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CA: wwell i definitely dont havve a small one
CA: but i also wwouldnt say its excruitatingly massivve
CA: highblood perks
CA: theyre not being extreme douchebags
CA: theyre just not happy wwith the fact that im associatin myself wwith you
CA: along wwith all of my associates
CA: howw rude of them
2015-07-07 03:57:18 -
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He smiles a little at the screen, his shoulders shuffling slightly with laughter.
TG: theyre pretty rude
TG: oh well
TG: thats life man
TG: were gonna have a pimp ass trip like its nobodys business anyway
2015-07-07 15:53:17 -
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CA: theyre just jealous
CA: jealous because youre gonna be the one jumpin off wwaterfalls an not them
He was grinning slightly, relaxed now that je was in the comfort of his own home.
CA: they should tone dowwn their jealousy a little though
CA: these insults are gettin really really creativve
2015-07-07 22:24:16 -
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TG: totally its getting a bit too transparent
TG: i mean shit
TG: who doesnt want to jump off waterfalls
TG: specially at a deserted island
TG: their loss
He smiled slightly, propping his chin up on the palm of his hand
TG: just block my friends
TG: i dont know about yours but block mine
2015-07-07 22:25:52 -
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CA: my associates contain someone good wwith electronic things
CA: he just unblocks everyone again wwhen i block them
CA: but ivve blocked your friends
CA: are you gonna tell them to leavve me alone?
CA: or just that its not as bad as kanayas makin it out to be?
2015-07-07 22:47:06 -
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TG: ive told them to leave you alone
TG: multiple times in the last hour actually
TG: i dont know how bad it is
TG: you didnt tell me what it is yet and i dont want to know through anyone else
TG: i just know i like talking to you
TG: you know past incidents dont define who you are and all that
TG: but again
TG: i dont know whats up so
2015-07-07 22:48:55 -
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CA: okay
CA: wwell in this instance past experiencea defined me a lot
CA: i changed a lot of myself after all that shit
CA: but um
CA: i wwas plannin on tellin you after wwe came back from sailin
CA: so you knoww
CA: you wwouldnt havve a shitty experience
CA: but i can tell you noww if you really want to knoww
CA: but youll probably wwant me to tell you face to face so you can punch me there an th
2015-07-07 23:01:11 -
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TG: nah just hit me with your best shot
TG: im pretty sure i wont have a shitty experience
TG: i mean waterfalls and whales
TG: how can that be a shitty experience
TG: and if it is very serious, which im guessing it is judging by the fuss everyone is making
TG: we can meet up and all that if you want
TG: otherwise im pretty comfortable with you telling me over pesterchum
TG: but im still pretty sure i wont hit you in the face
2015-07-07 23:03:27 -
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CA: okay
CA: okay
CA: so you knoww the chick you fake moaned at the other day?
CA: my ex-moirail?
CA: empress
CA: wwell she wwas technically wwhat started it all
CA: i played a massivve part an i knoww that noww
CA: but if she had payed a bit more attention to me an helped calm me dowwn an such maybe it wouldnt be so bad
CA: but someone tried to kill me one night
CA: i of course wwoke up in time to make sure i didnt end up as someones sushi
CA: the troll wwho junped me ended up dead
CA: natural instinct an panic an all that
CA: but wwhen feferi found out she just got angry because it wwas more drama for her o deal wwith that invvolvved me
CA: i wwas a real shit you knoww
CA: completely egotistical
CA: a castist
CA: a racist
CA: a full blowwn asshole
CA: a frivvolous spender an flaunter of my wealth
CA: clingy annoyin a bastard an a wwhole heap of other stuff that ivve been tryin not to remember
CA: so instead of tryin to help me
CA: she dumped me
CA: for some fuckin pissblood wwho wwas the shittiest asshole an in no wway good for her
CA: but then feferi wwent on to tell all f the trolls i consider friends that i wwas attention seekin an wwent a killed another troll for attention
