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"That sounds like little work from my part, sure" He laughed a little at the idea. "I think it was the one we ate last night and another ones with something that looks like chocolate. She's delighted, but I think it was mostly popular amongst trolls."

2015-07-03 04:17:52

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"I'm strong enough to tow you around for a bit. You don't look like you'd weigh more then a turtle." He grinned at him.

"It is practically a chocolate slice. But it's actually quite crunchy, like it's a bae or something. It's good that it's selling though. I'd hate to think I gave recipes that wouldn't sell."

2015-07-03 05:03:59

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He rose a brow slightly. "It would have to be a big ass turtle then. I weight like.. hold on... i think maybe 120 pounds. maybe 140, im not too sure." He shrugs. Dave was lanky, so, he still had weight on him because he was tall.

"And of course, she is psyched about it. The café has been getting a lot of clients lately because of her new recipes" he smiles "not just yours, but, you know."

2015-07-03 05:06:46

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He only snickered at the raised eyebrow, smirking at him as he leaned back in his chair.

"It's good that a lot of customers are coming in here. It's a really good spot and the coffee is good enough. Have you always worked here?"

2015-07-03 05:11:19

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"Well i've worked here roughly since I could start working, so, for a couple of years yes." He nods. "It's my first and only job. I'm happy to see it grow"

2015-07-03 05:13:02

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"It's a good job. I've never really worked myself, didn't really have a need to." He thought for a moment. "It would've probably been a good use of my excess time."

2015-07-03 05:22:19

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He nods. "You should, but if I may, don't go for a job like this." He laughs a little "You get pissy under stress. It wouldn't go well for you, but I guess you do know that already."

2015-07-03 05:23:23

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He nodded in agreement, laughing a little. "Yeah. I wouldn't do well in any sort of public service. I'd probably be a fisherman or so. Something marine based. I suck with jobs in general. Get too bored or snappish when someone tells me I'm doing something wring because it's not their way."

2015-07-03 05:28:32

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"Fisherman huh. That sounds oddly fitting. I can see you doing that honestly, but with all the stress from exams? Could you still do it like that? And with having to study and shit? Cus like, my shifts are pretty straight forwards, I come in the morning, go to class, and then drop by in the afternoon if i feel like it."

2015-07-03 05:31:02

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"I'd probably switch to online classes or something. Or go in the early mornings an' see if I can get afternoon classes." He pulled a face, grimacing slightly. "It'd probably be more trouble then it's worth. I'll just stick with being unemployed, useless an' annoyed with really really dead people."

2015-07-03 05:35:28

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"Exactly, you're better off just learning russian or some shit, and insulting me in new languages every day." He shrugs "You'll get more job opportunities after you're done with college. I still have two years to go. How many do you?"

2015-07-03 05:36:55

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"I plan on knowing as many languages as I possibly can. Some human languages are so melodic, or crass, or loud, or rolling. It's amazing really. You should give me a language to learn. Something new. I just finish learning as much as I can about Dutch. I just need to speak it."

Eridan copied his shrug. "I think two years for my ancient course, which has such a shitty name I've forgotten it. It's like Study of Ancient something rather. Just gives me knowledge on practically everything dead an' forgotten. An' I think one year for my creative writing degree."

2015-07-03 05:43:55

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"Well, if you're looking for something new, you could try spanish. Benefits? Its hot, you can curse a lot and creatively, and tons of people speak it. A lot of people also speak Portuguese, but its very similar, honestly. Except spanish people dont seem to understand portuguese people, but they understand spanish people? I don't know. It's fucking weird. Bottom line: you should do that."

"Oh so you're not officially all about dead people. That's nice, though I don't know why you'd need a degree on that."

2015-07-03 05:47:03

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"Hm... I was thinking about Spanish before Dutch. But then I like Holland more than Spain so it decided it for me. I'll try out spanish then."

"Nah. Dead people, what the dead people did, dead cultures, dead culture's gods, triumphs, failures... Everything really. An' it was really the first thing I saw. I love history, so it's a logical choice an' I wanted the background knowledge if I were to ever write anything of value. Though I doubt that will ever happen."

