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His lips twitched into a smile at the response, and he started working on doing the same to the other tracks after he replied.
TG: by the way
TG: you should mute your computer while i do this
TG: in case you fall asleep and shit
TG: because now I have to give you the other 3 tracks
2015-06-25 23:23:57 -
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CA: im not goin to fall asleep davve
CA: gonna finish bindin of isaac again
CA: time should not be wwasted on sleep
CA: i havve said this so many times by noww
CA: i wwoulda thanks youd gotten it by noww
He grinned regardless, standing up and going to make himself some instant coffee to stay awake longer.
The new song was put on loop when he sat back down, opening up binding of isaac again.
2015-06-25 23:33:29 -
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TG: not saying you will
TG: just saying it might happen and that you might need to sleep off the cold you caught
TG: its not wasting it if youre working on getting healthy again to do more shit with your time.
He ended up fetching himself a snack while he worked on the tracks. He just dumped a cup of yoghurt into a bowl and cut some fruit into it before he came back, too lazy to make something else, yet too lazy as well to order pizza and wait until it came
2015-06-25 23:36:49 -
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CA: i do not need to sleep off the cold i caught
CA: the cold wwill fuck off on its owwn
CA: thats wwhy they invvented pills
CA: tΓͺte de caniche
CA: fuckin
CA: the cold has fucked up my insults
CA: i am appalled
CA: send me somethin to listen to
CA: wwhile i beat the shit outta mum
Eridan knew he should probably eat something, to boost his immune system, but the thought of food made him cringe and feel sick, so no. Just shitty instant coffee and water for now.
2015-06-25 23:56:48 -
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TG: what
TG: did you
TG: im going to pretend you didnt say that and save the both of us a lot of embarrassment
TG: second hand embarrassment in my case
TG: and hold on
TG: nearly done with the second one
A minute or so later, he sent him the second track, having the original version playing in the background because fuck did he love bass
2015-06-26 00:00:40 -
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CA: wwhat
CA: that i called you a probably shittily translated insult because im not at my usual calibre of insult
CA: or because i said im gonna beat the shit outta mum
CA: apologies my french is shitty an bindin of isaac is a good wwaste of time
CA: also thanks
Eridan added the second song to the loop, rubbing at his eyes ans yawning.
2015-06-26 00:47:08 -
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TG: im talking about the shitty translated insult.
TG: but domestic violence is also not a joke
TG: unless of course mum also wants to beat the shit out of you
TG: in which case go hard and hope for the best
TG: are you planning on going to class tomorrow?
2015-06-26 00:49:52 -
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CA: that wwas pretty shitty
CA: my bad
CA: mum is tryin to beat the shit outta me
CA: i just wwon though so HA
CA: wwhat evven is a mum
CA: is it a human thing
CA: i still dont get it
2015-06-26 01:18:57 -
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TG: well
TG: a mom is a caretaker
TG: kinda like a lusus but generally not a monster
TG: and they generally also dont want to beat the shit out of you
TG: i think
TG: at least lalonde doesnt report that to me if it happens
TG: you didnt answer the question though
2015-06-26 01:22:07 -
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CA: oh
CA: that explains a lot
CA: humans are wweird
CA: an i havve to
CA: i havve an exam tomorroww
CA: mornin one
CA: i havve to be there by eight thirty
CA: or wwas it nine
CA: i think its nine
2015-06-26 02:22:11 -
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TG: a little yeah
TG: figured you were used to it by now
TG: and alright just checking
TG: i wont be at work the day after tomorrow
TG: for the same reason
TG: which reminds me that i need to hit those books
TG: as soon as i finish the last track of course
2015-06-26 13:58:07 -
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CA: wwell i dont really socialise wwith humans
CA: youre the first one ivve evver actually had a proper convversation wwith
CA: soo
CA: all this human stuff is still sorta wweird to havve spoken about
CA: seein as most of the time i only read about it
CA: yeah i havve twwo mornin exams
CA: tomorrow an the day after
CA: an then monday wweek i havve an afternoon exam
CA: an then im done for this semester
2015-06-26 23:37:55 -
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TG: well thats an unexpected turn in the history that is our friendship
TG: i thought you would have talked to one before to be so comfortable talking to me
TG: but seems like i was wrong
TG: ill educate you on all our human stuff
TG: like pizza
TG: and good coffee
TG: and sick beats like im doing now
TG: hold on let me check when ill be done
He lazily grabs his bag, that was a few feet away from the bed, though he didn't actually get up to get it, he just awkwardly stretched from the bed. He opened the notebook he used in the first page, checking the cover for dates.
TG: alright so seems like ill be done on next thursday
TG: not too bad
TG: pray for me
2015-06-26 23:45:07 -
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CA: i prevviously
CA: an technically still hold this assumption bar the existence of you
CA: hold the assumption that humans are petty creatures
CA: your wwars are stupid an mundane
CA: fought ovver trivvial things
CA: but your discovveries an evvolution is fascinatin
CA: therefore interestin
CA: you are the first human i havve held a convversation wwith that lasted longer than ten minutes
CA: albeit because of coffee
CA: if your coffee wwas shit i wwouldnt be talkin to you
Eridan stretched his arms above his head, smothering a yawn and sighing as his bones clicked and cracked.
CA: thats not too bad
CA: though prayin is unnecessary
CA: unless you followw a religion of some sort
CA: do you?