CA: an because i wwas already knowwn for doin stupid things for attention
CA: they believved her
CA: an so i lost all them an then feferi wwent an made my lfe wworse by forbiddin me from ever talkin to them first
CA: an then im pretty sure tht she wwent an fed the fire ovver me
CA: wwhich created more fuss an dramam aling the same lines
CA: an so i movved here last year
CA: brought sabriel dowwn wwith me
CA: an tried to fix myself up so that maybe one day i could get friends again
CA: but because im the biggest idiot around
CA: i brought the rest of that shit wwith me
Ca: i dont evven knoww howw
CA: as kar said once
CA: useless seadwweller equivvalent of shit cant evven keep himself to himself an had to go make more trouble
CA: so
CA: yeah
CA: thats it basically
CA: excludin all the unnecessary information that isnt relevvant
CA: yeah
CA: i understand if you feel i should deservve a feww hits to the face
CA: it wwould make sense
2015-07-07 23:14:28 -
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TG: i dont really have anything to say about that
TG: i mean like dont take this the wrong way
TG: killing people is not good by any means but
TG: if they were trying to kill you thats pretty justified and i feel no pity whatsoever for them
TG: and i feel like you had a history of other things with your friends so
TG: so they probably didnt believe you huh
TG: and now you say but dave
TG: you literally dont knoww shit about me i could be lyin'
TG: an' i could havve been real shitty to my friends
TG: an' they could havve a really good reason to try and kill me
TG: see the typing quirk i did there
TG: and i say well yeah
TG: but i know more about you than about them and we also talked about the whole talking to you before talking to them thing
TG: and nobody does things without a reason so
TG: i dont hate you really
TG: i still have the same opinion about you
TG: i mean hell you even said so yourself that youve been working on bettering yourself after that shit went down
TG: if anything i think youre pretty amazing
2015-07-07 23:20:15 -
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CA: mostly its a history of bitchin an wwhinin an bein a general little piece of shit an just
CA: bein me i guess
CA: bein me doesnt make friends
CA: so i gotta be not me an be nice an pleasant an then i get at least a convversation
CA: they wwouldntvve believved me evven if i arrivved on their doorstep yellin about some guy tryin to kill me an ivve got wounds all ovver me
CA: wwhich i guess i can understand
CA: i wwouldnt like me either
Eridan looked at Dave's reply, brow furrowed in slight confusion.
CA: you
CA: dont hate me?
2015-07-07 23:42:10 -
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TG: i certainly dont
TG: i mean im a bit intrigued about how you used to be you know
TG: but i dont hate you
TG: if youve decided to change the last thing id do is shit on you for it
TG: youre cool
TG: im still pretty pumped to go on that trip with you and i dont think any less of you
TG: so thats that
TG: was that everything you needed to tell me?
2015-07-07 23:44:57 -
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CA: you dont wwant to knoww howw i used to be
CA: i wwas a horrible piece of shit
CA: like
CA: think of somethin really really annoyin
CA: an double it
CA: ok
CA: im glad you dont hate me
CA: yeah that wwas pretty much it
CA: i get attached really quickly to people i talk to more than a couple times
CA: so if i get clingy on you you gotta tell me
2015-07-08 01:12:59 -
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TG: so you were two times as annoying as John when he goes on sincere rants about loving shitty movies.
TG: kinda doubt that its possible to be that annoying in all honesty but ill take your word for it
TG: and thats fine
TG: but still ill tell you if i dont want to interact with you for whatever reason
TG: which reminds me i can give you the game tomorrow
TG: john ended up giving it to me before this all went down
TG: and i doubt he is thinking about that right now of all things
2015-07-08 01:18:10 -
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CA: ask anyone who knowws me from before about howw annoyin i can be
CA: are you gonna ask them about it all?
CA: see howw different the story is an all that?
CA: oh ok cool
CA: wwhat game wwas it again?
CA: youvve got an exam tomorroww dont you?
