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"You've probably eaten it enough times to stand the taste. I just hate greasy food." He shrugged and ate the peach, reaching for the grapes. "It's why I cook. I'm too much of a picky eater when I go out an' when I cook for myself I can only blame myself for shitty food."

He grinned slightly, fins twitching amusement. "I am however, not averse to eating fish whole. Whiting an' cod are the best for that."

2015-07-01 01:28:29

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"That's a good policy, definitely." He nods, sipping from his juice, and handing the Ampora another bottle of AJ. "Wait, eating fish whole? As in, just fucking popping it into your mouth after you've set the scales aside? Hell to the no, the only raw fish i eat is sashimi"

2015-07-01 01:31:13

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"The scales are the best bit!" His grin grew wider, fins flaring slightly in amusement. "Just pull the wriggley bastard off the hook an' down the hatch. Very filling. The scales are no bother to me. Cooked fish is just as good. Raw or cooked, fish is the one thing I am not fussed on."

2015-07-01 01:38:51

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He makes a face that is a mix of shock and disgust. "Oh fuck no. Are you telling me you eat live fish? Jesus fucking christ, nope. Nah, that's too alien to me." He put the bottle of AJ down on the counter, since Eridan didn't take it. "Fish is alright, I suppose. Im into sushi, that's always great. Grilled salmon is also fine."

2015-07-01 01:40:43

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"How else shall I eat fish? Cut them up with little knife an' fork an' roast them over a gas flame like a twitchy health nut? Nah, if you're gonna eat raw fish you gotta eat it whole, an' live." He rolled his eyes. The bottle set on the counter made him narrow his eyes slighlty, tilting his head. "Is that your shitty ambrosia? It's looks like something the lady from a few doors down's cat does when it's sick."

2015-07-01 02:05:15

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"Yes, actually, that is exactly the way you should eat fish. You regularly get a live fucking animal in your system and let it die in your stomach. What the actual fuck, that's cruel as shit." He raised a brow at his statement, actually looking offended. "Bro, don't diss the drink, if you're not gonna take it, I'll drink it myself." He reached for it to take it back.

2015-07-01 02:08:37

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He didn't understand what the big problem was, it was just fish. And he ate the sick fish, the already dying fish. Eridan huffed, fins flicking in irritation as he pushed himself off the counter to check on the pastry. It was pulled out of the over and set aside on top of a tea towel, and he turned back to the chocolate.

He swiped the bottle before he could reach it, reaching up to grab a glass and pour some in. "I was merely stating what it looked like, not what it was."

2015-07-01 02:16:37

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Dave however had no idea of that. He just knew he ate animals alive, which was very gross in his book. "Mmh. Fine then, go right ahead." He nods for him to go ahead and drink it, before glancing over at the pastries.

2015-07-01 02:19:01

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Eridan just rolled his eyes, lifting the glass first to have a look at it in suspicion. It really didn't look that nice. He shrugged, Dave was trying his food, he'll try his shitty drink.

He took a sip, nose wrinkling slightly. Another sip and he set the glass down. "I don't get why you consider it ambrosia, but I have my own form of ambrosia so I guess I cannot talk. But it's alright I guess. Just taste like fruit."

2015-07-01 02:20:46

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He blinked in surprise, unsure if he actually should be offended, even though he had no real reason for that. "Dude, it tastes like heaven, I have no idea what you're talking about." He takes a big gulp of his own drink to make a point. "But hey, more for me."

2015-07-01 02:22:10

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He shrugged, reaching to grab a spoon and turned the burner off on the stove. He picked up the glass bowl, wincing slightly at the heat on his hands. He grabbed a spoon, pulling the pastries closer and scooping out chocolate. The pastries were filled up one by one, and Eridan wiped his hands on his pants before opening cupboards looking for stuff. A moment later and he found the icing sugar, dusting the pastries and handing one to Dave. "Ambrosia is technically an edible substance. Your aj would be a nectar to you, where as pastries would be my equivalent to ambrosia."

2015-07-01 02:27:29

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He smiles a little at the comparison, and takes the sweet. "Well, I'll be the judge of that, mister picky eater." He doesn't bother to snark at him about his mistake, because he knew more about greek gods than he would ever know in his life, so it was only fair that he got to correct him. "I'm going to wait though, burning my tongue doesn't sound very nice."

2015-07-01 02:30:06

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"There best eaten hot. An' the pastry has cooled down enough by now, the chocolate's the only thing that's hot an' it's nice." He bit into one himself, having none of the hesitancy of Dave. He got chocolate on the corner of his lips, but he smiled slightly at having yet again successfully making pastries.

