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Sollux was waiting for him under one of the large trees by the entrance, hoodie pulled over his face and dicking around on his phone.

He looked up when Dave approached, rolling his eyes. "Do you alwayth take thith long?"

2016-03-23 23:45:29

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Dave didn't take his hands out of his pockets, still calmly walking. "I take my time, yes."

2016-03-24 09:39:19

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Sollux grumbled, falling into step beside him. "I'm guething you went ahead and told printheth?" He glanced at Dave, giving him a once over before looking back at his face. "Went off running to the theadweller when the pthionic showth hith mug?"

2016-03-24 10:02:23

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"I tell my boyfriend what happens to me from time to time, yeah. Good detective skills, have you been practicing?" He rolls his eyes. "At least he doesnt try to bite my face off."

2016-03-24 10:24:38

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"It'th cauthe he doethn't know how." Sollux snorted, turning away from the more populated bit and dragging Dave along when he didn't follow. "Have you thought any on my propothition or nah? Detailth are needed, becauthe I found out thome interethting shit and I happen to know finth that would love to hear it."

2016-03-24 10:27:21

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Dave reluctantly followed, but calmly pushed him away, not wanting to be touched. "What do you mean? What did you find out?" He rose a brow.

2016-03-24 10:36:16

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"See, I've been athked to... monitor, I gueth you could thay, Ampora'th fundth and thee where that shit'th been going, because any exthethive buying could cause a bit of trouble for Feferi if he thtartth thinking he can buy whatever he wantth and that'th. It'th happened before, he thtart'th off thmall, and the next thing you know he'th looking into buying the rights of an aquarium. Now he can't even take care of himthelf half the time, tho fuck him owning an aquarium, right?" By all technicalities, Eridan wasn't buying anything excessive like he did last time, but Sollux just wanted to see whether it would get a rise out of Dave. "There'th altho the fact that he'th now affecting your work record. Might want to tell your manager to keep hith lectureth down to a level that can't be heard by everyone, hmm?"

2016-03-24 10:42:11

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This time he knows what Sollux is trying to do, and he just squints, trying not to react. "That's bullshit, Eridan can do whatever he wants with his money. Besides he takes better care of his fish than of himself, you have no point there."

When he mentions his work though, he frowns. "I'm affecting my own work record. What, are you going to say Eridan's a bad influence for itty bitty Dave who doesn't know how to do things by himself? Wow. Amazing." He did want that shit to stop though. He couldn't just ignore it. With a deep sigh, he pinched the bridge of his nose. If I go black with you, you'll drop that shit of going to tell Feferi shit."

2016-03-24 10:47:12

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"He'th affecting your record." He corrected, looking at him. "You're jutht too nithe-" He said the word like Eridan didn't deserve it, "-to agree. What'th he doing, demanding you thtay back and therve hith dumb ath?"

He couldn't help but smirk at Dave's words though, looking rather happy with himself. "I've got more riding on uth being black then that. But yeth. I keep my word. Feferi will be informed that he'th jutht poodling along like he normally doeth and ith more boring than the one time I had to thit through Karkat'th romcom marathon."

2016-03-24 10:54:36

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"I'm affecting my own record." He corrected back right away. "And I don't care, honestly. I can find a new job at another cafe." He shrugs, as if he isn't bothered by this at all. "I'm the one demanding he skips what he has to do to take care of himself. Its all on me."

He could only feel disgust when he saw his smirk. "No ruining my lips, no telling fish whore whatever crap you've made up about Eridan, and no bothering him. If yes, I'm your kissmeshitwhatever."

2016-03-24 10:59:30

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Sollux rolled his eyes. "He could do with just forgetting he needth to take care of himthelf until it'th blaringly obviouth. Maybe it'll do him thome good." He muttered.

Sollux's smirk grew. "You jutht earned me a hundred buckth and a pithpoor mutant ath my perthonal athithtant for a month." He snickered, pulling out his phone. "Wait tho I can't even bite at you. You're such a shit. That'th the biggetht bit of blackrom. Bethideth, I don't thee fanthy in ripping lipth off, but you can't deny biting kitheth are fun." He smirked at him, looking rather pleased with himself.

2016-03-24 11:07:51

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He desided to ignore all comments about Eridan before they caused a scene.

"Yeah, no biting. You have fangs for teeth, I don't want that anywhere near my lips. Especially if blood is involved." He rolls his eyes again. "If you somehow manage to file those down, id be more than happy." Be it never because no one would do that.

2016-03-24 11:14:31

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"File them? Have you no brain at all?" His smirk dropped and he scowled, muttering. "Thtupid thoft humanth and their inability to take a bite." He scowled at Dave, because he rather liked biting kisses, but if Dave was gonna be a shit and draw the line then he was gonna have to find something else. "Can we get outta thith park already. Why did you even want to come here?"

2016-03-24 11:19:43

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He smirked at his reaction, pleased with himself. "Just making sure you didn't try to bite my lips off again. I think we're done here." With that he started to walk back home.

2016-03-24 11:23:17

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"You mithunderthtand the fact that if I bite your lipth off, I can't kith you at all." He floated along after him, rather bored with walking right now. "Though, a benefit to that would be the shit fish can't kith you either." He shrugged, flicking through his phone as he floated along.

2016-03-24 11:29:26

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He rose a brow as Sollux just followed, even though he was expecting him to. Dave just wanted to get a rise out of him from leaving him at the park, but seems like he didn't take the hint. "I like them soft and without cuts. If you can find a way of biting and not cutting, I guess that's fine."

2016-03-24 11:33:33

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He's good at puzzles, and he already knows, sort of, how to bite and not leave a mark. Sollux sighed, exaggerated and put upon. "I gueth, if that'th what the poor feeble human wantth."

2016-03-24 11:34:43

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"Good. And what are you doing following me home? We already spoke."

2016-03-24 11:36:34

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"I'm bored and printheth ain't gonna be there, what are you gonna do about it? Do you even know how black rom'th work? Am I gonna have to give wriggler clatheth here?"

2016-03-24 11:37:21

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"He can be, he has the keys." He shrugs, even though he knows Eridan isn't home. "And kinda. I don't do black romance, so maybe."

2016-03-24 11:39:17

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"Then I'll jutht tell him to beat it. Don't want no fish dicking around when I'm there." He rolled his eyes, sighing. "Ugh. I bet it wouldn't even think in with you. You humanth are never good with quadrantth."

2016-03-24 11:42:39

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"I think ill tell you to beat it if he's there. He's more entertaining than you." Funny how he only says blackrom things when he doesn't mean to.

"If that bothers you, you can show yourself out." He rolls his eyes.

2016-03-24 11:49:24

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Sollux snorted a that, rolling his eyes. "I really doubt that. What doeth he do for fun? Twiddle hith thumbth and tell you about how much of a poor picked on idiot he ith?" He took a second or two to just look at him, squinting a little. "You thay you don't even know how to blackrom, yet you're sounding like you very much do."

2016-03-24 11:51:30

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"And what do you do for fun? Spy on other people and hang out with your weird ass bees? You probably named most of them, honestly."

"No idea what you're yapping about."

2016-03-24 11:54:14

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"Who thaid I have beeth?" He does, a few native bees at the bottom of his property and a few mainstem bees for computer shit. And he did name them.

"You're thpouting blackrom at me like you're themi-dethent, yet you're denying all claimth of it. What a dumbath you are."

2016-03-24 12:06:37