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And when all have matching straight jackets. Mines the one painted black in sharpie.

"Okay, five times." She corrected herself. "Again, that's five times more than I normally save someone." She stuck her hands into her pockets. "Either way, I'm bit scared of what you'd be like as a vampire. If you can survive this human, well, there's no telling what you could do with the speed of a street racing car and the strength of an entire country."

2015-04-19 01:34:55

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Mine would be the one torn apart and without anyone inside it. Muahaha.

".....go on that American Ninja Warrior show?" He chuckled. Strength of an entire country? Which one? Qatar? That was fairly small.

2015-04-19 01:43:20

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I'd use it to be a worm and wiggle my way around.

"Maybe, if you don't be charged when someone finds out you murdered a small town of people first." she pointed out. Fame isn't always a good thing. "Then again, if they found out. I've always been very good at disposing bodies. Hence why I've been able to stay here for so long."

2015-04-19 01:46:47

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That's....attractive.

Oh. Right. The murder element. His smile disappeared. "I forgot about that." Hard to forget you're hanging out with a murderer, but somehow he'd managed it.

2015-04-19 01:50:57

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I gotta get the females in some way.

"Yeah, so easy to forget, right?" Terezi's sarcasm was shown with a smile. "Whatever helps you sleep at night....or in the middle of the street, I guess?"

2015-04-19 01:53:33

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Yeah, no comment there. Change of subject. How are we having this conversation from inside our darlings' heads, anyhow?

Very funny, Terezi. Don't try that approach with, like, an amputee or someone. Not that I don't find it hilarious. "Don't make me force you to carry me home again." Then he processed what had just come out his mouth and his cheeks turned slightly red. "I mean, um...." Shit. Breathe, child.

2015-04-19 02:01:00

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Yolo swag, that's how.

Terezi raised an eyebrow. "Oh?" She turned her head to completely face him now. "Is that a challenge."Clearly, Terezi was enjoying herself. A smirk spread across her face.

2015-04-19 02:04:35

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Right. Let's just deny the possibilities of meta terrors or telepathic abilities.

He glanced at her out the corner of his eye. "....maybe." Eh? Hold the phone, this wasn't in the script. What script? It wasn't in his list of programmed responses more like. This was not something he was supposed to be saying. I guess he was in a rebellious mood, sort of?

2015-04-19 02:14:19

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The answer is that simple: cute dorks.

"Just maybe?" She hummed. "It seems like you're pushing towards more of yes than maybe." Terezi was teasing, of course, but she didn't expect this answer. Then again, it had been a /really/ long time since she even remotely acted like this. Maybe she had a grown a bigger-than-normal softspot for him? Possibly. It'd explain a lot.

2015-04-19 02:19:35

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That reasoning is illogical but I like it.

"Depends on whether I actually fall asleep or not." Well, technically she could try to carry him home even if he didn't. Not that he wanted her to. Cut that out. And anyway, he probably would fairly soon if this conversation escalated any more or if someone tackled him out of a nearby alley. But that wouldn't happen, right?

Who knows~

2015-04-19 02:24:14

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Me too.

"Yeah, true. But you know I won't hurt you." She pointed out. "So I guess I can't scare you into falling asleep, now can I?" She didn't want to, but this was just hypothetically speaking. It's not like something could ruin this near flirtatious chatter, right?

2015-04-19 02:30:53

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Hurry up and kiss you idiots. Work with the logic.

"I guess not. But scaring's not the only way to--" Before he could finish that most definitely flirtatious line, a shape barreled out of nowhere from the side and grabbed him in a hug, toppling them both. He was asleep before he hit the pavement. Okay, so scaring wasn't the only way to--, but it sure seemed to work pretty well.

2015-04-19 02:34:47

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Just insert the captain Barbarossa's 'just kiss.' gif here.

Before his sentence was finished, someone knuckled them both down. Instantly, Terezi's vampire instincts kicked in from being startled. She let out an animal-like growl as she immediately jumped to her feet, ready to tear a new one to the person who surprised them.

2015-04-19 02:39:28

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Don't know what that is, not sure I want an explanation. Will be sure to look it up at a later date, though. Oh wait, I can't do that, /I'm in someone else's head/.

The pretty Asian girl with the flower in her hair made a pouting face up at Terezi. "You are a scary person, I dearly hope Tas-kun wasn't actually /talking/ to you." Goddammit, Lizzy. She pulled out a smartphone and quickly snapped a photo of the sleeping boy before pulling him gently to the wall of a nearby building, out of the rush of people.

2015-04-19 02:46:34

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From Pirates of The Caribbean?

Terezi just blinked in bewilderment and started at her like she was crazy, which she was. Was that the person who wanted to ask Tassek out? She suddenly understood why he needed help now. Immediately, Terezi followed after the girl, silently wondering why Tassek hasn't gotten a restraining order yet.

2015-04-19 02:51:07

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Never watched those. Blame my hipsterness.

She looked at Terezi. Ugh, why was she coming with them? Go home or something, scary person. "Do you need something?" She sat next to him and put her hand on his in a possessive gesture. He is /mine./ GTFO.

2015-04-19 02:56:26

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My boyfriend got me into it.

"Yeah, I'm going to have to ask you to put him the fuck down." She snapped. Nope. Not dealing with insane weeaboo today. Did Terezi even know what a weeaboo was? Or the word? Don't care. She needs to go.

2015-04-19 02:57:49

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Now I wonder how a mentally monologuing voice can be in a relationship. Why did no one ever tell me this?

"It is none of your business what I do with my /boyfriend/, so if you would leave us alone, I would not be calling the police." She emphasized the word 'boyfriend'. Sure, he hadn't actually answered yet, but it was inevitable.

2015-04-19 03:01:39

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Very carefully.

Oh? That's how she wanted to play it? Fine then. "Call the cops, I really couldn't give a fuck." Terezi snapped, taking a step towards the girl. "See how that goes."

2015-04-19 03:06:28

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So chainsaws are a negative?

"Don't tempt me, bitch." She tightened her grip on his limp hand.

2015-04-19 03:10:41

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Definitely.

"This. Is your last warning. Let him go, now." Her hands tightened into fists within her pockets.

2015-04-19 03:12:41

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Too bad. Because I'd sure like one right now.

"Or what?" Yes, Terezi, or what? Please share.

2015-04-19 03:13:36

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Me too.

Terezi got close enough to the girl to whisper in her ear. "Or I will rip your throat from your neck and paint these walls with your blood." Her voice was laced with venom in her words.

2015-04-19 03:15:32

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Probably to take out this obsessive little creeper.

She had no doubt at the seriousness in her words. Tears welled up in her eyes, but she gritted her teeth. "You wouldn't. He would be better off away from psychos like you." Good job, Lizzy. Add kerosene to the fire.

2015-04-19 03:20:37

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Yeaaaaah.

Terezi tiled her head and a demented smile appear on her face. She grabbed Lizzy by the throat and lifted her up off the ground. "Are you sure about that one?" Her hands tightened around Lizzy's throat.

2015-04-19 03:22:47