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I smiled at him. Oh this was going to be good. "Long enough for me to have some wonderful news for you." I twirled one of the ends of my hair.

2015-07-03 07:47:54

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"News, huh? Like what?" This had to be good. Terezi lived with all of the little shits, so she'd have some great dirt. Well, except the psycho, but he gets up to his own trouble.

2015-07-03 07:50:00

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"Well, where should I start? Small and go big or big and go small?"

2015-07-03 07:52:08

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"Build up to it. Save the best for last."

2015-07-03 07:52:48

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"Well, I met Alastor's crazy face here a few days ago." I started to pace around him. "He's a rather odd character. If you want to murder him, don't strangle him. He gets off on that."

2015-07-03 07:54:48

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"That sicko? Nah, if I kill him, it'll be quick and dirty. But who do we know who /isn't/ an 'odd character'? Anyway, he didn't try anything, did he?" Gets off on it? Gross. Even weirder than Dameien.

2015-07-03 07:57:43

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"Well he tried crossing some boundaries that should never be crossed" Yes, the ass was a boundary. Nope. No one touches. Not ever. "Next is that the aggravating angel tried to kiss me."

2015-07-03 08:01:00

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"Then yep, he's dead next time I -- wait. Wait, wait wait wait. /Pretty bird/? Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?" I wasn't sure whether to laugh in disbelief or roar and find a doll of him to tear into tiny pieces.

2015-07-03 08:03:20

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"Unfortunately, no. Why would I joke about that. He's too much of a coward to be my type, but, from what I've seen he's not interested in Anndrea anymore."

2015-07-03 08:05:36

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"HE FUCKING BETTER BE. SERIOUSLY? DAMN, BET SHE'S IN A RIGHT STATE ABOUT THAT!" I ungritted my teeth to laugh bitterly. She deserved it. He deserved something too, but it looked like he had yet to get his just desserts. I'd be happy to deliver.

2015-07-03 08:09:50

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"Well he moved onto someone a little more....bloody. If you catch my drift."

2015-07-03 08:11:23

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Wait. /What/? "BLOOD-N-GUTS? NO WAY. HOW'S THE KID TAKING /THAT/??"

2015-07-03 08:14:21

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"He doesn't know. Anndrea kicked them out yesturday, and that's not even the best part."

2015-07-03 08:16:56

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"KICKED OUT? AS IF THAT ISN'T GREAT ENOUGH."

2015-07-03 08:17:53

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I grinned. "He's dying. Terezi and him both are."

2015-07-03 08:18:33

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Dying. Again? Seriously? You have got to be...HA. HAHAHAHA. I burst out laughing. this was great! That asshole was finally getting what was coming to him! Then I processed the rest of the sentence. "....HOLD IT. HER TOO? FUCK NO."

2015-07-03 08:22:42

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"Yes. Her too. They're dying together."

2015-07-03 08:23:25

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"THAT'D BE THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED IN THIS NECK OF THE WOODS EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT /YOU'D BE FUCKING GOING DOWN WITH HER/."

2015-07-03 08:24:06

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"Yes, /but/, if I /someway/ find a way to get out, then I won't have that problem. Or if they find the cure to ...whatever the hell is happening to them, but lets face it, that won't happen."

2015-07-03 08:26:24

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"THEN GET OUT. GET OUT RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME SATAN I'LL DRAG YOU OUT MYSELF."

2015-07-03 08:31:11

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"I'M TRYING! At least, I think I am. These things don't come with instructions, you know."

2015-07-03 08:33:16

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"DO CRAZY SHIT. STABBING OTHERS OR YOURSELF DOESN'T WORK THOUGH, BELIEVE ME I TRIED."

2015-07-03 08:37:36

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"WELL I CAN'T POSSES HER. SHE'S TOO FUCKING INSANE TO HANDLE RIGHT NOW"

2015-07-03 08:40:56

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"THAT JUST MAKES IT EASIER. SERIOUSLY."

2015-07-03 08:41:38

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"NOT WHEN ALL SHE THINKS ABOUT IS FUCKING CHEERIOS AND MAKING OUT:

2015-07-03 08:44:32