2015-07-01 02:32:49

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He thought about that for a second, but waited for Eridan to actually take a bit before he did. He has no idea of why he'd trust him when it came to that, since they had very different systems and tastes, but it actually wasn't hot, just pleasantly warm and slightly moist. It was... pretty damn good, actually, and the sound he made clearly conveyed that.

2015-07-01 02:34:35

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Eridan's expression was completely smug when Dave looked again. Smug because he knew Dave liked the pastry. "Well?" He grinned, finishing off his own pastry and reaching for the chocolate bowl. No use letting the leftovers go to waste.

2015-07-01 02:38:37

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He managed to get sugar on his upper lip, along with a smudge of chocolate on the corner of his lips, though he hurried to lick the sugar. "I think I should come by more often. When you bake, mostly." He concluded, nodding to himself as he finished it off. It was pretty tasty and addicting. The only thing that could make it more addicting was making it crunchy, but something told him something like that wouldn't go well with it.

2015-07-01 02:41:37

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"I bake a lot. An' sometimes too much. Whenever I'm bored an' not in possession of somethin' to study or do." He shrugged, licking the chocolate off his finger. "The easiest thing to bake is biscuits. It's easy an' really good for snacks." He pulled himself up to sit on the counter, gesturing at the pastries with his head. "Have as many as you like."

2015-07-01 02:46:40

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"You should definitely invite me over more times then." He laughed a little, sitting down on a nearby chair, helping himself to another one. "I hope you realize that I'm friends with the café's baker, so, I eat a lot of quality leftovers. You better have a great sweets game if you want to impress me." He was already doing it, but whatever.

2015-07-01 02:49:02

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"Haul your ass up the stairs whenever you feel like eating actual food that isn't leftovers or take away." He grinned, dropping the now chocolate-less bowl into the sink and leaning back against the wall. "This isn't even my best recipe. I doubt I could rival Jane, but I do well enough. You haven't even tried my best dish yet."

2015-07-01 02:56:36

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"I will take those statements as an invitation to haul my ass up here whenever you make that dish. Also you said dish, so I'm expecting something suitable for lunch or dinner. Also who knows, Jane is pretty good, but I've only ever eaten something you made today." He took a bite of his new pastry, getting sugar on his lips again. He eventually grabs a napkin from the table to wipe them though. "Can I ask what it is? You know, the dish."

2015-07-01 02:59:36

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He wiped his mouth, checking his reflection to see if he had any chocolate on his face. "I cook when sailing as well. There's a little gas stove on board, so it helps when I'm not near a beach an' don't want to eat cold shit outta a can." He gestured for Dave to pass him a pastry, not wanting to leave this particularly comfortable spot to get up and grab one.

"It's a meat based dish. Sort of like a goulash or stroganoff but... spicier? I'm not too sure how to describe it."

2015-07-01 03:05:58

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Dave passed him another one pretty quickly, and then relaxed against the chair. He should be doing his last minute revisions for the exam, but then again, he had a firm policy of 'if you didn't know it until the day before the test, youre not going to know it then', so that was in the back of his mind. "That sounds nice. Nicer than what I usually have so yes. Spicy meat sounds good. And knowing you, you'd probably get the quality shit too."

2015-07-01 03:09:05

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"Of course I'm getting quality shit." He almost looked insulted, but it was ruined by the chocolate smeared on his upper lip. He settled against the wall, unaware of the chocolate. "I use a lot of spices, an' they vary every time I make the dish, which is probably annoying for whoever wants the recipe for the one I make at that time, but the original recipe is probably something different." He shrugged slightly and pulled down another recipe book, thumbing through with a slight frown to find the original recipe.

2015-07-01 03:17:01

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The corner of his lips quivered, struggling not to smile as he looked at the smudge, having one of his own on the corner of his lips. "As long as it's meat and it has a nice flavour to it, I could not give less of a fuck." He pauses for a second, but then remembers something. "Oh, i've made chili before! Best damn thing i've done in my life, i gotta make that again." It was kind of a note to himself, but it was always nice to let him know of his clearly vast cooking skills.

2015-07-01 03:19:42

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Eridan narrowed his eyes slightly as he noticed Dave's little smirk. "What. You know you've got chocolate on your lips right." A glance at the nearest reflective surface and he flushed, fins wiggling in irritation and slight embarrassment as he wiped his face.

"Chili? I like chili. It's nice. Spicy foods are good, but sometimes just a slab of steak with a side of something is good as well. Well cooked steak though. I don't like raw steak."

2015-07-01 03:24:07