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That bird is bad-ass don't diss the bird. They flushed just a little. "The margarita isn't really an option, don't diss the bird, and chicken fajita?" They looked at the picture. It looked...interesting. Maybe not intriguing, but interesting.

2015-05-13 16:58:30

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"The bird loves little angels, I'll diss the bird if I want, as for food, mhmm." Fuck you and your birds.

2015-05-13 16:59:55

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No fuck you and your...uh.... "Only little angels, hm?" They flipped the menu over and found an array of desserts. ...definitely coming back to that.

2015-05-13 17:05:35

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"From what I overheard yesterday, little angels and little humans. I don't dare go into that apartment unless I need to."

2015-05-13 17:06:51

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"I don't see why you would. What he needs is a guard dog." Too bad the apartment doesn't allow those kinds of pets. I so would've bought a doberman.

2015-05-13 17:08:45

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He couldn't help but laugh. "You have to realize that animals hate Terezi. Do you really think he needs that trying to attack her? Besides, she's already like a guard dog to him."

2015-05-13 17:11:34

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"It would certainly be amusing. And have you ever seen her snap at someone's ankles?" They chuckled at the image.

2015-05-13 17:13:03

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"Not at their ankles exactly, but their throats, yes. She has some stamina to her as well, so trying to out run her is not a good idea."

2015-05-13 17:14:22

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"Would never dream of trying." Why were they spending what I guessed was supposed to be a date talking about other people? Whatever, psychos will be psychos I guess.

2015-05-13 17:15:52

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"Good. Because the knight in shining armor is the role I do not wish to play."

2015-05-13 17:17:57

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"I didn't think so. You're not exactly a fighter." The waiter came to take their order, and, hesitantly, Ren ordered the...chicken fajita. Even the word sounds wrong.

2015-05-13 17:20:34

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"Mhmm. I like making love, not war." He ordered whatever the fuck he just explained getting.

2015-05-13 17:22:42

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"....that's about the summary of your existence, yes."

2015-05-13 17:25:12

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"And it's the best I'll ever do."

2015-05-13 17:25:55

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"So you don't believe in improving one's self? Or just changing, I suppose, if there isn't much room for improvement." I think they're flirting. Are they flirting? I can't tell.

2015-05-13 23:09:11

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"Hmmmmm. Yes and no. I don't think I can improve in my love making skill with you, at least. As for changing? Maybe. Though currently? It's the best i'll be."

2015-05-13 23:13:20

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They flushed a little and leaned back, crossing their arms. "You're correct in that assumption. But I think there's always room for improvement."

2015-05-13 23:18:43

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"But I don't believe in multiple partners, however. As much as theory would suggest."

2015-05-13 23:21:11

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"/That's/ surprising. Who's to say you won't get bored with just one?"

2015-05-13 23:22:50

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"Mmmm, well I haven't gotten bored of just one person, and I've been around for a while. So, I have a nice track record so far."

2015-05-13 23:40:55

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"That's a comfort. Though it isn't as if you had many options up until a few months ago."

2015-05-13 23:43:38

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"True, but after getting out my options expanded tremendously."

2015-05-13 23:44:46

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"Because everyone wants to go out with a homeless stripper." A couple of other customers gave them weird looks.

2015-05-13 23:45:34

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"Hey, my ass is the finest in all of New York....Well, currently number two. Of course, number one being yourself."

2015-05-13 23:47:39

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"........." They were redder now and the smile had disappeared to be replaced by an embarrassed expression. Was that a compliment? Probably. A weird one though. They decided not to ask for an elaboration. "I hope that doesn't mean I'll be approached on the street and offered money."

2015-05-13 23:51:48