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"Damn fucking straight they fear for their sheets. And for their shins." He grins, fairly amused by direction the chat had taken. "That would be a first too, winning at bingo. Feels like we're conspiring to be a sort of mafia in the retirement house, inspiring terror in everyone's hearts. We? In cahoots? Deadly."

2015-08-01 05:27:34

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"No one would cross us. We'd be the most feared old biddies ever." He grinned nudging him. "I wouldn't want to meet old us in a dark alley. Or a retirement home. I'd go in for the kill if someone took the comfy armchair thats in prime position by the heater."

2015-08-01 05:30:14

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Dave snorts with laughter, grinning. "Jesus fucking Christ, we shouldn't be able to legally get old, it's a crime on it's own. We'll be putting everybody in danger."

2015-08-01 05:31:53

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"Who cares? It'll be awesome!" He laughed, fins wiggling happily. "But yeah, truth be told we really should be allowed to be old."

2015-08-01 05:32:56

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He sighs with a wide smile, nodding. "I should also never be allowed near a cane after I hit my 50's."

2015-08-01 05:33:49

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"You shouldn't be allowed near a cane at all. You'll turn it into some kind of weapon any which way, probably whack a hidden blade into it for the fun of it an' just go around like that."

2015-08-01 05:35:22

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"Very true, that's wise of you. Rule number one: do not trust Dave Strider with a cane, unless you don't love your shins at all. I'll probably make a cane out of a katana too, just for shits and giggles."

2015-08-01 05:36:33

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He shook his head, smiling at the mere thought out of it. "You'd be the type to make it out of a weapon. I'd make mine out of bone or something. Not ivory, but maybe old coral or bone or something cool like that."

2015-08-01 05:39:38

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"Oh shit, maybe you could get one of those things to help you walk, that they also use on babies, what are they called... walking chairs? I don't fucking know, but you'd beat the hell out of people with it while slowly moving towards the armchair next to the heater."

2015-08-01 05:41:42

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"I'd be all regal an' straightbacked an' the proudest, grouchiest motherfucker around. No one will be able to compete with me. My walking stick will be the fanciest one ever."

2015-08-01 05:45:38

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"I'd be all regal an' straightbacked an' the proudest, grouchiest motherfucker around. No one will be able to compete with me. My walking stick will be the fanciest one ever."

2015-08-01 05:45:48

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"That's some shit to be proud of, right there." He grins, nodding. "I'd be honored to be associated with such a badass fucker. You'd probably insist on sailing still, and maybe you'd manage to run away from the nurses one day and actually do it."

2015-08-01 05:46:46

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"Are you kidding I would'a dropped my nurses before they even got to me, charmed yours so you can sneak out an' I'll drag your ass sailing with me," he turned to smile at him, fins wiggling.

2015-08-01 05:49:10

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"Oh sure, you'd charm Sharon just like that? Don't you know she's a woman with a leveled head?" He grins "But I'd go sail with you, sure, and bust my ass trying to work with the winch. We should turn this shit into a novel, that would be great. You could probably write it too."

2015-08-01 05:52:23

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"For you I would. Can't go sailing without my decrepit sailing buddy now can I?" He nudged him, laughing. "That'd be an interesting story. Two old farts going for a sail. Who's read that?"

2015-08-01 05:58:54

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"No, no, not two wrinkly dudes going for a sail, the full story bro, all of the adventures, and-" He stops himself. "Well fucking hell, we're already planning our lives together and you haven't even bought me dinner yet." He grins, laughing as he nudges him.

2015-08-01 05:59:58

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"I bought you the equivalent of whatever's between snacks an' dinner." He grinned, nudging him right back. His fins were wiggling and he too just realised they were practically planning their life together. With a start he realised he wouldn't mind it one bit if they did. "I bought you fish an' chips remember."

2015-08-01 06:02:29

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"Oh damn, you did, so when's the second date? I mean, I don't usually plan what we're going to be doing by 80 before the fourth one." He teases, smiling a little. "But once we reach it I suppose it will be acceptable."

2015-08-01 06:04:08

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"The club. Or you can count this as an extended second date if it suits your fancy." He grinned, fins wiggling a bit more. "You're the one keeping track Dave. Plus isn't it your turn to organise the dates?" He teased right back.

2015-08-01 06:06:32

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"I think you're right, this did count as a second date, hm. And by the time we go to the club, it will be the third one, so then you just have to woo me one last time to keep talking about canes and nurses." He grins. "Plus I'm shit at organizing anything."

2015-08-01 06:08:12

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"I'll think of something by then." He laughed, nudging him with his elbow. "I'll have you know that by the third date standards are set an' if they're not met then fourth dates could be nonexistant." He warned teasingly, eyebrow raised at him

2015-08-01 06:13:12

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"And what standards are these? Do tell me, now I'm interested." He nudged him with his foot, leaning back and crossing his arms over his chest with a soft smile. "Wouldn't want to ruin our lives together, of course."

2015-08-01 06:14:20

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"Attention must be one me for at least fifty percent of the time. I'm not too picky at how the attention is done, just as long as I have it. No shitty third dates. Av' by that don't take me to some shitass take away unless it's fish an' chips on the beach. Or chinese an' a shit tonne a video games. That's the only take away I'll allow." He grinned, trying to make himself sound snooty as he spoke. "That's all I can think of right now, third date wise anyway."

2015-08-01 06:18:44

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His brow rose, the smile only widening on his face. "So Chinese and video games. Mhh. Doesn't sound half bad, as we've already done the fish and chips. Alright." He promptly ignored everything else he said, just laughing softly to himself.

2015-08-01 06:21:03

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He was sort of just making up shit as he went along now, seeing as they continued further down this topic then he though they'd go. He didn't remember his last third date with someone, so he just bullshitted it. "Do you have any standards for dating, Mr Strider?"

2015-08-01 06:23:45