Cherubplay

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"I get a pole and free drinks. All I have to do is bat my eyes and I'm fifty dollars richer."

2015-10-12 09:47:58

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"A POLE. NO. NO WAY. THAT DOESN'T COUNT AS AN EMPLOYEE BENEFIT."

2015-10-12 09:48:23

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"So I should be on your pole instead?"

2015-10-12 09:49:06

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"PREFERABLY."

2015-10-12 09:49:32

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"Well I can do that without compensation."

2015-10-12 09:50:09

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"SO LONG AS YOU'RE NOT GIVING OUT YOUR NIGHTS FOR CASH." finally I took her off my shoulder and set her down on the counter.

2015-10-12 09:51:07

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"No, I'm not /that/ desperate. Rules of the club are 'look but don't touch'"

2015-10-12 09:52:56

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"GOOD. Otherwise I'd tell off your boss. Loudly."

2015-10-12 09:53:29

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"What? Because you want me to yourself?"

2015-10-12 09:54:09

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"Hell yeah. I wanna feel special."

2015-10-12 09:54:22

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"Well why the fuck do you think I have condoms?"

2015-10-12 09:54:41

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"Good, 'cause they /really/ don't sell them here. Wait, seriously?"

2015-10-12 09:55:05

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"Yes." She pulled one out of her pocket. It was grape flavored.

2015-10-12 09:55:34

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"Oh my God Cally." I laughed. "You really planned this out, didn't you? When did you even decide to return my affections, last time I saw you you hardly even wanted a hug."

2015-10-12 09:57:05

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"Well, yes and no." I put it back in my pocket. "Don't worry about it."

2015-10-12 09:57:44

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"The whole massive paradigm shift is a little offsetting, c'mon, spit it out."

2015-10-12 09:58:15

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"I said 'don't worry about it'"

2015-10-12 09:58:48

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"Nope. Worrying."

2015-10-12 09:59:44

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"Not telling."

2015-10-12 09:59:58

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"Tell meeeeeeee."

2015-10-12 10:00:31

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"Nope."

2015-10-12 10:00:50

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"What is it? Got sick of it and just decided to humor me?"

2015-10-12 10:01:19

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"Possibly."

2015-10-12 10:01:45

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"I'm taking that as a no. Brainwashed?"

2015-10-12 10:02:03

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"Nope."

2015-10-12 10:02:46