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Terezi frowned. "Oh noooooo. Tassek found out." No, no, no! Go away. "Tell him that he's being silly and needs to go away."

2015-07-06 08:54:48

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"You're being silly, go away, go be mean to somebody else." "Fuck no, where are you?" "Buying clothes!" He was happy to reply to this with a grin. "What, why??" "Because why not." "I have all sorts of why nots, /where are you?!/" "I'm not sure, not the clothing aisle I think."

2015-07-06 08:57:44

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Clothing isle? Where would that be. She looked around and frowned. "All I see is soup Seccy-dear. Do we need soup?"

2015-07-06 09:00:12

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"I don't think so. You wouldn't be able to eat it, so no?" "Eat what?" "Soup!" "...you're buying clothes but you're looking at soup." "We can't find them anywhere though, there's only a lot of soup!" "...you /fucking idiot/. I don't care if you're sick or hallucinatory, no one's that stupid. YOU'RE IN A GODDAMN SOUP STORE!"

Wow, this job was shit. Even compared to everything else, and that included the hardware store where they wouldn't let me touch anything. Who opened a store that sold nothing but /soup/? The customers were hardly abundant. Since it was dead as the depths of psycho's soul at the moment, I'd started building a can fort. Fuck yeah. No one could reach me in here. I heard loud voices from the door and poked my head up to get a glance at who the hell was causing such a ruckus for no good reason this late at night. So it was only like 7, who gave a fuck, it was still too late for this shit. Wait. What the everloving /hell/? It was pretty bird and Blood-N-Guts. But candy-coated. To the extreme. Seccy looked like an Icee machine spilled on his head (I know from experience what that looks like okay) and Blood-borne might've stuck her own head in a cotton candy spinner. They had these crazy, really creepy grins on their faces. Fuck. Fuck. What're you doing here? Get the fuck out. Something about a dress? They were holding hands. Even I knew that was screwed-up. Cally'd said they were crazy, but I didn't think it'd be this bad. Don't come near me, I want fuck-all to do with this. I ducked back behind the pile of cans, only high enough to hide everything but my bright red curls, A FUCKING NEON SIGN RIGHT THERE SCREAMING "HEY LOOK, HERE'S THE RELATIVELY INNOCENT BYSTANDER JUST WAITING TO GET ATTACKED BY THE CRAZY SQUAD, PICK HIM, PICK HIM!", FUCK EVERYTHING!!

2015-07-07 08:36:36

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Terezi frowned. "Seeeeee?! He's shouting again." She could hear him clear as day. "This is why I think you're better for me, Seculus. You're not mean."

2015-07-07 08:41:35

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"I'm nooot, and he's hurting my ear. You're being silly, Tassek, you should get out and enjoy yourself more." He folded the phone and stuck it back in his pocket, not even hanging up. The speaker was cut off, rendering it mostly silent, but Tassek continued to yell a mixture of obscenities and desperate orders to "GET BACK HERE" into his end.

2015-07-07 08:51:00

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Terezi giggled. "Oh just ignore him. He's a butthead." She turned her head and saw curly hair. "SWEETIE IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?!"

2015-07-07 08:51:57

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FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK THEY SAW ME. "I THINK IT IS!! GINGER???" WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 'ARSE' HALF OF THAT NICKNAME?! I WAS RIGHT, HE SERIOUSLY /HAS/ LOST IT! I spun and pinned my back against the counter and wall of cans, huddling as low as I could. Maybe they'd forget about me somehow, I DON'T KNOW.

2015-07-07 08:58:41

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She took his hand. "MAYBE HE CAN TELL US ABOUT THE SOUP" She then started moving towards the sanest male here.

2015-07-07 09:00:45

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THAT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL. "NO I CAN'T I CAN TELL YOU NOTHING ABOUT THE SOUP NOW GO THE FUCK AWAY!" "Gingeeeer, language!" "FUCK YOU, CANDY CANE!" I shot up, vaulted the counter, and grabbed some cans to use as self defense. YOU AIN'T CORNERIN' ME TODAY, BITCHES.

2015-07-07 09:04:17

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Terezi stopped before Louhkie decided it was a good time to throw the cans. "Why if /everyone/ so mean today?" She asked. "First Cale, then Tassek, now Louhkie." She looked to Seculus. "I should of taken you with me when I left. Everyone here is so meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan."

