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"What does it matter if they're lowbloods?" He rose a brow. "And either way its still the shit, and I would have liked to listen to it. Why would anyone even complain about shitty comics." He snorts with laughter.

2015-08-15 02:32:52

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"It doesn't." He rolled his eyes, huffing. "I'm just saying that they're more likely to go through the entirety of the internet to find something that will amuse them for extended periods of time. Higher bloods just don't care or can't be bothered."

2015-08-15 02:34:07

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He ends up shrugging. "Fair enough."

Dave looks around for a bit and digs something out of the sand, handing it over to Eridan: a nice sea shell, nearly intact, with hints of pink on the tips.

2015-08-15 02:37:24

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He held the shell on his palm, turning it over and over with his fingers as he looked at it. "It's pretty. I don't tend to find the intact ones, only the broken shards or like half of one. I have a box at home that's full of shells I found that I collected from random beaches."

2015-08-15 02:41:10

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"Really? Gotta show me when we get back. I used to have small rocks, but then one day they just disappeared. By which I mean Bro threw them away. And now I have rocks with dead things instead."

2015-08-15 02:42:18

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"If you want to see it I can show you." He shrugged, closing his hand over the shell. He'll add it to his collection when they get back. "Why would he throw it away?"

2015-08-15 02:43:17

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"Because he thought it was useless." He shrugs. He is admittedly still a bit upset over that, and never really forgave him for it.

2015-08-15 02:43:59

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He frowned a bit, looking up at him. "That's a bit rude. You should get a whole heap of rocks an' just put them everywhere. Like, just to spite him."

2015-08-15 02:46:14

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He snorts, smiling a little. "He already does that to me with smuppets, if I do that, he'll just up the number of smuppets around. "

2015-08-15 02:47:10

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"Then you one up him completely an' encase him in a tonne of rock." He rolled his eyes, shaking his head. "Stick rocks in the smuppets? What even are smuppets?"

2015-08-15 02:48:00

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"The butt things with long dick-like noses that you saw at my place, like, all over the damn house. And I think he'd just throw me out if I did that." He laughs. "Maybe he'd also start sticking smuppets in the fridge with the swords to fuck with me."

2015-08-15 02:48:59

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He pulled a face, shuddering a bit. "Those things were weird as shit. How do you even survive." He huffed, looking a bit weirded out. "I don't mean much by offence of you but your brother seriously sounds like the biggest dick."

2015-08-15 02:50:00

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He shrugs with a non committed sound. "I just do, I guess. I had to buy a mini fridge for my room though, because the kitchen one is full of swords. And nah, he's not that bad, just... just kind of a dick."

2015-08-15 02:51:14

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He pulled away to look at him properly, brows drawn down as he looked at him. "Are you kidding me? Fuck even my lusus wasn't that much of a shit. Gamzee's lusus probably wasn't that much of a shit. Dave your brother is a dick."

2015-08-15 02:52:26

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He makes the same sound again. "It's not too bad."

2015-08-15 02:53:09

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He faced him properly, pulling his shades off to look at him properly. "You're expecting me to believe that your brother has a fridge full of swords, constantly fucks with your mind an' strifes your to the point of scars that look pretty deep in some case an' you expect me to take that it's "not too bad"?"

2015-08-15 02:54:24

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"...yeah? I mean, sure, he's not the best, but it's not like he doesn't feed me or pay for the house I live in." Dave seems to genuinely believe that.

2015-08-15 02:55:19

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"No but he made it to the point where you had to buy your own fridge to stock food an' threw out a collection of yours because he thought it was junk. That's just. It's wrong Dave. He's your brother not some psycho asshole." He seemed almost distressed by that, looking concerned and annoyed for him.

2015-08-15 02:56:57

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He shrugs, looking away from him. "It was just a stupid rock collection, and he's Bro, he does that kind of shit. I mean he paid for that fridge, he can technically do whatever he wants with it."

2015-08-15 02:58:00

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He ran a hand through his hair, sighing out loud. "It's stupid. A collection is a collection an' it can mean something to whoever was collecting it, even if its stupid later in life. Dave, that's not on." He looked at him, reaching out to turn him back to face him. "Have you ever tried telling him to stop some things? It sounds like you're not too fond of the whole smuppets in your face have you ever tried to get him to stop?"

2015-08-15 03:01:11

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He seems to be making a lot of non committed sounds tonight. "They're ironic, you know, that's his shtick. It doesn't bother me that much." Yes it does. "They're just pieces of felt with butts and dick-like-noses. And I don't care much for that rock thing now." Yes he does.

2015-08-15 03:03:08

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"Dave." He hand both hands on his cheeks now, looking at him. "Stop talking shit. Tell me, tell /him/ for fuck's sake what your real opinion is or I'm gonna drag you underwater, read your mind an' tell him myself." He probably wouldn't but he hated the thought of all this.

2015-08-15 03:04:35

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"That is my real opinion." He seemed pretty unwilling to say anything else. "I don't mind it."

2015-08-15 03:05:41

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"Dave." He pressed a kiss to each cheek, stroking his cheek a bit. "I'm serious. I can tell you're not telling me the truth." He kissed him properly, slowly and sweetly. "You don't have to, I ain't forcing you to. But you should seriously tell your brother that his shit weirds you the fuck out."

2015-08-15 03:08:40

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"I don't know what you're talking about, his shit is cool. We should go back home." He kissed his forehead, and got up. There was definitely a big lock closing the box named "Strider feelings", and Eridan still didn't have that key.

2015-08-15 03:10:17