Cherubplay

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"I'd rather not go to prison for murder."

2015-10-29 07:04:48
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"I didn't say it was a lethal hammer."

2015-10-29 07:05:03
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"Hitting /anyone/ with a hammer can be lethal."

2015-10-29 07:05:30
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"Except me."

2015-10-29 07:05:53
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"...I don't want to test that."

2015-10-29 07:06:08
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"Ivory, I'm made of wood. Have you ever seen someone break solid wood with a hammer before?"

2015-10-29 07:06:49
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"Yes."

2015-10-29 07:07:56
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"Okay, that's a little scary, I didn't think it was actually possible. Was it a bodybuilder?"

2015-10-29 07:08:39
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"No, Lance."

2015-10-29 07:08:55
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"...thanks for that brand new reason to avoid him at all costs."

2015-10-29 07:09:13
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"But he's just an old gentleman."

2015-10-29 07:09:38
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"Who makes people cry and breaks wood with hammers."

2015-10-29 07:09:59
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"Only when he has to."

2015-10-29 07:10:16
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"I'm still staying away from him if I can."

2015-10-29 07:11:01
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"Suit yourself."

2015-10-29 07:11:13
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"Unless you hide all his hammers."

2015-10-29 07:11:32
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"They're on the roof currently."

2015-10-29 07:12:44
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"What?"

2015-10-29 07:12:53
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"They. Are on the roof. Of the shop."

2015-10-29 07:13:15
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"..../why/?"

2015-10-29 07:13:44
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"In case /I/ need them."

2015-10-29 07:14:01
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"To do what? Nail things?"

2015-10-29 07:14:24
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"Sometimes."

2015-10-29 07:14:44
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"And the other times?"

2015-10-29 07:15:16
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"To break things."

2015-10-29 07:15:31