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He put down an ace of diamonds, a trump card, raising a brow slightly as he got the cards, smirking still. "I will take that bet. By the time I'm done, im sure bitchtits will be calling you herself just to hear it. If we're talking about noise here, I can make people be loud." He placed the next card on the table, a three of hearts, as he drew another one.

2015-07-02 04:10:32

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He tilted his head slightly. "Through force? Or through consent? I am not loud by nature Dave, it does not sit well. Noise is submission, submission is trust. If you can get me to be loud then consider yourself lucky, but I doubt you can get me to scream." He grinned, a sharp flash of teeth as he placed down his jack of hearts and took the cards, drawing with his other hand.

2015-07-02 04:14:03

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"Of course I wouldn't do it by force. Man, that's such a turn off." He shook his head. "Shit like that feels forced as fuck. Like porno moans but worse. Why are we even talking about this though?" He laughs a little, placing a king of hearts on top of the jack, taking the cards, drawing one, and putting down a seven of diamonds.

2015-07-02 04:16:10

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"You started it." He shrugged and shook his head in amusement, glancing at his cards. He placed down a queen of diamonds and took the cards, drawing with his other hand. "Spontaneous conversation from irrelevant means an' angry fishy phone calls. That's where it started, I think."

2015-07-02 04:18:15

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"Hey now, those are mine. Seven is worth 10 points. It's the second best card." He smirks, taking the cards instead, before putting down a queen of spades. "And yeah, I guess. Pointless conversation that was made after scaring off some girl with my exaggerated moaning. Either way, I do hope we'll be hearing from her soon. I'd be very happy to take all of your calls from her from now on."

2015-07-02 04:21:31

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Eridan blinked and just shrugged, contradicting him and placing an ace of spades down over the queen and taking that instead. "I'll redirect them to you then from now on." He grinned briefly and scratched at his cheek absently.

2015-07-02 04:25:18

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"How pissed do you think she can get if we always answer her calls the same way?" He laughs a little, drawing a card and placing it down, a king of hearts.

2015-07-02 04:26:19

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"She'll figure it out soon enough what we're doing if we always answer like that, she's not stupid. She'll be extremely pissed the first few times though." He grinned and drew a card himself, placing down a three of hearts. It was the only hearts he had.

2015-07-02 04:27:22

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"I know, that's the point. I bet we could make her extremely pissed. But maybe it's more fun to do things the right way. What should I tell her, am I in your red quadrant or in your black one?" He smiles, taking the cards and putting down a three of spades, taking a card.

2015-07-02 04:29:22

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Eridan looked up sharply, studying Dave for a minute with slightly narrowed eyes. "You don't." He said eventually, looking back at his cards and placing down a five of spades and drawing another. "You'll tell her it's just a fuck, friends with benefits at most. She won't believe it for a second if you said you were quadranted with me."

2015-07-02 04:32:17

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He rose a brow slightly. "Why not? Is it my voice or something?" He puts down a two of clubs after that, taking his cards, and drawing another one.

2015-07-02 04:34:53

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"No no. Just..." He tilted his head slightly as he glanced at his drawn card then at the two of clubs. A four of clubs and he took them both, drawing again. "Past experiences. My luck with quadrants is, as one would say, completely no-existent"

2015-07-02 04:36:34

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"Those were probably just bad experiences. You're still in your early twenties, or at least I think you are, failed relationships are bound to be a thing." He shrugs "But alright, as you wish." He smiled a little, waiting for him to play. "I'll be a damn good fuck buddy then, to always answer your phone for you."

2015-07-02 04:39:19

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"No. My past group, the place where I lived before I came here, there was no one there who would dare even been seen sitting at the same table as me for a conversation. That's how bad my luck with casual encounters alone are. If I got a quadrant in anything, pale, black, red, fuck even ashen, it's either a bribe or a fluke. Even I know it Dave." He shook his head slightly and played a king of diamonds, waiting for Dave. "I'm not fussed. Fuck buddy to answer my phone, brilliant." He grinned and lent back a bit in his chair after drawing another card.

