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"Yes, but wine and champagne are best enjoyed with dinner." He pointed out. Wow, yes it was one the few legal things he did, and that was not drink underage. Well, he did take the opportunity to be forever frozen at 22 for the longest time.

2015-05-13 08:22:36

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"If you say so. You know what's also best enjoyed with dinner?" The flesh of your enemies? "Graaaapefruit soda~" Well, okay, that works too. They started down the hall towards the stairwell. Seriously, hungry, NEED FOOD.

2015-05-13 08:26:41

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"Yes, but you drink that for taste and keeping yourself awake. Liquors for that and trying to spend the next morning remembering it all." He walked with him.

2015-05-13 08:29:29

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"That doesn't sound like a nice way to spend the morning. Especially if something you did put you on a wanted poster." They held open the stairwell door. Chivalry is fucking contagious in this apartment.

2015-05-13 08:33:14

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"Well, I haven't done anything that bad yet." He exited the apartment building first and waited for Ren to join his side. "Then again, most of my clients say they enjoy me getting drunk on cam."

2015-05-13 08:38:25

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"....greeeaaaaat." In the lobby the landlady gave them that suspicious look she gave Ren every time they came out of their apartment. In response, he smiled cheerfully and she narrowed her eyes more. Then they joined him outside, still with that smile that didn't quite reach their eyes.

2015-05-13 08:41:18

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He chuckled. "No, I don't expect you to watch when I'm working. That's a special moment that can stay as private as you want it." He glanced at the landylady before looking back at Ren.

2015-05-13 08:43:28

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"And thank the horrorterrors for that. Which way?" They shaded their eyes and peered down the street. Considering they'd lived in New York for a few years now, they had surprisingly little idea where anything was. This is what happens when you're a shut-in blogger. Let this be a warning to you, kiddos.

2015-05-13 08:46:19

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"Just this way." He pointed down the street. "I'm sure you'll love it." Dameien started to move.

2015-05-13 08:53:05

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"Oh really, now." They followed next to him, vaguely curious. No one gave either a second glance on the way. I guess it just looked like a regular guy and his girlfriend or some shit like that. These humans are fucking idiots, can't see what's right in front of them.

2015-05-13 08:55:14

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"Mhmmm. If not, well I'm sure we'll decide reasonable punishment later." He smirked, half joking.

2015-05-13 08:57:04

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"If not, I'll pay." They had money. A bit. Ads can pay. And they didn't want to know what other prospective punishments might be.

2015-05-13 16:14:57

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"Nonsense, I won't let you."

2015-05-13 16:15:33

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"The chivalrous type, hm?"

2015-05-13 16:16:34

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"How do you think I got Calypso in the first place?"

2015-05-13 16:17:26

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"Truuue, you don't exactly seem like her type aside from that. I doubt anyone's her type, though." Hey, fuck you, I think I have a shot.

RW: ....ew

RW: Really now

Fuck. You.

2015-05-13 16:18:54

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"Oh, she has a type. It's just someone who is as reckless as her. Can't keep up? She'll crush you like a bug."

2015-05-13 16:20:01

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HA. "The Trickster seems to think she might be interested in him. Let's drop this line of conversation before the idea makes me sick."

2015-05-13 16:24:24

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This made him laugh. "Good luck, kid. That's all I gotta say."

2015-05-13 16:26:44

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"Thanks, I'll be needing it." You bet your ass you will. Ready for some good ol'-fashioned Frogger?

RW: Hell no

RW: I don't even like arcade games

RW: Stay out.

They rubbed their head but kept up the grin, shoving their other hand in their pocket.

2015-05-13 16:29:59

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The finally made it to the restaurant, an Applebees, and Dameien quickly opened the door for Ren. Yes, food sounds really nice right now.

2015-05-13 16:34:12

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They went inside and looked around with detached curiosity. It certainly smelled good. Or at least greasy.

2015-05-13 16:38:13

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The host greeted them and led them to a both in the back. I really don't want to have that little conversation thrown in so there you go. They're being seated.

2015-05-13 16:41:48

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Ren picked up and perused the menu. Perused. Shit, that's a great word. "...what do you normally get?" They had no idea what was good here.

2015-05-13 16:44:40

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"Well first I get a strawberry lime margarita, because I don't care if it's not happy hour yet, my ass lives next to a bird that screeches every time Terezi gets near the house." Fuck that damn bird. "Then for an actual meal, I usually get this chicken fajita roll up thing." He pointed at it. "Then I spend the next hour hitting on whatever worker I see fit, but since you're here today." He smiled. "That's going to be just you."

2015-05-13 16:52:16