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"If he buys you a yacht then you know why." He muttered, floating through the door. He'll leave Eridan alone for now, but now he didn't really know what to pick on. He doesn't quite know enough about Dave bar the fact that he's annoying and he's good at mixing music. He can't describe why he hates him enough to want to be his black, and that's annoying as well. He started dicking around with what he could see, moving things out of their order and just basically floating around. "Do you ever do anything interethting or are all humanth thith boring."

2016-03-24 23:45:00

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"Yes, all humans are matter of factly this boring. You should show yourself out if you're not having the time of your life and have never felt this way before, because i swear this is true and i don't want to be a bad host." He shrugs, his voice completely flat as he completely crams a sentence with references. He went to see some of the drawings Eridan made for his tattoo hoping Sollux would want to fuck off after knowing he'd have that on his body.

2016-03-24 23:50:58

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"You don't even have any abilitieth or anything. How mundane." He floated after him, and looked over his shoulder as he looked at his phone. His eyes widened a little at the photos, and then he saw the name. "Hold up, Eridan ith doing tattooth now? He wath theriouth about that crap?" He realised that it was for Dave, those tattoos, as he lifted Dave's phone from his grip to have a closer look. "You're going to let that fucker near you with a tattoo gun?" He wasn't jealous that Eridan was going to have a permanent mark on Dave. Not at all.

2016-03-24 23:53:54

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He smirked softly, sitting down and turning around to look at him with the papers in hand. "Yeah. He's doing two of them actually, the carp one is going to take up my whole back." He looks for the sketch of the melting clock tattoo on his phone, handing it over. "And that one's gonna be on my bicep, probably. Also how did you know he was going to do tattoos?"

2016-03-25 00:00:32

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He had to admit, there were pretty well done, detail wise. He shoved the phone back, faking disgust and looking up at him. "We got utterly drunk after having to attend one of Feferi'th formal gathering'th, and he thaid that he wath going to do his own tattoo'th, traditional theadweller thtyle. I thaid he wath too much of a wuth to do tho. Hath he done it or ith the jutht doing yourth?"

2016-03-25 00:03:37

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A grin spread over his face, knowing he got him. "He did, they look great. I have professionally taken pictures of them. By which I mean pictures I took of them." He reached into a drawer to grab pictures from their boat travels, and handed over some of Eridan shirtless by the light.

2016-03-25 00:05:51

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Sollux tried very hard to keep the disgusted expression on his face, but he still couldn't deny that Eriadn did look very good shirtless. And the way his bioluminent spots glowed through the tattoos. "Yourth won't look ath good ath that." he decided, handing them back. He wasn't really one to mess with hard copies of things. Digital was his shit. It was easier for him to fix if he had to. "You can't do the glowy thing."

2016-03-25 00:09:52

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"He looks good right?" He said that in a sort of triumphant way, since he did have something Sollux did not. Plus he knew Eridan had some muscle where Sollux barley had bone. "I don't glow, but I probably look as good with my shirt off, so I'll still bet that I'll look cool." Not that Sollux would get to see that soon.

2016-03-25 00:12:53

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"He might have the shittetht perthonality, but he doeth look good with hith shirt off. Too bad the retht of him doethn't make up for it." He glanced at the pictures again, wondering where it was taken. "Your photography thkillth need a bit of work too." He just had to add that in or he was going to lose his stream of black remarks over here, and nuh uh. That will not do.

2016-03-25 00:15:31

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"Sounds like the sort of thing an ex-black quadrant would say." He shrugs, putting the pictures away. Yeah, maybe he wouldn't shoot any videos with Eridan involving sex now that Sollux was in his black quadrant. He'd probably end up seeing it somehow. Well, maybe it would be neat if it was Eridan who was taking control. That would probably make him jealous, and he was all for that.

"Please, as if you could tell photography skills apart from an elephant." He adds with a relaxed shrug, putting the pictures away.

2016-03-25 00:18:26

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"I practically live in my computer. I'd almost thay that that shot ith photoshopped if it wasn't printed on thpethific paper." He flicked a hand at him, maybe just sending all the photos to the floor in a jumbled mess by "accident". "... Whoopth."

2016-03-25 00:21:07

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He was about to reply when all of his pictures went to the floor, but he kept a cool head, shrugging. "It's cool, I don't keep them in any particular order." As if he was going to tell him he was a little pissed about this. He just bent down to gather them, and then put them away inside the drawer again. "Either way, yes, I did put them through photoshop to get brighter colours, like every single photographer ever."

2016-03-25 00:25:41

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He rolled his eyes. This guy was as boring as plain pasta. Why doesn't he react to anything other than picking on Eridan? That'd just get boring real quick if that's all Sollux has to work with.

"No, I mean the background. It lookth photoshopped."

2016-03-25 00:31:27

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That was just Dave's plan, making him bored enough so that he'd finally leave. That would probably make him angry too. "Well, I guess that's what islands with no traces of human interaction with them look like. I've seen a few, you know, with Eridan." He shrugs again, and takes off his shoes, throwing them to the side.

2016-03-25 00:33:31

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"Thee, told you he wath the reathon you were mithing work." He wasn't a big fan of leaving the city, unless it was to majorly piss someone off. Otherwise, just nah. "What'd he do, drag you there and demnad you thpend time with him?"

2016-03-25 00:34:58

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"I asked to go with him. That's actually how we got together, real romantic and all that cheesy stuff." The more annoyed Sollux got, the more amused Dave was. "Took some good pictures of the wild life, even some whales."

2016-03-25 00:38:25

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He wrinkled his nose. "Ew. Outthide thingth. Wait you actually went thomewhere with him before he even jumped on your dick? How dethperate wath he for attention jutht to do that?:

2016-03-25 00:40:32

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"I made the first move, honestly." He got up to go to his living room, maybe play some games. Sollux probably likes games, they could compete. "I made most of the first moves."

2016-03-25 00:44:12

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That... was a bit surprising actually. "Wait wait wait wait Ampora wathn't throwing himthelf at you all 'lovve me i dont care if you fake it jutht givve me attention'? How shocking. Maybe thomething finally thunk in."

2016-03-25 00:48:00

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"Wow, amazing, you've finally listened to a word of what I've said so far. We're doing progress over here Sol, man." He plops down on the couch after setting up mortal kombat. "I asked to go on the trip with him, I made the first move, I kissed him first, and I think I asked him out on a date first. Yeah. I could give you the long detailed version if you want to put yourself through that."

2016-03-25 00:50:27

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"I'd rather not know the finer detailth of a fish'th lifethtyle thankth. I don't feel like thleeping right now." He was a bit surprised that Eridan was different, because it sounded like he was a lot different to what Sollux knew.

He glanced at the screen and grinned, he was the best at mortal kombat, and no one had beaten him a very long time.

2016-03-25 00:52:42

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He chucked a controller his way, though onto the couch. "Sit your ass down man, because I'm gonna kick it in a few seconds." What was best to bond over than a good mortal kombat session?

2016-03-25 00:57:02

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"Brat, you don't even know what you're up againtht. I can beat you blindfolded." He probably could, but he wasn't going to, because then he won't be able to see the utter horror on Dave's face when he beat him over and over again.

2016-03-25 01:01:28

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"Doubt it, Eridan's a worthy adversary and I get to beat his ass a lot. And the opposite goes on as well. C'mon, just take it."

2016-03-25 01:06:37

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"Eridan'th only good at FPS. Combat gameth, he hath the technique but he'th shit at doing them." He shrugged and dropped to sit down on the couch, picking up the controller and making himself comfortable.

2016-03-25 01:18:57