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"We could try it after I do some research on it, if its supposed to feel that good. As long as I know how not to fuck it up. And have you ever do he other one before?"

He blinks. "Shut the fuck up."

2015-08-09 02:39:35

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"You'd do it?" He couldn't deny that he was utterly curious about it all. Plus here was someone who'd didn't sound completely opposed to the idea. He'd let Dave do it in a heartbeat if he was quite honest. "What other one?"

"Highblood perks." He just kept looking smug, dropping his arms down to rest on the table top again.

2015-08-09 02:52:40

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"Hell yeah I would. Dave nodded. "If you want to try it, why wouldn't I?"

"I was asking if you ever fucked yourself but.... that thing is a monster, I'm having second thoughts. I don't think anybody can take that, those are thick as fuck."

2015-08-09 02:55:42

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He grinned at him, fins wiggling a bit. "You might wanna do some research on it then. An' I guess i might wanna do some myself."

"No I haven't fucked myself. I've contemplated it but didn't do it. Mainly because if anyone found out I'd be called more of a desperate bastard than I was." He shrugged, smiling a bit at him. "It's only thick at the base. Ain't you even seen a bulge before? Or have you only been acquainted with lower caste bulges. Highblood ones cane be thin an' long, or just tapered towards the end an' long."

2015-08-09 02:59:32

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"Well highbloods don't really do much porn. Highest I've seen is a teal blood, though I'm sure there are higher ones." He shrugged again

2015-08-09 03:02:17

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"Teal huh." He tapped his finger against the desk. "yeah highblood's aren't really prone to doing pornos. It's a respect thing I guess."

2015-08-09 03:03:22

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"Understandable. But they haven't been that big. Just porno dick sized for the most part."

2015-08-09 03:05:09

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"Well, trolls have more control over their bulge than humans have over dicks. Odds on most porno trolls don't let their full bulge out. Might scare any human watches off."

2015-08-09 03:06:01

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"Can you do that?" He rose a brow. "Doesnt it all just naturally come out?"

2015-08-09 03:07:38

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He nodded, "to an extent at least. For organised shit like a scene or a porno then yeah we can control it to some extent. Other times absolutely no control. Depends on the company I guess." He grinned at him, raising an eyebrow slightly.

2015-08-09 03:24:50

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Dave laughed softly, shaking his head. "So if you get Godzilla at the first try its a good sign. Noted. I think I'll manage.:

2015-08-09 03:30:54

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He snickered, fins wiggling a bit. "It's not exactly Godzilla, but whatever floats your boat Dave." He shook his head, running his hand through his hair.

"Your turn."

2015-08-09 03:32:58

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"Yeah whatever you say yo, but something bigger than my forearm is pretty damn big."

"Hhm. I don't know. I pass, your turn."

2015-08-09 07:10:43

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He just rolled his eyes, laughing softly.

"Rude asshole. Fine. Why did you want to work in a coffee shop?"

2015-08-09 07:24:44

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Dave smiled, starting to eat the dorito crumbs at the bottom of the pack.

"Aradia works there and she's awesome. We just happened to get different shifts. It's also pretty easy for me, or at least tolerable. Yeah, I think tolerable applies best, sometimes you're just jiggling orders back and forth. And I get employer's discount in everything."

"What's your opinion on suits?"

2015-08-09 07:29:19

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"Huh. Aradia's different to you though, seeing as it's hers or whatever." He rolled his eyes, "employer's discount on everything? Does this mean I can mooch off you for discount prices on all the good shit?" He grinned.

"Suits? Like, me in a suit or other people in suits. Because I know I look good in a suit. Suits are just suits. But on attractive people they suddenly becoming much more appealing." He grinned at him.

"Why?"

2015-08-09 07:32:56

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"Well I'd rather you didn't, or I might get in a bit of trouble." He snickers. "You can afford everything you ass, even the store if you wanted to."

"I fucking love suits. I have a tailored one in red, it's the most beautiful fucking thing I've ever witnessed with my eyeballs. What kind of suit do you have? Traditional?"

2015-08-09 07:37:06

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He laughed, nodded. "Yeah I probably could. But I happen to like the place without it being under my ownership, so I think I'll just continue to annoy you."

"Yeah traditional. It's a nice black. High class an' everything. Perfectly tailored to me." He grinned a bit, fins flicking as he turned back to his laptop. "I actually think I have a photo. There was a fancy dinner I was invited to, per cursory invite an' it required photos being taken." He found the photo and sent it through. He looked good in the suit.

2015-08-09 07:42:32

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He nodded in approval at the image, shifting to sit up. He looked kinda out of place because of the violet lock of hair, but otherwise, he liked what he was seeing. It wasn't like his own piercings and the fact that his suit is red didn't make Dave himself stick out like a sore thumb. "Looking good Ampora. I never had a good chance to wear the suit, I just got it because suits are a lifestyle." He smirks, sending Eridan a picture of him in his suit in return, just one taken in the mirror, polished dress shoes and everything.

2015-08-09 07:46:04

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He smiled appreciatively at the photo, resting his chin on his hand. "You an' I should go out to some high class restaurant in suits an' make snippy comments on the rest of the patrons while eating overly priced food." He grinned, snickering softly. "It'd be fun."

"Your turn. An' no pass for you Strider."

2015-08-09 07:49:11

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"I don't know dude, my wallet is telling me no, but my suit is telling me please." He shook his head, smiling. "Either way I'll consider you're asking me out on a date."

"Nah man, your turn, I asked what kind of suit you have." He grins.

2015-08-09 07:53:29

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"It'll be my treat. Date four. My wallet's telling me it needs to get out an' see something more interesting than everyday coffee, despite how hot the maker is." He grinned at him, raising a brow.

"Fine. Why red? You sound like you have a heap of red clothes an' stuff, yet you dislike that your eyes are red."

2015-08-09 07:56:24

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"Alright, fourth date at the fancy restaurant right after the one when we had Chinese takeout. Perfect." He felt a little bad for asking Eridan to pay for him, but he could easily blow half of his pay-check on a fancy place.

"I like the colour red, I dont, however, like being mocked. Easy. Also I think you'd look better in a vest rather than in a full suit."

"whats your favourite colour?" Oh boy that was a hard one.

2015-08-09 08:10:21

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"I'll spoil you rotten." He grinned, laughing softly. He'd make sure to pay for everything, not letting Dave pay a single cent. Fourth date spoils, it's the rule.

He was already looking through his photos by the time Dave finished his sentence, sending through a photo of him in a black vest over a dark violet button up with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows and the first button undone. "What, like this kind of vest?"

"Violet. Duh." He rolled his eyes almost mockingly, snickering a bit. "Most shades of violet, though I have an appreciation for colours in general. Like sunset colours. Or sunrise. blends of colours."

"What's your favourite meal? That's not takeaway."

2015-08-09 08:31:33

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He nodded, staring at the picture for a bit. "That's exactly what I'm talking about. Looks good."

"Well you could be like Jade. She types in green, and her eyes are green, but her favourite colour is blue." He shrugs.

"Mh. Good question. I mostly eat takeaway now, but... breakfast foods. Like pancakes, muffins, that type of stuff. How about yours?"

2015-08-09 08:37:17