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"My scarf is much better. And it was made in my spare time. Plus you have more pokemon stuff. And you're related to a weeb, so you're automatically more a dork."
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"You haven't even seen hers, she knits as a hobby." He snickers, shrugging. "Even though she hasn't done it a lot since John gave her the stuff, just a couple of things."
"I have cool shades though, and you have fin wiggles, so you're more of a dork."
2015-10-10 11:09:55 -
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"Mine's automatically better. Plus you should be saying mine is better, you're my boyfriend after all."
"You're just a dork. I don't have the awakeness brain power to prove my point. You're the bigger dork here Dave."
2015-10-10 11:11:53 -
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"Yeah, but I've known her since she was 11 and wrote wizard butt sex fanfiction, so I have to give her some credit here."
He grins. "You're a massive dork dude, don't even try me."
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He pouted, "but Rose has got other people to vouch for her. I've only got you. You gotta be on my side."
He shrugged, closing his eyes and nuzzling his neck. "Fiiiine. I'm the bigger dork."
2015-10-10 11:14:54 -
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"When the competition is on, i'll be on your side even if you knit a fucking garbage bag with holes in it." He kisses his forehead.
"Finally, peace is restored."
2015-10-10 11:17:05 -
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"You mock my one and only talent." He stuck his tongue out, rolling his eyes. "Thanks for your support Dave." He snarked, kissing his neck.
"Yeah yeah whatever."
2015-10-10 11:25:54 -
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"Whenever you need me babe." He smiles, and glances at the tv, which was turned off still. "You never did figure out who was the Dave and who was the Dirk. Any last guesses?"
2015-10-10 11:27:22 -
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"You'd drawn a mole on your cheek, and the last thing I recall is Dirk saying he was Dave? It was really confusing. My head was hurting a crap tonne and it was sort of disconcerting."
2015-10-10 11:29:14 -
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"You sure buddy? Did I really draw a mole on my cheek?" He smiles.
2015-10-10 11:30:10 -
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"You don't have a mole now do you? Besides, it smudged a little. Not much, but it was more powdery? Pencil-y? I dunno, but it was fake."
2015-10-10 11:32:30 -
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He pouts a little. "Fine Sherlock Holmes, you did guess who was who. But if we both put on foundation, you probably wouldn't have."
2015-10-10 11:33:27 -
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He nodded, smiling. "No one would be able to tell you to apart then." Eridan kissed his forehead, feeling smug.
2015-10-10 11:35:15 -
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"I could probably get a kick out of talking to Jake dressed as Dirk with him watching. Not tiny Jake, the bartender Jake." But then again, the opposite is also true. They'd both just be jealous.
2015-10-10 11:36:13 -
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"It would be amusing to see." He shrugged, stretching a little and settling with a content noise. "It's like a giant game if 'guess the strider'."
2015-10-10 11:39:24 -
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"I'd still be sexier than him though." He mutters with a smirk, and kisses the top of his head.
2015-10-10 11:40:36 -
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"To me you always will. I think Dirk will throw a fit if Jake were to agree to that statement out of context." He snickered, cuddling close.
2015-10-10 11:41:25 -
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"I don't think English likes man buns, I think his anaconda is all for the blue lady buns, so none of you have to worry about that."
2015-10-10 11:42:16 -
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"I'm safe regardless, I'm taken in the relationship department." He kissed his neck, smiling a little.
2015-10-10 11:43:53 -
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He finds it amusing that Eridan didn't question the part of the ladies being blue. "Hell yeah, and you'll be for a while longer." He smiles wider, nuzzling his hair.
2015-10-10 11:45:13 -
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Eridan didn't even care. He probably, on some level, thought it in relation to blood rather than skin. "I'll be for as lone as you'll have me." He kissed his neck again, moving his hand to rest on the other side of his beck and stroke his thumb gently over his skin.
2015-10-10 11:47:19 -
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"Then you'll die in a relationship." He kisses him between his eyes, feeling like he was becoming too sappy. It's Eridan's fault.
2015-10-10 11:48:41 -
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"Wouldn't want it any other way." He smiled at him, lazy and sweet as he pressed a kiss to his jaw.
2015-10-10 11:50:05 -
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He has to sigh in content, ignoring the fact that he's a sappy piece of shit for now, and just kissing his cheek in return. "Hmmm we need to do stuff, otherwise we're gonna spend the whole day on the couch."
2015-10-10 11:51:54 -
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"What kinda stuff? Does it require a lot of energy?" He nuzzled his jaw, closing his eyes. "Can't we just stay here?"
2015-10-10 20:29:33
