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She swatted him with her hand again, pressing her hands to her ears straight after. "Okay! I get it! You got to experience awesome things! Don't wanna know anymore la la la la la."

2015-09-16 03:50:02

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He laughs with a huge grin, nodding. "It was amazing, we're planning on going back one of these days."

2015-09-16 03:51:19

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"How do you get there? Does he charter a boat or own one?"

2015-09-16 03:51:44

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"He owns a boat. In fact he's teaching me how to sail. Also he had an impressive collection of useless maps. The island is like, half a day's worth of travel away"

2015-09-16 03:52:31

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"Dave you're dating a nerdy hipster. Where did he get the maps?" She laughed, but looked pretty interested. "That's pretty cool though, that he's teaching you how to sail. How are you paying for it? Is he asking for payment?"

2015-09-16 03:53:17

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"I'm well aware, but thanks for noticing." He snickers, shaking his head. "He says he either found or bought them here and there. He also made some of those."

"Well, originally I offered to pay him for his breakfasts here, and he accepted, but he think he wasn't serious about it, since he still pays it more often than not. He only won't f I offer to pay."

2015-09-16 03:55:42

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"He makes maps!" She laughed, snickering.

"Wait so you're basically freeloading on getting to learn how to sail? Sweet." She grinned, shaking her head a little at him. "How often does he come for breakfast here?"

2015-09-16 03:57:46

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This was starting to feel like a bit of an exam with all the questions, but he could understand it, after all he'd been hiding the last month of his life and a lot had happened. "Yep, pretty much. But he doesn't really need the money, honestly. He's..." He smiles a little wider. "He's taken me to this high class restaurant thing, and he said he could esdily afford it. No idea of how he's that loaded."

"Every day, really. And, don't tell this to John and Rose if they react badly on Saturday, but I've been sleeping over lately, and its nice. Like today, we usually have breakfast together " he sounds really happy now that he can talk about all the things that happened.

2015-09-16 04:08:19

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"So you're dating a loaded nerdy hipster? Score one for Strider I guess." She realised how happy Dave looked, talking about what he'd done with Eridan and just about Eridan in general. She resolved to at least be civil with the troll from now on. It was only fair. Even if she didn't like him.

"Sleeping over or "sleeping" over. There's a difference Dave." She wiggled her brows a little, because hey she can tease if she wants. "I'm kidding don't tell me details about that. It look like he makes you happy though."

2015-09-16 04:11:53

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Dave smirked, leaning back against his chair. He ponders on what gross thing he should say to allude to the fact they did fuck. He ends up pointing at his crotch, and then extends his arm, pointing at how long Eridan's bulge was with a shit-eating grin, because he could be a little shit sometimes. "It's impressive."

"He does. It's nice, I like what we have going." He nods, smiling gently.

2015-09-16 04:15:32

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She looked slightly grossed out. "Dave! I just said no details!" Now she was having a horrid mental image of a troll with purple in his hair with a dick longer than Dave's forearm. "Gross Dave."

She ended up smiling at him a little, "You're slowly changing my opinion on him. Just a little. I still want to talk to him, and then I'll properly make up my opinion on him."

2015-09-16 04:18:23

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Dave burst out laughing, clutching his stomach as he did. Oh shit he chose the right gross thing to say.

"Oh we're going to bake cookies with a 6 year old we found at one of the marine parks today. He was lost, and we helped him get back to his grandma. Now he really admires Eridan. Honestly he's a big softy, but don't tell him that or he gets pouty. " he laughs.

2015-09-16 04:21:43

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She wished she had a book with her so she could properly get him one.

"I think you're the big softy here right now Dave. Your face just went all relaxed and I swear I've never seen a gentler smile on someone." She teased, nudging him with her foot. "It looks like you're just as much of a good influence on him."

2015-09-16 04:24:20

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Dave's cheeks clearly tint red once she points that out, and he looks down to try to hide it. "I'm not a softy, I'm just happy." Dave gets blushy when people call him that apparently, to match Eridan. "But he's been a lot more relaxed with me than before, by what he tells me." He mutters, his smile only growing. "Ah shit, I sound like a teenage girl, ignore the sounds coming out of my mouth."

2015-09-16 04:27:18

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She cooed at him, smiling as she saw him turn red and get all coy. "N'aw. You two are such dorks. And I don't even know him. You've turned him into a dork Dave. You're infecting people with your dorkiness, it's not John who's the dork anymore. It's all you." She laughed a little, resting her chin on her hand and grinning at him.