2015-07-02 04:42:29

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"Well they sure missed out on some prime chats about trilobites and card games." He said in a sort of 'they dont know what they're missing on' joking tone, trying to look serious, but he ended up smiling. "Plus you met a Strider dude, that's pretty good luck. Like, you met the Strider of good luck, reblog or you won't have luck for seven years or some shit, here I am, so symbolically reblog me or whatever." The game kept going as they spoke, Dave seeming relaxed still, pretty content too. "Hell, I'd also want a fuck buddy that answered my calls for me. And with free pastries, I might as well take the job" He laughs

2015-07-02 04:45:52

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"You're an idiot Dave." He was smiling as he said it though, shaking his head in amusement and laughing softly. His attention was split between the game and Dave as they talked. "I'm not gonna reblog your ass, I'll just keep you around for eternal luck." He shook his head again, rolling his eyes. "There should still be some pastries left actually, do you want another." He leaned back enough to look into the kitchen, spying at least two pastries left on the tray. "I'm getting one, hang on."

2015-07-02 04:48:28

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"That sounds like a good plan. Keeping me around sounds nice." He nods, blinking a little once actual sweets are mentioned again. "Oh yeah man, that sounds nice too. Mind fetching me another bottle of AJ please? If it's too much trouble ill go there myself."

2015-07-02 04:50:12

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"I'm heading to the kitchen anyway. Keep your ass in the seat." He stood up, stretching a bit as he tucked his cards into the back pocket of his jeans and walked to the kitchen to grab the two pastries, the bottle of AJ and the rest of the grapes. He brought them all back, the grapes in a bowl and handing the AJ to Dave. One pastry was held out to him as Eridan managed to get the bowl down without the grapes falling out. Probably wasn't smart to carry it all, but he did it anyway. "Here."

2015-07-02 04:52:08

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"Thanks" He smiled gratefully, taking it in his hand as he opened the bottle with the other, his cards facing down on the table. "I could have helped though." He mutters, before taking a sip. He checks a big clock that is hung up in the living room. Oh damn, that's late. "Hey, it's like, eleven thirty, so whenever you want to kick my ass out, just tell me, because I'll get too absorbed on whatever we're doing." Dave said, before taking a bite of his pastry.

2015-07-02 04:54:27

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"Huh?" Eridan turned to look, brow furrowing slightly. "Oh. I didn't realise. Huh. Well whatever time you wanna get your ass outta here you can, I'm not too worried. My exam tomorrow is a late morning one. Leave when you feel you need to go." He sat down in his chair again, biting into the pastry with a soft sigh of content. He pulled his cards out of his pocket, keeping them face down for now as they ate.

2015-07-02 04:57:01

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"I'm not too worried either. Mine is in the early morning, but if I went home now, I'd just pointlessly study the night away like a dumbass. Either that or get anxious because I could be doing that but wasn't." He shrugs, leaning back against the chair. "I'm better off here, being distracted and shit. Thanks." He took a couple of sips from his beverage, with a pleased little sound.

2015-07-02 04:59:37

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"My pleasure. Last minute study is a torture no one should be exposed to." He popped a few grapes into his mouth, stretching a bit again and sighing as his back popped. "I'm getting peckish again. These pastries probably won't be enough for me today. Do you want something else? I can cook up a stir fry or something, unless you want to continue cards?"

2015-07-02 05:01:17

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"Nah that's fine, cooking something more dinner-like sounds good, I'll have some." He nods. "We could probably set up a movie or some shit while we eat too." finishing the sweet, he takes a few more gulps of the sweet, sweet drink.

2015-07-02 05:03:27

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"I have a few movies in the cupboard over there, but they're mainly alternian an' stupid. There's a few human ones." By which he means a small selection with the includance of Harry Potter, because while the books are still better than the movies, the human version is far better than the alternian one. "You can take your pick if you want or you can help me in the kitchen."

2015-07-02 05:05:11

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"We have established that I am useless in the kitchen, but I can try." He nods, putting the cards away. "Ill check out those movies of yours, and I'll join you when I've figured out which one we could watch. Sounds good?" He was already getting up, heading for the cupoard, and opening it. Dave went through the titles, and then glanced back at Eridan with a smirk. "You nerd." He said, shaking his head in a disapproving fashion, though he clearly couldn't keep the façade, since he was smiling as he did it

2015-07-02 05:07:15