Cherubplay

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"I hate trivial pursuit because I never know jack shit. I always win at monopoly though."

"Jumping off a waterfall?" He grins "mmmh. That's hard why you gotta make things hard. I don't know, you tell me yours first."

2015-08-09 10:07:09

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"I'm good at trivial pursuit because I know useless information." He grinned.

"Walking into the cafe that day. It was a bad decision, because I ended up late, but I am very glad I did it."

2015-08-09 10:08:42

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"Damn, you're a natural when it comes to being a cute little shit. I'm impressed." He grins. "I didn't even know you could be this cheesy."

Mmh... best worst decision. Probably when I decided parking my ass on your lap was alright and ended up using you as a pillow."

2015-08-09 10:12:39

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He just stuck his tongue out, fins wiggling even as he smiled. "Shut up. It was a good bad decision. Who knows, if I hadn't walked into the coffee shop that day you wouldn't have wicked ass photos of whales or a troll boyfriend."

"That was a good bad decision. You did fall asleep really quickly though. I was surprised."

2015-08-09 10:14:06

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"A troll boyfriend with a Godzilla tentadick." He corrected. He then wondered if a bulge that big would even fit all the way in.

"The sun was hitting my back and you were comfortable, alright?"

"Most awkward sexy times?"

2015-08-09 10:19:24

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He rolled his eyes at the Godzilla comment. He didn't even have spikes! Or fins, like most trolls seemed to think. Only some seadwellers had fins on their bulge.

He smirked at him, nodding his head almost sarcastically. "If you say so Dave. I'm wasn't complaining though."

"Um. Probably when I got jumped by a drunk ass idiot from my group. I was also drunk enough that I just didn't give a shit. It was awkward once he realised who exactly it was he'd grabbed in his drunken state."

"How about you?"

2015-08-09 10:22:30

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"Who was it? Bowl cut guy?" He asks as e grabs his phone, disposing of the bags of chips and making himself a sandwich. He's a hungry guy ok.

"Uh.... the one time I had a three some. It was with a dude and a girl, and I was drunk and never experimented with guys before. The girl ended up just watching, it was weird."

2015-08-09 10:27:30

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"Yeah. Nearly got eyerayed to death before i pulled a fast one an' jabbed him right at the base of his horns. Knocked him completely out an' managed to get Gamzee to just glaze over that bit an' make it seem like another random."

He pulled a bit of a face, scrunching up his nose. "Never really saw the point of threesomes to be honest. Unless you're completely involved with both it's sort of just extra work really. Were you receiving?"

2015-08-09 10:29:39

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He snorts with laughter, grinning as he glanced over at the camera. "Holy shit, bowlcut guy nearly tapped that."

"Eh, I found that out shortly after I had that one. It was the first and only one I had. And yeah, I mentioned I never did stuff with a dude before and he apparently made his mission to sweet talk me into trying. Not complaining though, apart from the limp I had it was great. I was probably just to drunk to remember correctly."

"Is it true some trolls can have multiple bulges?"

2015-08-09 10:35:07

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He just rolled his eyes.

"I had someone like that. Tried to talk me first into a threesome with his pitch mate, an' then tried to force me into it, an' then tried to force himself on me completely. I beat his ass, an' then his pitch beat his ass because apparently he wasn't in on the thing either."

He nodded. "Yeah it's true. It's a mutation sort of thing I think. Bowl cut eye-laser asshole? Double bulges. Some seadwellers have multiple. But it's pretty uncommon I guess."

"You ever done a troll? Or been done by a troll I guess."

2015-08-09 10:38:47

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He shook his head, getting some cheese and beef leftovers to make the sandwich. "Well fuck that guy. That's as gross as it gets."

"Did you get to see them?" He walks back to his room. "And damn, that's odd. Seadwellers shouldn't get that many privileges."

"Both, all of them very nice. All of them from the club. I guess word spread that there's a guy that likes tentadick and trolls just started to gather. They even ask me what quadrant scenario I wanted it to be, they're mostly pretty nice. Tried black fling thing once, and after I asked them to keep the claws to themselves it was good, actually.

"Ever been done by or done a human?"

2015-08-09 10:46:53

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"I did." He pulled a face, fins flicking a bit. "An' while I can get the appeal if you have like a stuffing kink or some shit like that, it's gonna be fucking painful shoving that shit anywhere."

"Ah so you've got both species throwing themselves at your feet. Lovely." He grinned, teasing.

"I have. It was... different. Dicks don't taper like bulges do, so it was sorta uncomfortable seeing as I was, yet again, drunk an' so was the guy fucking me. I have done a human before. That was a weird sensation as well. Only guys though, haven't tampered with females. Not really appealing to be honest." He shrugged again, frowning a bit as he remembered. "What's the highest caste you've gotten with?"

