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He received his change. "Shall we ditch this place now? The fly has no need to keep the spider here any longer than he has to."

2015-05-14 07:02:17

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"I see no point in staying. The spider agrees." Yeah, people are looking at you like you're crazy, leaving's a good plan. Also STOP THE FUCKING ROLEPLAYING.

RW: Oh sh

RW: If we did that you'd stop existing

...wtf.

RW: Ohoho

RW: Nooothing~

............

2015-05-14 07:07:53

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He stood up and offered them his arm. "Shall we?"

2015-05-14 07:13:33

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They considered it. Well. Why not. Ren stood and took the proffered limb. "I believe we shall."

2015-05-14 07:19:22

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He smiled and escorted his date out of the restaurant.

2015-05-14 07:22:36

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Intimacy was an odd thing. Years of isolation did nothing to make it feel more natural. Where were they going now? Back to their place? They hoped it wasn't his. Who knew what kind of toys he had there.

2015-05-14 07:33:21

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As they stepped out, the sun hit his face. Hmmm, he didn't exactly want to take them home just yet. Also, it was a somewhat nice day. He had an idea. "would you mind if we went to the park? It's a bit cold, so not many people will be there."

2015-05-14 07:48:34

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The park? They shrugged. "I wouldn't mind at all. Sounds intriguing." Trees and nature and SHIT GREEN EVERYWHERE. Nature would be good. They'd been staring at a computer screen too long.

2015-05-14 07:53:52

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"Good." He started to lead them in that direction.

2015-05-14 07:54:49

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They followed along, watching the passerby. They all looked so average, it was almost boring. "You /do/ seem to know your way around the city, don't yooou."

2015-05-14 08:04:27

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"Spyders has been here for a while, so yes. I kinda learned from him. He liked to know where Terezi was at, so."

2015-05-14 08:05:18

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Why did the conversation consistently turn to one of these two? "I suppose I should've guessed. He could be a professional stalker if he wanted~"

2015-05-14 08:08:08

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" Just like me." He grinned.

2015-05-14 08:22:43

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"Careful, my building has security cameras. You'd get arrested before I could smile and wave goodbye." They grinned too, with genuine humor, if a bit dark.

2015-05-14 08:24:48

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"Please, let them arrest me. I can get out of handcuffs in 10 seconds flat." He knew. He timed himself.

2015-05-14 08:27:38

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They knew why he had this skill. They didn't want to, but it was obvious. "...great. I'll take your word for it."

2015-05-14 08:33:52

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Wait, shit. It's not what they thought. "It's because I figured I'd get arrested a lot, so I learned how."

2015-05-14 08:34:53

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...oh. Not great, but better than what they'd assumed. "That's....a surprising display of foresight and practicality."

2015-05-14 08:36:06

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"Mhmm. I could teach you sometime, if you wanted."

2015-05-14 08:36:59

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"I think I'll pass. What /would/ be helpful is knowing how to get out of a straitjacket."

2015-05-14 08:39:01

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"It's...a bit harder, and more dangerous. It isn't impossible, and can be done with lots of practice."

2015-05-14 08:43:04

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"Ha, how dangerous can it be. Worst case scenario, I strangle myself."

2015-05-14 08:47:36

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"Or suffocate, which is just as bad."

2015-05-14 08:48:16

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"Mmm, not so baaaad. Worse ways to go."

2015-05-14 08:50:52

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"Well, I don't think it's safe to die yet. Who knows, you might be famous one day."

2015-05-14 08:51:30