CA: an then wwere good to go out sailin
CA: i cant wwait honestly
CA: i spoke wwith one a the fishermen who trawwl out in the bay
CA: theres been a big group of dolphins swwimmin around
2015-07-08 01:49:10 -
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TG: i probably will
TG: just to see what they tell me now that i know what's going on
TG: but i think ill mostly just read the now 73 texts i got
TG: those should tell me something about it
TG: oh it was the last of us
TG: and yeah i do
TG: i should be studying but fuck it
TG: couldnt do it with all that's going on in my mind
TG: plus im talking to my favorite fan right now that would be rude as fuck
TG: aw shit really
TG: dolphins
TG: god damn
TG: my camera is already packed in the backpack im taking with me honestly
TG: but ive yet to do everything on the list
TG: guess ill do it tomorrow
2015-07-08 01:52:56 -
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CA: i am sorry about those 73 texts
CA: i hope theyre not too bad
CA: i wwas bein sincere about kickin their ass
CA: i wwouldnt mind
CA: its probably long ovverdue
CA: oh cool
CA: yeah ill drop by for coffee an a chat tomorroww if youre doin a shift
CA: i found a bunch of photos i took weith an underwwater camera last year
CA: thought youd wwant to see wwhat kina wwildlife you might see
CA: am i really your favvourite fan though?
2015-07-08 02:02:14 -
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TG: they probably arent really
TG: just annoying
TG: they dont really threaten me or anything they just keep on repeating the same idea over and over like a mother who told their child to clean the room yet the sucker is like yo okay i hear you but let me finish the god damn scene i cant save while im in a fight you know this shit but the mom is like nope you need to clean up
TG: you probably didnt understand half of that
TG: but dont kick their asses
TG: im getting by
TG: oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
TG: you have the stash
TG: aw yeah
The question came off as kind of cute, like a child that was getting used to the idea that their idol really didn't find them all that annoying. It made him smile a little
TG: hell yeah youre my favourite fan
2015-07-08 02:05:39 -
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CA: that made as much sense as the stupid fish glubbin at me about demandin food again evven though its another hour until feedin time
CA: so it makes sense
CA: but its stupid sense
CA: an yeah i havve a stash
CA: be wwarned though i havve shitty photo takin skills
CA: so theyre probably not vvery good
CA: but theyre clear phots
He smiled a bit at his screen, stupidly happy at the fact that Dave wasn't fussed with him and his baggage of idiotic problems and continuous spams of messages.
CA: cool
CA: does this mean i get more freebies
CA: bein your favvourite an all
2015-07-08 02:13:50 -
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TG: its sort of the same thing
TG: except not at all
TG: i dont care my point got across
TG: and still id really like to see it
TG: so that i know what i need to photograph so that you can see it and go oh shit
TG: this guy absolutely knows what he's doing
TG: at least kinda
TG: and well
TG: seeing as i aint charging for anything yet
TG: i suppose so
2015-07-08 02:17:39 -
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CA: ill bring them wwith me tomorroww then wwhen i come get coffee
CA: because i need quality coffee
CA: all ivve got is shitty instant coffee
CA: good
CA: wwhen yoi start chargin for shit as your biggest in-denial-fan i must insist on freebies
CA: tis the laww
CA: because i said so
2015-07-08 02:43:02 -
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TG: i could teach you how to make good coffee
TG: but then id be useless to you and there go my morning chats
TG: sorry bud
TG: ill make you some when were aboard sabriel though
TG: cant go a day without it
TG: kind of an addict
TG: and okay lets make a deal
TG: if anyone even buys something that i made that isnt coffee
TG: we have a deal
2015-07-08 02:46:12 -
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CA: i dont have a coffee machine onboard
CA: only ground coffee an a tea pot
CA: so
CA: good luck wwith makin coffee like that
CA: okay
CA: i like that deal
CA: howw is readin those 73 messages goin?
CA: anythin entertainin yet?
2015-07-08 04:02:04 -
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TG: i dont use a bitch ass coffee machine
TG: i go old school on that shit
TG: and it comes out great
TG: and its going pretty well
TG: three of them were telling me youre bad company
TG: six of them are reinforcing that idea
TG: one is from someone that uses eights to write that says youre a hardcore yet clingy dork and that people are overreacting
TG: and two are from someone that writes with too many numbers so i gave up half wa through the first one
2015-07-08 04:11:23 -
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CA: oh
CA: vvriska an terezi
CA: dunno wwhy shed say that
CA: she wwas my pitchmate for a bit
CA: wwoulda thought shesd jump at the chance to get a dig jn
CA: rezi replaces some letters wwith numbers
CA: its quite easy to read after a feww wwords
CA: wwhose sayin im bad company?
CA: if you dont mind me askin
2015-07-08 04:27:52