Cherubplay

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"I love you too babe." He keeps kissing along his cheeks. "But if you could like. Go change your pants, so that I can get rid of Dave Jr over here, that would be really nice." He pecks his lips.

2015-09-14 21:53:30

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"You didn't get off?" How rude of him, he pushed himself up to stand, keeping a hand on Dave's shoulder as he turned to look at him. Eww that felt gross. Fucking useless ass bulge.

"Do you want my help?" Dunno how he was gonna do it but that's twice now that he's gotten off and Dave hasn't. Not really fair here.

2015-09-14 21:57:37

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"I don't really want to jizz in my pants, but I could have." He snickers, just shrugging. "You don' have to, just go shower, your pants are forever ruined." He kisses him between his eyes. "It's just a boner."

2015-09-14 21:58:48

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"Yeah but this is like twice I've gotten off and you haven't. The unfair scales are showing." He leaned down to kiss him, nuzzling his cheek a little. "I wanna help. You just happen to be too good for your own sake and get people off faster than you can get off." He grinned, nudging at his forehead.

2015-09-14 22:01:57

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"Well, I mean, your bulge was just too greedy man. Otherwise it would have worked out fine." He snickers, pecking his lips. "But alright, that's cool if you want to help." He reached down to unzip his pants, sighing in relief.

2015-09-14 22:03:23

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He just headbutted him lightly, rolling his eyes. "I'd say you could fuck me but no, gross." He pulled a face, because who the fuck would want to do someone who technically already did themselves? He nuzzled his jaw, settling his hands on his knees as he kissed him. "What do you want me to do."

2015-09-14 22:05:14

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"Yeah, you're kinda full of goop. Purple goop." He pulled a face as well. Dave reached for his hair, petting it. "I'm... not too sure really. I guess a handjob will do." He shrugs.

2015-09-14 22:06:23

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"It's gross and all your fault." He grinned, shifting until he was sort of sitting astride one leg. His bulge hadn't retracted yet and he was slightly grateful, that shits messy to clean. "Warning, my hands are cold as fuck." He reached down, a little hesitant because human dick? What do?

2015-09-14 22:10:57

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"I hear that a lot." He grins, tugging his boxers down as well.

"Oh god, stop that right the fuck now." He slaps his hands. "No ice near the dicky. Gimme that." He holds one of his hands between both of his own, and starts rubbing it to warm it up.

2015-09-14 22:14:09

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He snickered, nuzzling his neck as he let Dave warm up his hands. "Are you sure you don't want ice near your dick? I heard it's good for you." He laughed, kissing his jaw as he curled his fingers in Dave's grip and squeezed his hand.

2015-09-14 22:18:49

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"Fuck no, if I wanted to get rid of my boner with something cold I'd take a cold shower." He rolls his eyes, smiling a bit. "You can save the ice for everywhere else." He squeezed his hand a bit as well, starting to feel it getting warm.

2015-09-14 22:20:27

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"That'd be getting rid of it one way." He pulled his hand out of his grip once he was sure it was warm. He wrinkled his nose a little, "now that feels weird. Having warm hands is weird." He kissed his jaw again, resting his cheek on his shoulder. "You're gonna have to guide me here, never jacked a guy off before. They usually did that job for me."

2015-09-14 22:23:35

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He snickers, a bit, and keeps one hand over Eridan's to guide it to his cock. "It's pretty much just grabbing it and pumping. We are not complicated creatures, and our dicks don't move." He squeezed Eridan's hand a bit, so that he'd have a soft grip around his dick, and moved it.

2015-09-14 22:25:48

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He nuzzled at his neck a little, smiling slightly even as he rolled his eyes. "You are a very complicated creature, your dick just isn't." He snickered, grazing his teeth over his neck as he started moving his hand.

2015-09-14 22:28:45

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"Fair point. I'll take it." He smiles a little, his lips parting with a soft gasp once he feels his teeth again.

2015-09-14 22:30:47

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He smiled, quiet now as he worked his hand slowly over his dick. It felt weird, nothing like a bulge but yet sort of similar.

Humans are weird.

He hummed softly, tightening his grip slightly as he mouthed at his neck again.

2015-09-14 22:32:18

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He let go of Eridan's hand, letting him do his magic, and wrapped his arms around his neck instead. "Fuck, keep going.." He mutters, licking his dry lips.

2015-09-14 22:34:06

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He grinned, adding a little bit of teeth into his mouthing mix. His hand moved a little faster, his thumb swiping over the head of his dick on the upstroke. "Don't you look pretty like this." His voice was a low murmur against his neck. "You should see your face."

2015-09-14 22:36:49

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He hums in delight, trembling a little once his thumb rubs over his slit, his hips bucking ever so slightly.

He can't help but laugh softly. "You can't see it either, your face is shoved against my neck." He mutters with a smug grin.

2015-09-14 22:38:59

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"Technically no, my face is in close vicinity of your neck so I can bite and suck and mark as I please. I happened to look at you and yes, you look sexy as fuck right now." He grinned, thumbing at the head again as he bit lightly at his neck.

2015-09-14 22:41:09

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He shook his head, laughing a little again, but the laughter was replaced with another sweet little gasp. "Good to know, gotta... gotta always look on point." He mutters, getting distracted.

2015-09-14 22:42:57

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He snickered, twisting his hand a little now on the upstroke, just to experiment. "Shut up Dave." He moved a little so he could kiss him properly, smirking into the kiss as he moved his hand a little faster.

2015-09-14 22:47:39

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He sighs in delight, clinging to Eridan a bit as he returned the kiss. He bucked his hips into his hand, making soft groans.

2015-09-14 22:50:22

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He nipped at his lips, smiling a little as he tugged and moved his hand over him. "C'mon. If I had to be loud for you, you gotta be loud for me."

2015-09-14 22:51:22

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Dave smiles a little, huffing a laugh. "You gotta make me be loud."

2015-09-14 23:00:21