Cherubplay

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"The one with the grey simple is the asshole from this morning." His expression soured a bit and he glanced up at his own laptop. The photo was still open of all of them, and he stared at it for a bit before shutting the folder completely. "Don't let on that I'm the one who shared these photos with you. If anything, say it was some yellow font that sent you the file because he wanted you to laugh at what I looked like as a kid."

2015-08-08 06:43:57

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"Oh. Well he does look like a grumpy little shit. Sorry" A cute grumpy little shit. "Nah I'm kidding you man, I'm not gonna show these beauties to anyone. Who's the nerd with the double horns by the way? Hahah, holy shit he has a bowl cut. Eridan, Eridan he has a bowl cut, who the fuck has bowl cuts? Hold on."

Now he had to repay him.

He looked for a folder in his computer, finding one titled. "selfies". He sighed a little before sending it, material from the age of 8 to 13 or something being there. "There you go. Now you can laugh too. Don't comment on the oversized pointy shades though." Sometimes bigger shades appeared that werent his own, those were Bro's. He stole them sometimes at night to take pictures. There's also one there of Dave with Bro's gloves, hat, shades, and the polo that looked like a dress.

2015-08-08 06:47:50

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He scowled, rolling his eyes. "That's Sollux. The shitty yellow text who messages with double i's an' 2's replacing s's." He huffed, but opened the folder from Dave. His expression immediately brightened, fins wiggling a bit as he cooed. "Aw don't you look cute. Who's shades are those? Are they yours? Do you have another pair of shades? Ones that look stupidly anime-ish?" He teased lightly, clicking through the photos.

2015-08-08 06:50:18

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"Uh. Yeah. Sure. They're absolutely mine." He grabbed his old pair from a drawer to show him, that was clearly smaller than the one in the pictures, before putting it back in the drawer. He couldn't say the camera loved him, though he sure loved the camera. He was all posing and shit in front of the mirror, the lil pimp. There's even that horrific period of time where he took pictures with the duck face. He keeps it because it's ironic.

2015-08-08 06:52:11

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He got to the photos with the duck face, and promptly started laughing. He ended up pressing a hand to his mouth to try and stop the laughter, fins wiggling wildly. "Oh, oh god Dave. You were one of those kids. Fucking duck faces. Oh my god you precious little boy. Fucking adorable you look so stupid." He laughed, dropping his forehead against the desk. He'd come across a photo with Dave holding up the peace sign and doing the most outrageous duck face with the funniest pose.

2015-08-08 06:54:11

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Dave covered his eyes with a grin, shaking his head at himself. "I was like twelve okay. I was twelve." He did laugh along though, because he shared his opinion. He looked utterly ridiculous. "I was a dumb little child. Enjoy."

2015-08-08 06:56:23

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"You're adorable. You look adorable." He grinned, clicking through the rest of the photos before he got to the start again. He shut the folder, turning his smile back to his phone. "We were both dumb children."

2015-08-08 06:58:52

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"Oh you should see the time when I had braces because of the gap between my front teeth." He shook his head with a deep sigh. "Honestly my laptop is full of so much blackmail that anyone could use against me. It's not even funny. I also have videos of some of my first times. First time smoking, first time drinking, first time swimming... anything, you got it." He shrugs. He really did love the camera. "Yeah, we were. But I have everything recorded, unlike you."

2015-08-08 07:01:54

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"You smoked too?" He raised a brow. He really didn't take Dave to be one who smoked. "I know there's a video of that one time I got high with Gamzee. That was an interesting experience." He pulled a face. "I was never really one to record stuff. I sucked using a camera an' who was I to show it to anyway? Until you showed your ugly mug I had no one to laugh over old photos with."

2015-08-08 07:06:58

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"Well I was a curious teenager with contacts and people that would enjoy getting me high ok. By contacts I mean I was cool with the dealer. Also its just a video of me coughing, the blunt was too packed with weed, too strong for a first time. Just wasted money. I did try again though, the first time getting high is also here somewhere."