2015-08-09 10:51:15

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"What about splitting it? Double fucking someone must be interesting. Unless trolls for some reason leaves the booty untapped."

He nodded as he spoke, wrapping his blanket-cape around himself once more. "Does it get you off? I mean, bulges are clearly bigger, so maybe it just doesn't feel like much to you. And I think cerulean blood. Not sure if that's the word. Hah, the word is big ass bulge that's what it is."

2015-08-09 10:57:21

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He shrugged again. "I dunno. I guess that could be a thing? I haven't done it. See no reason too." He had a slight stuffing kink himself, so he had contemplated it before, but it never really appealed to him.

"Nooks are generally lined with pleasure nodes an' shit practically all up the inside, so size doesn't really matter that much. I don't remember whether I got off or not. I know he did though." He pulled another face, one of almost disgust now.

"Cerulean. Ah, so a high midblood then? That's generally the colour below when the classified "highbloods" start."

2015-08-09 11:03:01

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Dave rose a brow. "What? You don't dig cum or? What happened for you to suddenly look like you bit a lemon?"

"I haven't gotten with anyone else higher than jade blood except that dude. I think that guy bit me actually? The jade blood? Too drunk to remember."

2015-08-09 11:06:06

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"It's not exactly a comfortable sensation to be held down an' fucked an' then have another weird fucking feeling inside you before some bitch ass human with a limp dick pulls out an' leaves you there." He said almost nonchalantly, inspecting a claw and frowning. He grabbed a nail file, setting about fixing it up.

At Dave's words he stopped, eyes narrowed as he looked at him. "... What? Did this troll look sorta weird, even for a troll? Paler, maybe?"

2015-08-09 11:09:18

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Dave wrinkled his nose. "Exactly how drunk were you guys? That's not even acceptable for hook up standards. I mean, at least they never really left right after. Sometimes it took two or three minutes, others I spent the night over."

"Uh, yeah kinda. I think he started to glow too? But I was wasted. I could have easily been imagining that."

2015-08-09 11:13:24

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"I wasn't as drunk as he was. He ended up passing out from alcohol intake an' I went an' cleaned myself up an' left." He shrugged.

His face looked a bit pinched even as he turned back to his laptop to send a message. "Do you have any memory of where that was? Like what area?"

2015-08-09 11:20:47

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He snorts, shaking his head. "Not the best dick experience, I see. The first time I was used as a bucket wasnt either. Well I can wear a condom if you're receiving, I don't much mind."

He rose a brow, looking confused. "I think a motel. Why are you suddenly interested in that guy?"

2015-08-09 11:24:21

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"Human's shouldn't have to use buckets, it's pretty stupid anyway." He pulled a face at that as well. "You probably won't leave me drunk, irritated, high an' dry now will you?"

"Fucking lucky the damn thing doesn't cross over species." He muttered, sending off the email. "Because. There are certain types of jade bloods, an' I'm sure it happens on rare occasions in other castes as well, that are different. Our version of a vampire you could say. An' they're under specific instruction to make anyone they hook up with aware of what they are, an' to not feed off humans without their explicit, non-influenced consent."

2015-08-09 11:27:40

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"None of those are what I'm aiming for, so no, I don't think I will." He shook his head with a soft smile.

He was so confused. "So... I fucked a green vampire? Thats what you're saying?"

It took a second to let that thought sink in. "Well. Cross that out of my bucket list I guess. Ahah bucket list, nice one."

2015-08-09 11:32:17

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"Yes. That's what I'm saying." He rolled his eyes at him, runnning his hand through his hair again. "You're an idiot." He smiled, speaking fondly.

"Though I wouldn't say you're the only one, seeing as Rose is fucking one too. Or being fucked by one, whatever."

2015-08-09 21:09:58

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"Oh shit, but I fucked a vampire before Rose did." He pretended to speak in a cocky tone, smirking. "So clearly I'm superior. Also don't give me images of what Kanaya and Rose are doing, god." He pulls a face at the thought. "I've known Rose since she was like 11.

"What about you? What's the highest caste you've gotten with?"

2015-08-09 21:11:53

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He rolled his eyes at him again, laughing softly. "You are such an idiot."

"Yeah well I've known most of those trolls since pupation. So it's just as weird for you as it is for me." He pulled a face.

"There isn't any caste higher than me except Fef, but fuck that. Um, I dunno. Probably a purple, maybe a low violet?"

2015-08-09 21:16:33

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"An idiot that doesn't need to know what's going on with them." He wrinkled his nose.

"Low violet? So, seadweller, maybe?"

2015-08-09 21:18:14