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He laughed in return, shaking his head slighlty. "No I wouldn't be offended. It's your loss anyway. An' I guess if you have people to play with then there's no point in learning how to play it." He smiled slightly, before grimacing at his cards.
"I think I'm ready for a real game, I will probably still need you help occasionally."
He made to speak again, but was interrupted by an insistent ringing started up from his phone lying on the coffee table close to them. Eridan just ignored it and gestured for Dave to redeal.
2015-07-02 02:43:42 -
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"Sure thing, just ask, I'll be going easy on you for now." As he reaches for the cards to shuffle them, he raises a brow at the ringing. "You sure you don't want to pick up? It might be something important, hell if I know." He starts shuffling them in his hand, looking at Eridan while he does.
2015-07-02 02:45:46 -
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He let out a short laugh. "It's either gonna be bitchtits again wanting a rant or it's gonna be my mobile provider, nothing important." He rolled his eyes and just stood up to put the phone on silent, glaring briefly at the screen. "Yeah, bitchtits. If you want to hear what a pissed off high pitched seadweller shouting insults in seatongue sounds like I can answer it, but otherwise I'm not fussed." He sat back down, phone next to his hand. He glanced at it again, sticking his tongue out childishly.
2015-07-02 02:49:24 -
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He laughs softly as well, just shaking his head. "As much as I wouldn't mind that, I don't want to make you hear it. As, you know, you understand it, and I don't. Why don't you like, change your phone number or something if you don't want her to call you?" He hands him the deck for him to split in two.
2015-07-02 02:51:22 -
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"The insults she comes up with are really quite amusing sometimes, barely insults at all. An' I can tune her out like I can fish, so I'm really not fussed." He shrugged and split the deck, the phone finally stopping vibrating. By the time he'd handed half to Dave it had started up again. "Oh for fuck's sake." He answered it, turning the volume off and just letting it go. "I don't change my number because she's got a fucking little shit of a "hacker" who would cut off his own fucking bulge for her if it meant getting me in shit. I usually just let her rant out an' not listen."
2015-07-02 02:53:59 -
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He rolled his eyes as she called again, sighing. "If you don't think you'll get into some deep shit because of it, I can answer it. I have something in mind I can tell her." It sounds like he really wants to do it, but only if Eridan won't get in trouble, as he said. He waited for his answer as he grabbed the last card on the deck, and revealed the briscola, a seven of hearts.
2015-07-02 02:56:34 -
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"Go for it. Put it on speaker so I can hear what she says." He pushed the phone over, glaring like it had committed some great crime. "Pretend you don't know me or something, make it easier on everyone." He rolled his eyes and checked his cards, held neatly in his hands. He shuffled his cards into suit order, an old habit.
2015-07-02 02:58:46 -
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He clears out his throat as he grabs the phone, making sure he wouldn't fuck up on what he was about to do double checking a couple of sentences in his head. "Nah, I'll be quick, I'll mute her again once I'm done." He grins, raising the volume a little, but not much, as he put her on speaker. He then did something he hadn't done since he was around 14, he god damn fake-moaned into the phone like his life depended on it, throwing in some nice lines in it like 'oh yes Eridan, fuck yes.', all the while struggling not to laugh, constantly grinning. He was well aware that he was being childish as hell, but who really cares. He hears her stop for a second, apparently confused, but then she starts yelling louder, sounding confused and offended.
2015-07-02 03:03:41 -
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Eridan had to clamp a hand down over his mouth when Dave started, trying not to instantly start laughing. Oh this was gold. A bit embarrassing a first because that was unexpected, but hell yes, perfect gold.
So he decided to join in.
"Ah, Dave!" His voice sounded closer to laughter than Dave's but he grinned just as wide, fins wiggling wildly in amusement to it. The yelling made him snort, hastily covering it up with a loud moan.
Holding in his laughter because too much after a minute and he jerked up from the table to stand in the kitchen and laugh his lungs out, hoping he was enough out of earshot so Dave could continue his little charade.
2015-07-02 03:24:12 -
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His cheeks started to hurt from grinning for so long when Eridan joined, the wiggly fins only serving as encouragement. Dave laughed a little, not being able to help it, specially since Eridan also started doing it a while after, but tried to keep the façade for as long as he managed. "Oh baby yes, go faster!" He bit his lip in amusement, until, it happened, Feferi hung up, and he started laughing like a mad man, putting the phone down with a huge grin on his face. "Bitchtits is gone!" He called out
2015-07-02 03:27:21 -
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Eridan was still laughing loudly in the kitchen, clutching onto the counter for support as he nearly cried from laughing. "Holy shit!" He finally managed to gasp out, still laughing as he stumbled back to the table. "I don't think she'll be calling again in a hurry!" He was grinning, wide and unashamed as he collapsed back in his seat, taking one look at Dave before bursting into laughter again.
2015-07-02 03:29:06 -
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Dave looked 100% proud of himself, still laughing loudly, a couple of tears actually forming on the corner of his eyes at the same time as he started running out of breath. "Oh man, shit, that was good." He managed after a while, though he did not manage to stop laughing, way too amused. "What was she saying though? She like, started talking faster and shit, like an angry spanish woman about to beat up a fucker."
