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"Painkillers sound good. Maybe I'll have some with a doughnut." He nods, sighing in delight. "I feel like a fucking prince all up in this shit with how I'm being treated, damn."
2015-08-27 02:41:24 -
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He smiled, cuddling him for a bit. "Sorry to disappoint but I'm the prince. You're just my knight." He grinned, kissing him. "You're also gonna have to get off me so i can get doughnuts an' painkillers."
2015-08-27 02:45:18 -
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"Will do. If a knight is treated this royally and spoiled like this, I'm so up to be your knight. I'll even wash your socks as a bonus." He returns the kiss with a smile, nearly gleeful and child-like.
Dave groans a little, but nods, moving to get on the couch again, keeping the complaints to a minimum. "Also bring me water please, I don't swallow them dry."
2015-08-27 02:47:33 -
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He almost commented on the smile on Dave's face, but he might drop it so he just smiled back at him. He'd be saving that imagine away.
He gave him a quick kiss in return for getting off of his lap. He headed to the bathroom first, then to the kitchen to get water and doughnuts. He handed the water and painkillers to Dave, settling beside him on the couch.
2015-08-27 02:49:52 -
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As soon as he was back, Dave hopped back on Eridan's lap, taking the painkillers. Now that he has found out Eridan's potential as a teddy-bear-chair, he will probably never stop this. Plus he was taller and Dave could get forehead kisses like that. "Thanks." He kisses his cheek, putting the water to the side, and then reaching for the doughnut.
2015-08-27 02:52:15 -
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He snickered when Dave ended up back in his lap, kissing him quickly before just resting back. His hands were on his hips and he rubbed his thumb there, despite it being through layers of clothing. He reached for a doughnut, going for the cinnamon glazed one.
2015-08-27 02:54:21 -
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He leans against his shoulder as he nibbles on the doughnut, quickly finding out this one was filled with a sweet lemon-y type of jelly. Nice. He still has that innocent look on his face, and though it's most likely not the case, it looks like Dave has dropped his mask for good. "I am the best random doughnut chooser." He mutters.
2015-08-27 02:56:50 -
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"You are. You are the very best. Whenever I need someone to choose doughnuts for me, i'll come to you." He kissed his cheek, nuzzling a second later. Eridan seemed to be permanently wearing a small careful smile now, and it widened whenever Dave looked at him or kissed hum or did anything. He wasn't even aware he was doing it.
2015-08-27 02:59:00 -
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He resisted the urge to laugh as his cheek was nuzzled, deciding to be a bit more adult-ish than that and just kissing his nose in return. "I'm bomb with coffee, bomb with doughnuts, god damn it's just explosions all up in this place."
2015-08-27 03:00:50 -
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""I love you." He kissed him, smiling against his lips. "Don't explode too much please. It's too much cleaning up for me to do." He grinned, taking another bite of the doughnut.
2015-08-27 03:09:19 -
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He smiled a bit wider once he got kissed. "I love you too, but bro, you don't have any right to talk about my explosions when yours send every sheet to the laundry room." He wiggled his brow mockingly before eating more of his own.
2015-08-27 03:10:38 -
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He went violet along his cheeks, huffing at him and nipping at his lips. "Shut up. That was all your doing." He finished off his doughnut, fins wiggling a bit.
2015-08-27 03:15:35 -
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He laughed a little, though not mocking him, just amused. "Damn right it's all my doing. Also I got your first time with you fucking yourself, want to share something about that experience?" He teased, still nibbling on his own.
2015-08-27 03:17:14 -
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If possible, he went even violet-er. He puffed a breath at him, fins still wiggling. "It is mortally embarrassing now. Plus you wouldn't even be able to understand what it felt like seeing as you're unable to fuck yourself."
2015-08-27 03:21:45 -
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Dave grinned slyly, looking pretty smug. "Well it seemed to feel pretty good back then. You're fucking huge, kinda surprised you took it all honestly. Even if you were meant for that type of bendy long tentacle dick. But I can imagine that it's a vicious cycle of pleasuring yourself with every motion."
2015-08-27 03:23:50 -
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He let go off his hips to hide his face with his hands, fins wiggling. "Shut up! God Dave!" He scowled at him, whining softly. "An' for your information it was actually painful at the start. It's a sorta fucking painful an' odd feeling. You ever taken a bulge up the ass Dave?"
2015-08-27 03:28:31 -
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Dave laughed a little harder, kissing the back of one of his hands as some sort of apology. "Yes, on multiple occasions. Sometimes I've also woken up with an ass full of troll jizz. Which let me tell you, was fucking weird the first time it happened."
2015-08-27 03:29:55 -
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"You ever taken a highblood bulge up your ass?" He kissed him quickly, still looking embarrassed and huffy. "Also that's pretty rude. It's generally courtesy to clean up your fuck partner."
2015-08-27 03:34:26 -
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"I told you I haven't gone past teal, so, not really. Also I was drunk, so." He returned the kiss, not helping a soft laughter at how quick he was to pull back. "And eh, one night stands, can't really expect much out of those."
2015-08-27 03:36:01 -
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"You'd look pretty good perched on mine I bet." He snarked, snickering and actually meaning nothing by it. He kissed him again, slowly even as he reached up to flick his nose once he'd pulled away. "'M kidding. An' still, it's courtesy. You don't just leave the guy with an' ass full of material. That's just gross."
2015-08-27 05:56:24 -
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Dave rolls his eyes, smirking softly as he finished his doughnut. He did whine when his nose was flicked though, as he wasn't expecting it. "And an awkward limp each time I walk."
2015-08-27 12:16:39 -
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He puffed a breath at him, kissing his nose quickly before reaching for another doughnut. "How to spot the guy who had fun the night before. Limping, check." He snickered, nuzzling his jaw.
2015-08-27 12:18:20 -
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He snorts, but laughs a bit as well. "Probably, I can't remember half the times I did it though." He shrugs. He'd end up drinking "for courage" and not remembering shit sometimes.
2015-08-27 12:22:40 -
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"Benefits of liquid courage. Wipes all inhibitions, doubts an' forever clears the mind of activities done during the intoxication of the substance." He smiled, taking a bite of his doughnut and pecking his lips once he'd finished chewing.
2015-08-27 12:24:50 -
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He nods solemnly. "I wouldn't have said it better myself."
He reaches for the last doughnut, taking a bite out of it. "Liquid courage however doesn't wipe out the liquid cons of troll sex."
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