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Oh. Oh dear. This /was/ a bad idea, wasn't it. My smile faded to an expression of nervousness, but I didn't lower my hand. "I'm afraid he's asleep, as you originally thought. I apologize for making you uncomfortable, though. Just, please, don't do anything you'll regret."

2015-04-20 05:30:10

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"Okay..." Terezi placed her seam ripper in her pocket. Yeah, that could hurt someone. "And how do I know you're not trying to mess with me?"

2015-04-20 05:34:13

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Thank God. The weapon has been lowered. I glanced up at her ceiling light. That should be bright enough. Finally lowering my hand, I used it to gesture towards my shadow extending behind me. Fortunately for my physical safety, I was correct in my assumption and found two small, angled protrusions shown from behind the silhouette's shoulder blades, resembling wings. Of course, they didn't exist on this body, but you couldn't simply take away an angel's wings entirely.

2015-04-20 05:38:22

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Terezi's gaze went from the male to the shadow. What the hell? Well shit. Either she's on drugs or he's telling the truth. The later seemed more reasonable for the former. "Okay then." She simply stated. "What do you want?"

2015-04-20 05:40:28

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Well, I wouldn't be so sure about that. Is it possible to ingest drugs through the blood of a human? Let's not test that theory. "I only want to help you, darling. It appears you're having a problem of ridiculous proportions with coming to terms with recent circumstances."

2015-04-20 05:43:34

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Lets not and say we did. Plus GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE.

"What do you mean?" Terezi raised an eyebrow. What the hell did an 'angel' want?

2015-04-20 05:44:55

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Wha--? You're /still bloody there/??? How...oh, nevermind. Your explanation will undoubtedly include the term 'YOLO'. "I'm sure you've noticed by now. You're in denial of sorts. For lack of river-related puns, you've been forcing a 'friendzone' state of mind."

2015-04-20 05:48:51

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No, it's to annoy the piss out of you. Mess with me and I'll paint your nails blue in your sleep. Do you sleep? Whatever.

"...Friend zone?" Terezi laughed. "I'm sorry, you got the wrong girl. I don't have interest in dating anyone and I never will."

2015-04-20 05:51:37

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Technically no, and it would be preferable if you'd just return to hell or wherever you came from and leave her alone. I as well. You're quite obnoxious.

I laughed, too. Oh, how little she understood. "We both know that isn't true. This is the denial I mentioned earlier coming into play. Now, how do you feel bout darl-- er, Tassek?"

2015-04-20 05:55:26

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Too bad, I'm here to stay. You're stuck with me forever and my florescent pink fishnet arm sleeves.

"... He's just a friend." She stated. What was it that he was trying to get out of her?

2015-04-20 05:57:48

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....your what?

"Mhm. I'm sure. Just as sewing is 'just a hobby'. Be honest." Okay, so maybe I was pushing it a little, but I couldn't sit back and watch them both be clueless forever. One of them had to take the first step, and it sure as heaven wasn't going to be darling.

2015-04-20 06:00:30

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My fucking bright ass pink fishnet arm sleeves. You know, the things that look like fingerless gloves?

"He's a close friend. A very close friend. That's it. I don't get what you're trying to get me to tell you." Obviously the idea of love has swooped over her head and exited by the window like Spyders.

2015-04-20 06:03:01

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I'm mentally facepalming all over the place right now. What on Earth is wrong with you people? No, I don't know what you're talking about. I rubbed at my temples and sighed. It looked like this would be a long-term project. "Oh, joy. I suppose you /do/ have the excuse of this being your first experience with the subject matter, but this level of ignorance is simply inane." I lowered my hand from my head and into a 'come on' position, crossing the other across my chest. "You must be aware of the odd sensations you've been having when you do certain things around him. Like say something awkward? Or touch him? /Please tell me you know what I'm talking about./"

2015-04-20 06:09:09

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Google it.

"...yeah?" Her voice held out 'yeah' longer than it really should have. "But what about it? It's completely normal."

2015-04-20 06:11:13

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Right. I'll do that just as soon as darling's head has an internet connection.