2015-07-02 03:31:19 -
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"Oh just the usual. Attempts at saying degrading shit an' all that." He chuckled, settling down a bit and taking his glasses off to wipe his face. "She said something about how dare I answer her call while in the middle pailing someone. Don't I have any respect yadda yadda. Then something about how did I manage to get with someone, an' then something about useless seadwellers. She sounded really pissed an' disgusted. Good job." He smiled, still laughing now and then in short bursts of chuckles. "Oh that was gold."
2015-07-02 03:34:31 -
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He was happy to see he got Eridan in a better mood, now just letting himself laugh a little, nodding. "Wait, she actually believed we were fucking? Damn, my porn moans must be really good. Gotta think of a career as a porn star." He grinned "Mission accomplished then. I told you I wasn't gonna take long. I doubt she's ever going to call you again dude."
2015-07-02 03:36:34 -
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"She wouldn't know a porn moan from a fake moan, her head's too far up her ass for her to hear the difference." He shook his head, grinning as he leaned back in his chair. "If she ever does call again I know who I'm gonna go to." He shook his head slightly, laughing as he recalled what they'd just done. "Can't wait for how's she's gonna try an' contact me now, she'll be too embarrassed to call an' maybe happen upon the sound of us fucking."
2015-07-02 03:38:56 -
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"Oh hell yes, redirect all calls to me. I'll be your secretary from now on." He rubbed his cheeks slightly, trying to make them hurt less, and looked down for a while so that he could rub his eyes under the shades and get the tears to go away. Alas, he couldn't stop grinning. Fuck. "She might stumble upon your lover next time she calls, who might have some interesting things to say about what is going to go down in a couple of minutes." He snickers, looking like a gleeful child.
2015-07-02 03:41:56 -
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"I hope you realise that I will probably be calling for your assistance if she ever calls again. I'll need someone to moan weirdly into a phone with me. An' they have to be of quality standard." He grinned and pushed his phone away from them both, snickering. "It'll be interesting to see what she does next." His face fell for a second, brows narrowing slightly. "I hope you don't get shit for this."
2015-07-02 03:45:41 -
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"I will be of assistance any time. Dave Strider, the man for you if you need to moan weirdly into the phone to disgust someone." He shook his head, smiling. At his last comment, Dave just shrugs. "What's she gonna do? Tease me about having a boyfriend or something? We're not in fourth grade, I don't think she'll even think of anything to do to me." With that, he starts handing out the cards. "Just forget about it, at least I got her off your back."
2015-07-02 03:48:19 -
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He hummed briefly, shrugging and nodding. "Thanks for that anyway. It was amusing." He grinned and drew the trump card from the bottom of his pack, laying it in view and accepting the cards Dave handed him. A high hand for once, he glanced at the trump, then up at Dave. "Pornographic moaner goes first?" A grin on his lips and this would surely end up something mentioned often, if he had any say in the amusement that came from it all.
2015-07-02 03:51:35 -
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Dave grins, laughing as he places a three of hearts on the table, after looking at the trump. It was a four of diamonds. "Hey, you nearly had a role in it too. Difference is I was apparently the one whoring myself out for the phone." He snickers, not minding it in the least.
2015-07-02 03:53:28 -
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His fins were still wiggling with amusement, laughter present in his eyes as he placed down a seven of hearts. "Whoring yourself out to me apparently, the phone was just an innocent bystander." A smirk and he waited a second in case Dave had anymore hearts to add. "My role was barely anything."
2015-07-02 03:55:35 -
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"Oh yeah, just showing off my vocal chords like nobody's business." He smirks right back, pushing the cards his way. "Only one card is played per person each round man." He added, before grabbing another card. "Well we could switch roles next time around, I mean, I don't want to be the bottom bitch forever you know, gotta have some variety in this relationship." He says between soft chuckles
2015-07-02 03:57:14 -
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He nodded, remembering and taking the cards before dealing a seven of spades. "Any top of mine would have to work for that spot, so either way you could be the one moaning for the audience." He grinned, fins tilting slightly. "Plus you assume I'm a vocal lover, or at least one that doesn't shut up." He raised an eyebrow slightly, still grinning. "Variety is applicable to this relationship, that's a given. But submission from an Ampora comes with a price, so having me be the moaning broad is a bit of a stretch Dave." A snicker and he waited for the card from him.
2015-07-02 04:00:46 -
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"Is that a challenge? Because Striders aren't that submissive either." The smirk on his face gets pretty smug all of a sudden, as he places a three of clubs on the table. No spades from him. "I bet I could make you vocal if I wanted to, I'd pay the price." He shook his head, smiling, and drawing a card, waiting for Eridan to play
2015-07-02 04:04:10 -
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"It's a challenge only if you deem it one." He drew a card, placing down his king of clubs and gathering up the cards. "Submission is in noise. The louder the noise, or the more noise there is, the better the submission. I could bottom an' never submit, but if that's a bet you're willing to take my dear Strider then go ahead." He glanced up at him and grinned. "Be my guest."
2015-07-02 04:06:56