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And you hit like a ghost, feels like nothing's there.

"I disagree. I have to say the blood of a sacrificed virgin only fits my tastes." Where they seriously joking about this? If someone came into the room, they would think these two were crazy. Then again, what about this conversation isn't crazy?

2015-04-20 17:27:07

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Aren't you in the same position, though? Ghosts can hit ghosts.

"So you're like a volcano? Will you spew lava on the village if they displease you?" Of course you're crazy. We're all perfectly insane. It's like how the Cheshire Cat said: 'We're all mad here'.

2015-04-20 17:29:27

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Yes, but at least I'm prettier. Mr.Angel.

"No, I'm an Aztec god. I will bring famine and hatred if I don't get what I want.Then again,things rarely go how I want."

2015-04-20 17:31:32

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Lies. You haven't even actually seen me yet.

"So you're basically going to wipe out the human race because you're in a bad mood? Great. I'll set up a bunker in Australia right away."

2015-04-20 17:32:38

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I don't have to. Have you even seen me?

"Nah, I'll just take you with me has hostage. The human race will have to come claim their Prince eventually."

2015-04-20 17:34:08

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You can't make assumptions based off made-up information. And no. Do you even have a physical form?

"Their what? Are you kidnapping the British royal family too?"

2015-04-20 17:35:41

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...No. Not recently I don't.

"No, just you. Soon they'll realize your beauty and make you a Prince."

2015-04-20 17:37:05

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Then how can you be prettier?

".......uh.....I don't think it works that way." He was a little red now.

2015-04-20 17:38:21

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Because I'm hella.

"You're right, but now it does because I said so."

2015-04-20 17:39:28

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....hella what?

"Well, as long as the cranky Aztec goddess says so."

2015-04-20 23:07:30

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Hella....you really do need google.

"I know so." Another fanged smile.

2015-04-20 23:10:28

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Not really an option. Are you only referring me there because you're incapable of defining it yourself?

"Right. Just don't sacrifice me to the volcano."

2015-04-20 23:13:26

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No, it's because it feels like I'm talking to my father who questioned everything.

"I can't hurt you, remember?" Oh yes, that conversation from right before his friend scared him went into bitch mode did still happen.

2015-04-20 23:15:03

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I can't really deny or affirm that comparison; I haven't exactly had the best luck with others' fathers.

"Then I'm safe. Does this mean I'd win at paintball?" Yesss. That would probably be his only win, though.

2015-04-20 23:20:06

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Yep, he'd hate you then.

"Sure, if you want to go with that logic." Then again, she'd rather play paintball or any game with him as team then 1v1, it'd be much funner that way.

2015-04-20 23:23:24

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I don't doubt it. That seems to be a running streak with me lately. Sigh.

"Not that I probably wouldn't trip and shoot myself in the helmet. I'm not really good at those kinds of games to start with. Maybe I could just snipe people from a window." Why was he suddenly so set on this?

2015-04-20 23:27:06

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Well I don't hate you, and your stuck with me forever.

"Hmmm, maybe I could lay down the charm to bring people into you firing range and you can take them out from there?" Yeah, it was silly, but they possibly could work well together in that aspect.

2015-04-20 23:30:07

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Um...thanks, I think? What is that even about, anyway? You've been free to leave whenever.

"Maybe. Or you could wear a neon orange helmet to make them follow. You can dodge, right?" Honestly. He was giving this serious thought. You doof.

2015-04-20 23:34:08

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...I tired, and got stuck.

"If I can't dodge, I can out run them." One could guess they both were? Possibly.

2015-04-20 23:35:37

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Stuck? Wait, what exactly are you?

"Yeah, and then we can get them stuck somewhere to make an easy target." Looks like it.

2015-04-20 23:38:01

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Dead, last time I checked.

"Yeah, that sounds like a perfect plan, and we could trick them if I get pinned into a false sense of hope and then you help out."

2015-04-20 23:42:56

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......ah. I'm....sorry?

"The cavalry, right? I like the sound of that."

2015-04-20 23:45:13

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No need. I got over it after the first year here.

"So do I. It seems flawless enough. I run and you go in for the kill?"

2015-04-20 23:46:57

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You've been trapped here with no one to talk to for /an entire year/?

"Yeah. Now, if there was only an actual paintball place around here."

2015-04-20 23:49:10

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Yeah? Possibly more? I've been dead for while.

"That remains open after midnight." She wasn't risking dying for paintball. No can do.

2015-04-20 23:51:55