2015-09-16 04:28:37

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"I think he's turned me into a dork. John and Eridan have combined forces to make this possible. It's torture." He laughs a bit nevertheless, looking up again once his cheeks weren't bright red. "But he's nice. I think you're going to like him. He needs more friends, honestly."

2015-09-16 04:30:58

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"Nope. It's all your doing. You were secretly a dork all along."

"If he's not as much of an ass as everyone I've spoken to, bar you, make him out to be, I think I might be able to tolerate him. Does he have any other friends? Anyone else he talks to aside from those other trolls, however many there are, and you? You make it sound like he rarely leaves the house most of the time."

2015-09-16 04:32:58

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"He isn't. He can get annoyed quickly, but really it takes sensitive topics to make that happen. And, yeah, that's basically it." He shrugs. "I wasn't joking when I said the other trolls made it their life mission to make him not have friends. Actually I've offered to present him to the people that work here, you know them, they're cool, and he says he doesnt want to drag more people to the situation I got in because of his friends." He sighs. "I think he talks to a deaf girl at his class though. Over notes and such."

2015-09-16 04:36:38

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"That's sort of sad. Does that mean you're his first friend since the thing happened?" Everyone needs friends. It's like, the biggest life rule. Everyone needs one friend, even if they're not human or troll. Animals make great friends. Well most animals do.

"I feel sort of bad now. He probably only just met you when John and I went off at him. And if he didn't have any friends that would've just made some of what I said even worse." She felt like she was being guilt-tripped really bad, but the guy wasn't even here.

2015-09-16 04:39:30

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"I think so, yeah. He spends most of the days studying and what not, he also said he's learned a few languages to pass the time, so he has a lot of time in his hands. He also had trouble sleeping, but now he's gotten better."

"Well, yes, but if someone told be some guy wanted to murder you without any other context, I think I'd be angry too. Maybe not threaten to kill him, but you know. It's not your fault. It's prissy bitch fish's fault. And lispy hacker."

2015-09-16 04:43:01

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"Has he gotten better sleeping since you started sleeping with him? In the none sexual way of course you dirty child." She loved her sleep, she couldn't really understand why someone wouldn't.

"Have you met either of them? I only met the fish girl with a really bright taste in clothing. Who's lispy hacker? What's he got to do with this?"

2015-09-16 04:44:57

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Dave laughs a bit, but nods, feeling like even discussing these topics was easier after establishing that Eridan wasn't a murderer or horrible. "Yeah. He still wakes up earlier than me some days, but before he only slept a few hours per week. Its definitely gotten better. And its nice sleeping with him and have someone to koala around, finally." Jade is aware of his sleeping habits due to multiple slumber parties.

"Ugh, I've met lispy shit. I have only moaned for the bitch. Wait, wow that sounds really bad out of context." He explains what was happening for him to fake moan at that time before continuing. "And anyway, the other piece of shit is her boyfriend thing, that apparently hates Eridan with a passion. I accidentally said something I shouldn't have when he was here, and then he burst into his apartment like he owned the place, then they fought. You know what she had to say about he many burns and deep scratches he got? Sorry. Just that, a formal apology."

2015-09-16 04:50:48

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She snickered at the mention of his koala habits, though the thought of only sleeping a few hours per week was a bit weird. How does anyone survive on that?

"You moaned for who now?" After Dave explained himself she laughed, rolling her eyes. "Only you would do that Dave."

"Burns? This lispy troll burnt him? Over what reason?" She shook her head, mystified. "Trolls are so weird. Their biology and the bodily mutant features that some have is fascinating, but the actual trolls are really weird. Why would he burn him? And just an apology? Over something like that? Jeez, they really do hate him."

2015-09-16 04:54:06

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"Yeah, he looked annoyed and I kinda wanted to make him do something with his face other than frown. It worked, he laughed his ass off and she got really flustered." He grins.

"Um... I'd rather not share. It was something Eridan told me that happened, and I said it out of spite on accident. He got angry for him telling me that, so that happened. Also he did it with his weird psionics or something. When I got there Eridan was clearly winnin, but he stopped and let Aradia take him right away when we got there. It was... horrible."

2015-09-16 04:57:40

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She shook her head again, frowning. "How much damage did he do to lispy? Was it enough to make up for the shitty apology and the fact that he got burned?" It was absurd. She wondered, briefly, what sort of mess Dave had gotten himself into when he started becoming friends with Eridan. She shook her head again, tugging at one of her bracelets. "Has he hurt you before?"

2015-09-16 05:03:53