Cherubplay

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"Darlin' you love me. Make me tea." He crossed his arms over the table top, resting his cheek on his arms and closing his eyes with a grin.

"I don't need to chill. I am chill. Without honey." Never with. Ever.

2015-09-08 22:05:28

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"Did you just call me darling? Christ." He laughs as he walks behind the counter to do just that. "I'm still giving you chamomile tea though."

2015-09-08 22:09:54

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"Oi, fuckhead. Get me tea." He snickered, opening one eye to look at him as he grinned.

"Why? What other teas are there?"

2015-09-08 22:11:03

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"You just know how to swoon a lady." He rolls his eyes comically.

"No tea that you need to know of, because you need to chill."

2015-09-08 22:11:55

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"I don't need to chill." He huffed a breath at him, closing his eyes again. "Why do you think I need to chill?"

2015-09-08 22:15:22

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"Because you always need to chill, why is that even a question that is coming out of your mouth?" He laughs softly to himself, starting to boil the water.

2015-09-08 22:16:00

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"I don't always need to chill. What the hell Dave." He raised a hand to flip him off, turning his head to face the other way. "How rude. Making assumptions like that."

2015-09-08 22:18:52

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He shook his head softly. His tone wasn't a serious one, so he didn't take anything Eridan said serious either. "You're right, in bed you're pretty okay."

2015-09-08 22:19:38

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"You're a piece of shit." He turned his head to smile at him, flipping another another finger at him. "Seriously now, why do i need to chill."

2015-09-08 22:21:49

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"Oh, damn, that's the first time I'm hearing of this. I mean, I've heard I'm a piece of shit at a lot of things, life itself included, but sex? Nah, I ain't too shabby there." He snickers, smiling at Eridan.

"Because a relaxed Eridan is the best Eridan, and sometimes you purr."

2015-09-08 22:23:07

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"You're an adequate piece of shit." He stuck his tongue out at him, snickering.

He frowned, sitting up to look at him. "I regret purring around you. You're never gonna drop that."

2015-09-08 22:26:10

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"A'ight true, I can accept that." He nods

"Aw c'mon babe, it was adorable." He smiles softly. "I liked it. And it means I'm your knight in shiny armour or something that makes you feel all good and relaxed. That's awesome."

2015-09-08 22:27:39

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"It was dumb." He rolled his eyes, frowning. "Yeah like it's good that you making me safe an' shit but it's dumb."

"The topic of me purring is no longer talkable anymore. Find a new topic."

2015-09-08 22:32:16

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"I love you too Eridan." After a little while, he's serving him his tea, and already taking out some money to put on the cash register. "It's a nice topic though."

2015-09-08 22:33:17

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"It's a shit topic. I don't like it." He sat up, pulling his wallet out and handing over money. He pulled the tea closer, sniffing dubiously and taking a sip. "I don't need to calm down. But thanks, it tastes alright."

2015-09-08 22:37:03

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"Wasn't I supposed to get the breakfast today?" He rose a brow, pushing Eridan's money back, and heading to the register again, putting the cash there. "What are you smelling the tea for, secret sugar?" He laughs softly.

2015-09-08 22:38:09

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He took the money back with a shrug, taking another sip of the tea. "Honey, drugs, various other deceptive contraband dissolvable items."

2015-09-08 22:40:07

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"I'd never put honey there without your consent. Drugs however, yeah, why wouldn't I?" He shook his head to himself, and went to sit next to him.

2015-09-08 22:41:37

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"I don't like honey. Why'd you put drugs in though, I'm already all yours." He snickered, rolling his eyes at him and taking another sip of tea.

2015-09-09 01:12:36

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"For shits and giggles. Eridan, everybody knows drugs are always used for humorous purposes." He laughs a little with a soft smirk.

2015-09-09 01:14:08

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He snickered, warming his hands on his cup. "You wouldn't do that to me, would you? What if seadwellers had bad reactions to drugs an' you killed me?"

2015-09-09 01:16:11

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The smirk was quickly wiped off his face and he was left blinking. "Um. Sorry what? Is that like a thing?"

2015-09-09 01:20:48

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He stared wide eyed at him, playing it up to the extremes. "Didn't you know? Like, the types of drugs all you weird human kids take. Ecstasy and ice and all that. Fucks with a seadwellers system and we die in a really painful way." He held his wide eyed face for a second before shaking his head.

"Nah, I dunno what that shit does. I've never taken it."

2015-09-09 01:23:18

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Dave was so worried because what if someone roofied Eridan's drink at some bar or something? What the fuck he needed to be locked at home for eternity!

And then he frowned, crossing his arms. "Not funny."

2015-09-09 01:25:16

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He just waved a hand at him. "Take a joke. I dunno whether I'd react to drugs or not. An' if I do then I do. I'll probably be fine in a day or two if I react."

2015-09-09 01:27:39