll."

2015-09-16 05:59:53

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"Well yes, but I'd rather know that even if it made me ups- I'm being a hypocrite now. Great." Now he knows how Jade felt.

"Wait, what? Since when is that a thing?"

2015-09-16 06:02:21

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She snickered, reaching over to pat his hand. "There there Dave. Just ask him if he's been getting messages still from us. If he says yes ask to see them. If he says no to that just shrug and move on and I'll nick John's phone for you so you can see for yourself." Probably not, but hey it sounded good.

"I dunno. He's been talking to someone online recently. Blue text. He won't tell me who it is but I was teasing him about it being his new internet friend and he started blushing real bad so maybe he's finally going to get some."

2015-09-16 06:04:32

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He nods, sighing a bit. Everything about this situation was tiring. "Yeah, ill do that. Also send some hearts to his internet friend if you do that, so that he can pull the "it wasn't me, it was a friend!" Card and sound totally fake." He snickers.

2015-09-16 06:07:50

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"I'll get you to do it. Revenge on the behalf of Eridan." She laughed, shaking her head a little. A glance at the clock on the wall behind the counter and she sighed. "I only came in for a short chat and you've kept me here almost longer than an hour. How rude Dave."

2015-09-16 06:09:16

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"Oh my sweet revenge. Talk shit get hearts thrown at your crush via text." He laughs a bit.

"Shit, really? Holy shit. What were you here about? Just for a little chit chat? Also can I get you anything, coffee, cake?"

2015-09-16 06:11:18

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"Yeah I was just here to talk, chat, catch up whatever. I so did not expect to see what I walked in on. Dave you're so indecent." She grinned, teasing.

"I'll have a takeaway tea. Not apple." At least Jade was wise to Dave's ways.

2015-09-16 06:15:13

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"I was getting my morning smooches on okay, usually we'd have more time until customers rolled in" he laughs.

"Alright, but you don't know what you're missing on." He smirked, starting to make her some green tea

2015-09-16 06:17:18

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"Apple tea tastes like shit Dave. You don't even drink it. You just like the name because it's got apple in it." She snickered, rolling her eyes at him and pulling out some change.

2015-09-16 06:18:03

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"Hmmm, fair enough." He ends up laughing. "That'll be one fourty." He smiles, humming as he makes her the tea.

Once it's done, he hands over the warm cup, and takes the change.

2015-09-16 06:19:48