2015-07-07 09:06:12

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Not only was that whining annoying as hell, but it made me reconsider her lung capacity. At least they had enough common sense left to not make me fight them though, and that gave me something of an idea. Seccy looked back at her with a frown. "You should've, then you wouldn't have even needed to come back. You could've just turned me and they'd have left you alone." Scratch that, all common sense they once possessed went out the window with whatever eight bottles of hair dye they emptied to get those shades. And wing dye. What the fuck. But maybe I could still reason with her using whatever twisted logic she was using now. I lowered the cans slightly, letting my body un-tense enough to make it look like I was being friendly. "I'M NOT MEAN. 'COURSE, GOLDIE AND THE KID ARE THOUGH. YOU WANT MORE NICE PEOPLE, YOU SHOULD LET CALLY JOIN THE FUN, BET YOU'D BOTH HAVE A BALL WITH THAT." "Calypso?? Oh, she'd certainly have fun with thiiis!"

2015-07-07 09:15:57

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"But that I'd have to go away, and I don't wanna go awayyy. My Seculus needs me." She pouted. "And then I'll be sad if she comes out and doesn't go back like she wants to."

2015-07-07 09:18:23

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"/YOUR/ SECULUS, WHAT THE FUCK DOES --" I caught myself. If I wasn't careful, would they attack or something? I was having none of that shit. It didn't look like Cally was getting out that way. "Truue. Her Seculus means her Seculus, and she's my Terezi, and I don't think you're telling the truth about not being mean." Aaah, shit. Distraction! "THEN I BET PSY -- REN WOULD LOVE TO TALK TO YOU! YOU SOUND JUST LIKE HIM!" "What about a distraction?" OH SHIT, COULD HE DO THAT AGAIN?? SINCE WHEN?!! I WAS SO VERY BONED. "I told you, language." FUCK. YOU!!!

2015-07-07 09:24:52

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"Wait, distraction?" He didn't say that. "Are you like, reading minds again!?! Oh my God, that is sooooooooo cool. Quick! What am I thinking about?" Of course she was thinking about something silly like rainbows and kissing him. Mostly kissing him.

2015-07-07 09:27:55

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He answered by picking her up and kissing her. It /was/ cool! Everything was falling into place for him! Who knows, maybe he and Terezi would become someone else's conscience after they died, and they could be together forever!!

Well, that worked for a distraction, I guess. Damn, the kid was /not/ going to be happy once he heard about all this. Not that it would matter, they'd both be dead anyway. Go out in a blaze of glory and all that, I guess. Speaking of which, I still needed a way to get Cally out, but it didn't look like I'd be able to manage that by just talking to her. They were way too far gone. But I seriously did think psycho might be able to get through to them a little better, and hopefully the now all-powerful and completely bonkers god of Slushies would catch that. I scooted away sideways, carefully setting down the cans before making a mad dash for the door.

2015-07-07 09:35:46

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She kissed him back. Okay, so he could read her mind. That was awesome! Now he could take the guess work out of her emotions. They wouldn't have to hide anything!

But of course, she had to pull away. "Oh no, he's getting away!" Terezi cried out."Seccy, stop him! He might tell Tassek!"

2015-07-07 09:40:39

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OH SHIT OH SHIT OH NO. He put her down and came after me, but I managed to squirrel-scramble out of his reach and out the door, into the night. FUCK ALL OF THAT. No way was I telling him either, I didn't want to end up dead.

2015-07-07 09:54:20

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She rushed with him to the door, and noticed that Louhkie had already fucked off to high hell. "He got away." She frowned.

2015-07-07 09:55:21

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Zane was wandering around after his shift at work. He didn't feel like going home just yet, Cale seemed stressed and it was a nice night out anyway. Though he seemed to be getting the sniffles. Maybe because he didn't own a jacket that fit him, which was less pathetic than it sounded considering the sizes available for such things.

2015-07-07 10:10:23

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Ivory, on the other hand, was taking one of her usual walks. It wasn't like Lance needed her at the shop anyway. Yeah, she really could be a bother sometimes. She kept her hands in the pockets of her jacket, hood up. It hid her figure really well, considering it was indeed, a mens jacket. The night air blew gently, causing some strands of her long hair to blow in the breeze.

2015-07-07 10:14:48

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He was kind of zoning out, eyes on the sky and expression blank. Some of the clouds had cleared away after the last snowfall, and now he could make out some stars. Their distance always disoriented him when he tried to focus on the twinkling lights, but they were also very pretty, so he didn't mind.

2015-07-07 10:20:08

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She kept her eyes on the road, glancing at every person who passed her. Usually, she looked at the stars, but after some events she learned quickly to keep her eyes on the people in New York. Of course, this meant she saw a familiar figure before the other person even noticed her. "Zane?" She called out, a small smile appearing on her face.

2015-07-07 10:23:11

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He heard his name and blinked back to reality, glancing around. "Ah, what, who is..." His face remained expressionless until his gaze caught on Ivory and it brightened a bit. "...oh, hello."

2015-07-07 10:25:56

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She lowered her hood. He was a safe person. At least she assumed so. "I didn't expect to see you out here." She spoke as she removed her hands from her pockets. "Just go out of work?"

2015-07-07 10:29:06