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A little, but I'll deal. The current view is too cute to be mad at.

"Since when has that ever happened though, hm?" Yes, the rain was sudden.

2015-04-22 03:42:46

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.....dammit.

"Every so often. Not everything causes him to pass out for ten full minutes." I sat down on the coffee table. Legs like these were not meant for extended standing. "He's only been doing that recently. Stress, I suppose."

2015-04-22 03:45:35

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"I guess you're right." She crossed her legs. " If vampires trying to kill you didn't stress you out, I'd call you crazy."

2015-04-22 03:48:53

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Not entirely sure who this all-expansive 'you' is, but alright. "/Thank/ you. Now, other than that, I'd say things are going decently well between you two." I leaned forward attentively, resting my chin in my hands.

2015-04-22 03:51:52

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...Don't ever do that again, you look like a big dork you when do that.

"I beg to differ."Terezi responded. "This isn't exactly something you just come out in the open with."

2015-04-22 03:53:36

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I look like a big dork when I do /anything/ like this, your criticism is irrelevant.

"Of course not, I would never have expected you to be that bold so quickly, but for what the scenario is you're doing surprisingly well."

2015-04-22 03:56:51

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It's not criticism.

"What? A dance. That's not exactly Casanova, as I've last recalled."

2015-04-22 03:58:53

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Then what term would you use?

"Still, not half-bad. I think you're both getting there."

2015-04-22 04:00:19

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Teasing.

"And I think you're full of it. Well, stuffing in this case."

2015-04-22 04:01:37

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...oookay?

"Whatever. Please tell me you aren't going to be making puns the entire time I'm here."

2015-04-22 04:05:01

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What?

"Only when necessary." She smiled.

2015-04-22 04:05:49

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Just that you are very odd.

"That's comforting." Was I capable of smiling? I tried, though I'm not sure how much of an effect it had. "At the very least, try to make them good ones."

2015-04-22 04:09:04

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Of course I am. What was your first hint?

"No promises." She moved her feet to the couch.

2015-04-22 04:12:21

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Fluorescent pink fishnet armsleeves.

This table was horribly uncomfortable to sit on, even if I was made out of felt. I made a leap for the cushion and managed to pull and squirm my way up, settling on the arm of the couch. At least this was padded. "If you make a bad one, I'm going to have to improve upon it."

2015-04-22 04:16:26

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Exactly.

Terezi laughed. "I don't know what's funnier, you trying to improve puns or watching you in a doll squirming just to get on a couch."

2015-04-22 04:19:23

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"I wouldn't be having so much of an issue if these bloody wings worked." They twitched on my back, but that was all. Of course, it wasn't as if my real ones could do much more. "Basically, then, you find my difficulty hilarious."

2015-04-22 04:23:14

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"Oh, bite me." She turned to where she was lying on her stomach, chin resting on her palms."You're an angel is a doll's body, be surprised you can get it to work at all."

Ha,she showed you.

2015-04-22 04:27:37

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"I am, actually, I've never tried this before. I suppose it's explained by the same reasoning as the entire metaphysical bull that is my and others' existence."

Oh, you be quiet.

2015-04-22 04:32:51

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"Theres another one of you?" Terezi raised an eyebrow. "Please don;t tell me you have an entire family of you with cousins and grandkids."

2015-04-22 04:34:11

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"Bloody hell, no. I'll have you know that I'm the human equivalent of around darling's age, so physically speaking I couldn't have had grandchildren even if I'd wanted or had the opportunity to. Well, there are others, of course, but to my knowledge they're nothing like me. Much more by-the-book." Which is why I'd never met any. Too responsible to go and try anything like escape their charge's head. Ehem. "Unless you count the devils, in which case....well. There are plenty of those to go around."

2015-04-22 04:38:42

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"Oh, thank god." Good, she didn't want to see any more dolls talking to her then the one before her. "The devils? What about them?"

2015-04-22 04:42:35

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"You've seen cartoons, right? The ones where the character has the little angel and devil on their shoulders, attempting to convince them to do the right or wrong thing?" I wonder how she'd react to that Twilight Zone episode with the doll.

2015-04-22 04:45:37

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"Yeah...." She thought for a moment. "That's what you are? I feel really sorry for you then."

Ha!

2015-04-22 04:47:26

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"Um, well, not quite, but that's the closest equivalent." She felt sorry for me? Huh. "Usually one overtakes the other for the decision. But unlike in cartoons, for us, it's permanent. Whichever one is rejected by the charge's consistent moral standpoint is basically kicked out. Unfortunately, there's a much higher ratio of people who prefer selfish acts to righteous ones."

2015-04-22 04:52:05

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"Yeah, that's usually how the way he world works." She rolled over to stare at the ceiling. "You get used to it after the first hundred or so years."

2015-04-22 04:56:38