2015-06-27 00:09:43 -
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TG: most wars are just competitions to be honest
TG: or spring from competitions
TG: like sending the first man to the moon and shit
TG: can't disagree on that
TG: what i can disagree on though
TG: is that you talked to me for more than 10 minutes because of rocks
TG: so thank rocks for this beautiful bond mostly based on banter
TG: but of course the coffee helped too
TG: and what
TG: hell nah
TG: not that big of a fan of religions
TG: greek gods and shit apart because those are bomb
TG: fictional
TG: but bomb
TG: its just one of those things that everyone kinda says like...
TG: "oh god" and "good lord"
TG: the religious people decided that those were great words to be said at random times of the day so it kind of stuck
TG: do you follow one?
2015-06-27 00:21:16 -
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CA: rocks an some old fart called augustus
CA: your alliteration is missplaced an ironic
CA: do stop
CA: but that is an agreeable statement you present
CA: so fine thank rocks
CA: ancient mythological gods are the best
CA: though i cannot quite understand the importance of havvin one god
CA: more than one god means more than one thing to blame on someone
CA: therefore logical
CA: that make sense
CA: stupid sense
CA: but sense all the same
CA: thats another contest of point
CA: wwho the fuck decided one religion wwas better than another
CA: theyre all equally logical an equally stupid
CA: bleugh
CA: romans probably
CA: stupid romans
CA: copycats the lot of them
2015-06-27 00:29:54 -
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TG: i dont know man
TG: blaming an invisible man in the sky for your troubles does make a lot of sense
TG: ahaha i nearly fooled you and myself there for a second
TG: it just sounds like a lazy excuse
TG: same with praying and shit
TG: at least making offerings was like yo
TG: take this good shit so that you can give me some good shit
TG: but praying is just stupid
TG: but i think ill let the romans take the blame for that one too
TG: does that make augustus there a copycat too?
2015-06-27 00:34:02 -
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CA: it is a lazy excuse
CA: lazy an illogical
CA: technically any roman leader is a copy of one prior
CA: so yes
CA: augustus is a massivve ass copy cat
CA: the stupidest roman is caligula though
CA: he made his horse a consul
CA: an he called his horse stupid
CA: he actually called his horse stupid
2015-06-27 02:07:29 -
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TG: but you do have his name in your trollian handle so
TG: may i guess that its just ironic
TG: because if it is props to you
TG: i hope you dont call your horse stupid though
TG: kinda rude
TG: but totally make your horse rule something
2015-06-27 02:16:04 -
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CA: wwrong
CA: caliguleas
CA: as in caliginous relationships
CA: as in black relationships
CA: wwhich i apparently fail at but fuck off
CA: horses are irrelevvant regardless of wwhat theyre called
CA: i dont like them
CA: noww seahorses
CA: those are cool
2015-06-27 03:06:43 -
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TG: oh
TG: yeah that would make more sense
TG: though the sheer irony of it would have made it worth it
TG: and i still have no idea what those are
TG: but well whatever
TG: at least weve set in stone that youre really into small sea creatures
TG: of the cute kind to be precise
2015-06-27 03:11:18 -
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CA: troll romantic shit
CA: load of bull if you ask me
CA: though i havve been told my opinion on the matter is not vvalid seein as my take on relationships is pathetic in the most platonic wway possible an stupid
CA: so if youre interested in wwhat the fuck quadrants are go find another troll
CA: though theres practically information on it evverywwhere noww
CA: sea creatures in general are pretty cool tbh
CA: except cuttlefish an octopi
CA: an squids
CA: i hate squids
CA: you wanna knoww a sea creature thats cool as fuck
CA: nearly rivvalin the cool-ness of seahorses an seadragons
CA: glaucus atlanticus
CA: fuckin coolest thing
CA: little underwwater spaceship creatures
2015-06-27 03:14:39 -
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TG: why would it be pathetic in any other way than platonically?
TG: but as i said
TG: whatever
TG: hate-love is not something im into
TG: or quadrants of the romantic kind in general
It still felt like cheating to him, the whole having two romantic partners thing, or at least being able to. He supposed it was kinda like polyamory, but he wasn't used to it in the least.
TG: and hey
TG: those are cute little fucks
TG: kinda remind me of stitch from lilo and stitch
TG: not that you know what im talking about
TG: but damn
2015-06-27 03:24:21 -
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CA: wwhen someones so pathetic you just wwanna grab em an take care a them since they obvviously cant
CA: wwere as youd go pale wwith them
CA: or red
CA: dependin if the pity for their pathetic ass is tinged wwith the fact that you wwanna fuck them into the sheets
CA: troll logic
CA: dont question it
He always felt uncomfortable talking about quadrants, regardless if with trolls or humans. Quadrants jus pissed him off, how if you felt too much pity or hate or love for someone you could ruin the relationship you had with them. Humans had it easy.
CA: i knoww that movvie
CA: i wwent on a disney wwatchin spree
CA: i wwas vvery bored
2015-06-27 03:31:13 -
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He raised a brow at the explanation, but just shrugged. He supposed that was kind of like the sort of pity you had for an injured puppy, which didn't seem romantic in the least. As mentioned, Dave had a hard time with quadrants.
TG: bro disney is fucking awesome
TG: i mean the movies main target are kids but
TG: still very enjoyable
TG: have you watched bighero6 by any chance?
2015-06-27 03:35:52