2015-07-03 05:52:54

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"I don't know, you might get bored of wizard fanfictions one day and decide to write about that trilobite we talked about. It could be a thing." He smirked. "But yeah, I feel like we've had this chat but i forgot about it. The whole, studying for story backgrounds thing. You go dude, good on you. I might still even make a movie one of these days, just, disregard by field completely, but I don't know, it will depend on how life plays out"

2015-07-03 05:56:51

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"I never said I was a fiction writer. Maybe I write nonfiction. Or both." He rolled his eyes and shook his head. "Either way, despite how shitty the exams are an' learning it all, I'm enjoying it I guess. Better than doing nothing with my time."

"You, make a movie? That'd be interesting. Snarking trilobites save the day? Copious amounts of snarking belemnites here an' there? Dead things?" He was grinning teasingly, but gently, curiosity clear on his face.

2015-07-03 06:09:06

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"But you never said you weren't either." He said, finishing his coffee. "Plus you really like harry potter so I'd put my money on that." He teases.

"As hilarious as that would be, I was thinking more about sweet bro and hella jeff. It's a little comic i write. Like, just stupid things i put together, its ironic as hell. I like to fuck with my fans and join discussions online about the meaning of my webcomics. Truth is they're just a joke." He laughs softly. "There might be what, around five thousand people that read them? I don't know, I get a lot of feedback."

2015-07-03 06:12:26

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"All the stuff I've written to this date is shitty an' really excruciatingly boring. Cliche." He rolled his eyes and shook his head. "I just... write I guess. Anything that comes to mind."

"There's a kid in my writing class who reads that. I over heard them last week I think, complaining to the person sitting next to him about something. Something to do with stairs?" He tilted his head, "That's a lot of people, is funny irony or is just shitty irony that's twofolded an' holds more meanings than a dictionary?"

2015-07-03 06:18:34

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"Man really? That meme is old, people need to retire it." He smiles to himself nevertheless. It's always nice hearing about that kind of stuff. "He warned him about those stairs bro. He fucking warned him."

"But why can't it be both?" Dave raises a brow with a smile. "I think my comics are pretty funny. Lalonde thinks so too"

2015-07-03 06:21:25

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Eridan just looked at him, completely unamused and not quite sure of what was going on. "I don't get it, but I'm gonna say yeah, okay."

"It can be both, but wouldn't that overdose it? Too much of one thing to make the thing funny or mysterious will eventually ruin the thing meant to make the thing an interesting thing." He pulled a face. "Logic. What is it called? I wanna check it out now."

2015-07-03 06:33:42

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"No i mean, it can be funny irony that is just shitty irony that's twofolded and holds more meanings than a dictionary. It can be weird and funny you know. I think it's funny anyway. And I just told you, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. Or SBaJH for short. you'll find it as soon as you google it."

2015-07-03 06:36:16

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"I'm just saying." He looked annoyed for a brief second, before it passed and he nodded. "I'll look it up an' give you my ever so valuable opinion." He grinned, teasing and sarcastic. "So that's what you do in your spare time? Mix music an' write shittily ironic webcomincs."

2015-07-03 06:46:07

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"Why yes, I'd like to hear that so valuable opinion." He smiles a little. "Maybe you'll find a new addiction, who knows. And yeah, mostly that. I also play shitty videogames with my friends and do photography, as you already knew. pretty basic. Oh and I collect dead shit, that's nice. But not like, jars with dead cats or anything, more like fossils and animals that were preserved in ember."

2015-07-03 06:51:56

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He laughed a bit, nodding. "Oh yes. Such value." An eyeroll and he shook his head slightly.

"Do you collect skeletons? Bones? I seem to remember you mentioning something about bones when we first started talking?" He shifted a bit, crossing his arms and resting them on the table in front of them as he looked at Dave.

2015-07-03 06:57:34

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"I have a few of smaller creatures yes, mostly small skulls that me and Aradia find. I'm more into those aesthetically more than for their age and shit. She said we could make like bracelets and shit with them and freak people out. I liked the idea, but they look good on my shelf and i dont wear jewellery. Well except for my piercings but whatever."

2015-07-03 07:00:08