"Well you should have predicted that my ugly mug would show around and would want to see yours!" He smirks

2015-08-08 07:11:35

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"I used to smoke cigarettes after Gamzee got me high. It wasn't enough to be high but the shit he's on is addicting as fuck, even after one time." He frowned, going back through the files until he found the video of himself getting high. He just looked and acted much more relaxed, more pleasant. He sent it through to Dave. "They all seemed to like me around more when I was high, even though I could remember what they were all saying an' stuff."

"I can't see the future, I didn't know what was going to happen."

2015-08-08 07:16:49

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He started watching the video as he spoke, cheek propped up on the palm of his hand. He took the chance to send him his own too, one of him high though, not coughing. He just looked relaxed and rambled a lot more, his rambling making 40% less sense than usual. He was also with a couple of older guys, none of his usual friends there. "You just found your chill here. You look exactly like in that pic I took." He teased, smirking.

2015-08-08 07:21:10

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"Whatever Dave." He watched the video, smiling a bit as he listened to him ramble. "At least in the pic I was somewhere pretty an' with much more pleasant company. Getting high with him is like a 50/50 chance of something bad happening, whether to yourself, or someone around you. I didn't like it too much once I got off that high." He'd starting smoking almost the next day, because of the burn of the high and the ache of not being on that high. It was stupidly dangerous stuff, and he knew why Gamzee kept on it. Cigarettes didn't really do anything for the ache, but it lowered the intensity of the need. Even if it made his gills burn.

2015-08-08 07:24:42

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"Eh, I have to say, after I tried weed I didn't do anything else. Getting relaxed like that was enough. Made me thirsty like a teenager watching porn though, I was hydrated as fuck while I smoked." He still does it sometimes when he makes new tracks, mostly when he's bored, but he doesn't do it often.

2015-08-08 07:28:37

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He just pulled a face, sticking his tongue out a bit in almost disgust. "I haven't tried weed myself, but after that experience I didn't really want to." He decided to change the subject, resting his chin on his hand now.

"It's your turn to ask a question." Even if it wasn't, it is now.

2015-08-08 07:30:19

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"Ugghhhh, can't it be your turn?" He pouts.

2015-08-08 07:32:25

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"Nope. I took the last turn remember? Plus I don't know any questions right now."

2015-08-08 07:34:49

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"Uuuuh... uuuuuuuuuh." He groaned a little. "Alright, how old were you when you lost it?"

2015-08-08 07:35:34

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"Lost it?" He rose a brow, having a vague idea what he was getting at but not completely sure. "Lost what? Gotta be a bit more specific."

2015-08-08 07:36:35

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"Your virginity I mean." He reached for more chips, making himself comfortable on the bed.

2015-08-08 07:37:34

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He rolled his eyes a bit at the question anyway, shaking his head a bit. "I dunno. I didn't exactly write it down like it was a trophy. Probably around... seven an' a half? Eight sweeps?"

"What about you princess?" He teased, tilting his head slightly.

2015-08-08 07:39:23

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"Seventeen, not too long ago." He shrugged. Just three years ago. "On my birthday, actually it was kinda cheesy. I only remember the time because of the birthday part."

"Was it nice? Awkward? Probably awkward huh." He laughed a little.

2015-08-08 07:44:12

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"Awkward as hell. More a one night stand really." He shrugged. He didn't remember too much about it, only who it was, and that they both had been extremely drunk. But, drunk Eridan remembers things better than not drunk Eridan, so he was stuck remembering who it was, and what happened after. His partner that night didn't remember a thing. Probably for the better.

"So you got the cheesy birthday stamp?" He grinned, teasing.

2015-08-08 07:46:11

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"Yup. It was also awkward as hell. We weren't even dating, jut a hook up." He shook his head. "She was pretty horrible too. I mean, I'm not saying I wasn't, I'm saying I didn't try to porno moan or dirty talk If I didn't know how to."

2015-08-08 07:49:19

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He laughed quietly, shaking his head. "Gotta hate those fakers." He shook his head, rolling his eyes. "Awkward losses for the win. Well, proper losses anyway." He moved his hand as though raising a glass, snickering. "Next question meme boy."

2015-08-08 07:51:39