I couldn't help but let out a slightly hysterical laugh. "No, dear, it's not. But it's not unhealthy, either. That's what regular humans call a 'crush'." I didn't include either her nor I in 'regular humans'. If there was a regular human convention, neither of us would be invited. We could start our own annual event, 'SupernaturalCon U.S.' You fools wouldn't get to come. Everyone would receive a t-shirt.

Ah, I shouldn't be here too much longer. Staying crammed in here appears to be slowly driving me mad. Ha. Not exactly unexpected, but disappointing, to be sure.

2015-04-20 06:18:02

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Sure, send me one my too while you're at it.

"A..crush?" Terezi blinked. No no no no no no. He's pulling her leg. No, we won't be having any of that. That was a bad idea and Tassek liking her in that sense would be unheard of. "Hahaha, good one. That's nowhere it." There was uncertainty in her voice.

2015-04-20 06:21:27

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If you don't have an address, you don't get one. I'm special because I'm producing the shirts.

If I'm pulling anything, it's your heartstrings. Are you really /that/ oblivious? "We know that's not true. I can see what's going on in your heads, you know. Both of you. It's his business and I won't be so interfering as to share it in his stead, but it's more realistic than you think." I smiled again. They were both so adorably clueless.

2015-04-20 06:26:22

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I'll just use yours <3.

Wait. Her head too? If she was human, she'd be blushing. "T-Those thoughts are private!" She embarrassingly stuttered. "Either way, it's not like anything would happen if I /did/ have feelings for him."

2015-04-20 06:28:43

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Not only is that creepy, I don't technically have one. So come up with a different plan. And stop hearting at me.

Oh, perhaps that wasn't the best thing to share. Ah well. "Apologies, but it's not as if I have any choice in the matter. And why not? Is the concept of a relationship really so ridiculous?"

2015-04-20 06:32:49

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<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3!

"It's not the concept of a relationship, it's the concept of Tassek and I dating." She corrected. "A vampire and a human? Worst idea ever. Him and I are two completely different people who should never be together." Was she actually considering it though? Possibly. Wait- no. Stop. Back up. But the fucking thing in reverse and RUN.

2015-04-20 06:35:05

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"Stop with the damn hearts!" I muttered. Oops. I tried to cover it up by continuing my train of thought as quickly as I could. "Not only do opposites attract, but both of you being exactly the same would be even more of an issue. Cloning and all." Wait, what? I couldn't even concentrate anymore. I bopped myself on the forehead. Focus, Seculus. "...nevermind. There's a first for everything, right?"

2015-04-20 06:38:52

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Okay, this just went creepy to insane. Opposites attract? Yeah, in shitty novels like Twilight or something. Here, no."And what if Tassek didn't want to date? What about that one, huh?." Terezi folded her arms. "Even /if/ I had I liked him, the doubt of him returning those feelings are high." Well, it would be nice if they did-

Wait, was she seriously considering this. She was seriously considering this.

2015-04-20 06:44:10

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Ha /ha/. The possible mental scarring would be worth it after all. "That's the least of your worries. He's actually more likely to reciprocate than refuse." Especially since he basically had already. That always helped the percentages along. I was waving my arms emphatically now, and felt like it would be a great idea to jump off a tall building. Except it wouldn't. At all. And I was probably grinning like a madman. Not the best note to leave on, if I even could at this point.

2015-04-20 06:49:22

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"Yeah, there's the joke you've been leading up to." Terezi rolled her eyes. There's no way in hell he liked her like that. Nope. No way. It was a miracle she liked- Fuck. That asshole was right. It was 100% certain to her now. Fine. She liked him whatever. "Tassek liking me, don't be ridiculous. I'd do nothing but hurt him."

2015-04-20 06:52:37

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Heehee, as if you haven't seen enough miracles already today. You're talking to a bloody angel, remember? Oh, right, you can't hear me.

....wait, /excuse me/? I stopped and crossed my arms, brought back to reality, or what passed for it, by the sudden mental insult. "I'm not an /asshole/, I'm helping things along. You should be grateful that I put in the effort to talk to you like this. And have you done anything to cause him physical harm as of yet? Think about it." I shrugged. "Well, aside from the bite, of course, but he literally asked for it. Not your fault whatsoever."

2015-04-20 06:57:15