Cherubplay

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"Cause breaking people's legs make them move faster. I like your logic."

2015-05-19 00:07:00

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"I do believe logic left quite some time ago. I think you just missed them."

2015-05-19 00:13:01

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"I'm surprised they visited this place at all. You live in a fucking forest right next to NYC, how's that for reasonable."

2015-05-19 00:14:36

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"Well cities must end somewhere."

2015-05-19 00:20:38

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"Like at the apocalypse. Or wherever you run out of gas."

2015-05-19 00:21:44

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"Precisely. Now, are you going to stand there like an idiot or are you going to come inside so I can explain what the hell is going to happen?"

2015-05-19 00:25:01

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So long as he didn't plan on biting my head off, which was more realistic than it sounded. "I'm standing here like a boss, not an idiot. A very cold boss. So yeah." This suit definitely wasn't alpaca fur. "Problem is you're in the doorway."

2015-05-19 00:40:32

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He moved. Well, this fucker was as sassy as hell.

...Spyders liked him the best right now.

2015-05-19 00:42:06

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You got that right, bitch. Outta the way. I moved inside and shut the door behind me. Yup, same door. It was quaking on its hinges, I'm sure.

2015-05-19 00:45:33

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"So I'm going to assume you know how angels and devils escape bodies right. Doing something against their nature an all."

2015-05-19 00:47:08

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WHY DOES NOBODY EXPLAIN THESE THINGS. GODDAMMIT. "I sure do now. What about it? Wait, don't tell me, you're secretly a devil and you cleaned up a piece of litter."

2015-05-19 00:49:32

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"Nah, just figure you should know. Especially there are more of you. Plenty more."

2015-05-19 00:50:52

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"Fucking joy. Figured. Already met one, after all. Yours, I think."

2015-05-19 00:52:00

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"Adorable. He left ages ago. I'm still cleaning up his mess. But they like to be hunters as well."

2015-05-19 00:54:10

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"That /does/ sound like an entertaining job. You get to run around and kill shit and everything. Of course, the same could be said for shut-in gamers."

2015-05-19 00:56:08

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"Awe, you know the other one too then. It's wonderful they both left, my minds never been clearer."

2015-05-19 00:57:42

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"Almost got to stab him, unfortunately, my newest little problem had better morals than that."

2015-05-19 00:58:34

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"Well you're about to have a fuck load of newest little problems soon. They'll be here within a week for Terezi."

2015-05-19 01:04:16

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"I'll have to expand the closet. Cause we're going to need to hide a lot of bodies."

2015-05-19 01:06:09

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"I'm sure we can find a bunch of catacombs under the city."

2015-05-19 01:10:24

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"Every self-respecting city has those, and if not, it's because they're already full. I'll get right on it."

2015-05-19 01:16:56

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"Make sure to be secretive about it. Don't want to alert too big of a crowd."

2015-05-19 01:17:48

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"I am discreet as fuck." I smoothed back my curly carrot hair. Discreet. As. Fuck.

2015-05-19 01:37:04

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"As discreet as ripping my damn door off?"

2015-05-19 01:37:33

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"Hell yeah. That one called for a dramatic entrance."

2015-05-19 03:28:30