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"If you did, I'd have to kick their ass for you." His drink was placed on the table. Immediately, he took a sip. "It's one thing to present yourself that way, it's another for unwanted harassment."

2015-05-14 00:10:48

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"I can kick ass just fine myself, thanks. You know that from experience. In any case, I don't go out enough for it to be an issue." Little early for drinking. Whatever.

2015-05-14 00:14:25

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"Yes, I do. As for never going out, that's not a problem for me. I'll just have to stay inside with you."

2015-05-14 00:23:49

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Where there implications there? Dameien's way of dropping sexual references was beginning to make them paranoid. "There's always room for two in the spider's parlor." Even if the other armchair was mostly bought because they were being sold as a set. What? They're not one to pass up a good deal. And they were comfy chairs.

2015-05-14 00:27:17

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"Perfect, because I hate sharing. The little voice inside your head can fuck off as well."

2015-05-14 01:29:37

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No YOU can fuck off. "Yes. Yes he can." Assholes. Their food came and I SET IT ON FIRE. I wish.

2015-05-14 03:52:56

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He chuckled. "He'll have to wait for his turn for your attention like everyone else." He immediately took a bite of his food. Yes, delicious as always.

2015-05-14 04:04:33

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"'Everyone else', yes, all two of you, get in a single-file line please, no crowding." They tentatively tried the fucking fajita. Damn, that's actually pretty good. Also, they were starving, so that helped.

2015-05-14 04:08:27

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"Fuck that I will fucking tackle a bitch." He took a swig of his drink. "I was the kid who wasn't allowed to play with others in school."

2015-05-14 04:52:46

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"There's something wrong with the fact that you're talking about your childhood. Probably the issue of you not technically having one~ Besides, there are no bitches here to tackle, please control yourself."

2015-05-14 04:56:34

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"Hey! I like to pretend I'm human sometimes." He fake pouted. "Who knows? Maybe one day you'll have an army of followers."

2015-05-14 04:57:50

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"I'm a blogger, that already happened. With one stroke of my keyboard I could set them loose upon the world."

2015-05-14 05:02:25

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"Jokes on you, they're all me simultaneously."

2015-05-14 05:09:55

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"No way you have that many computers. Unless you've hacked thousands around the world to permanently have a window of it open."

2015-05-14 05:14:01

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"....Okay maybe I couldn't, but I'm sure if I threatened to send nudes to the angel I would."

2015-05-14 05:15:00

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"................" That's quite the threat. Remind me never to have something he wants. Fucking ever.

2015-05-14 05:17:45

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"....I'm only half serious."

2015-05-14 05:18:32

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"Which half?"

2015-05-14 05:19:20

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"The fact that I would only need to threaten him and not actually do it is serious."

2015-05-14 05:20:22

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"You could threaten a stranger with that and probably get what you wanted."

2015-05-14 05:21:22

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" That is a wonderful idea. I'll threaten Tassek's little angel next time with it."

2015-05-14 05:23:02

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OH HELL YES. PLEASE? They chuckled. "He'd rip your head off. As would his girlfriend."

2015-05-14 05:23:57

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"His girlfriend? I don't think he has the balls to officially claim that title yet. She does have the personality of a nun, you know."

2015-05-14 05:25:09

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"I suppose so. Regardless, you would die a slow and painful death."

2015-05-14 05:28:31

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"Worth it, in my opinion. Anndrea was always the one to easily frustrate. Always made me laugh when she did become flustered."

2015-05-14 05:31:19