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"A man by that description came to Walgreen's on my shift, seeming to know who I was, and claimed that he was going to 'steal you'."

2015-10-28 09:18:45

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She let out a long, aggravated sigh. "Next time he bothers you just threaten to shave his eyebrows off and draw them on with a sharpie."

2015-10-28 09:21:58

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"I will...do that? I guess disposable razors could technically be counted as part of my employee benefits. But I was mostly worried about him bothering /you/."

2015-10-28 09:24:59

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"I'll just slap him if he bothers me again like he always does."

2015-10-28 09:25:44

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"He has bothered you before?" He frowned.

2015-10-28 09:28:44

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"Unfortunately, yes, but he's more of an annoying fly on a windshield."

2015-10-28 09:29:21

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"Well, he was dragged away pretty easily by...um....a short angel and Satan? I think? I am still confused over that concept."

2015-10-28 09:31:09

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"Yeah...That sounds like a normal Tuesday to me. You get used to it after a while."

2015-10-28 09:31:47

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"Oh, so have met these people. Satan is only a nickname, correct...?"

2015-10-28 09:32:46

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"No. That's their real name."

2015-10-28 09:33:03

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".............oh. Their parents were...not nice?"

2015-10-28 09:33:20

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"No. They're literally Satan. Like. Rules Hell and everything. Not even joking."

2015-10-28 09:33:59

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He stared at her. "....oh. Um...okay. ....why did the world not decompose around them?"

2015-10-28 09:34:27

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She shrugged. "Why do they constantly change their physical form?"

2015-10-28 09:35:14

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"Well, it does seem like a much-used skill of one had it. And they might get bored, I guess. Who was the little angel then?"

2015-10-28 09:36:31

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"God."

2015-10-28 09:36:46

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"...um...for some reason, this is much harder to wrap my head around."

2015-10-28 09:37:19

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"Again, you get used to it after a while."

2015-10-28 09:37:54

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"But it is God, walking into Walgreen's, telling off someone by subsequently shouting at and kissing him. And then Satan dragged him away like a sack of potatoes. There was also an applause track at one point. And a third eye. It all felt very surreal."

2015-10-28 09:39:46

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"Third eye? They have four."

2015-10-28 09:40:23

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"Four? ...oh. That is not really explaining things."

2015-10-28 09:40:53

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"It seems pretty clear to me."

2015-10-28 09:42:03

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"Okay, then how about, um, /why/?"

2015-10-28 09:42:37

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"Why are they here or?"

2015-10-28 09:42:50

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"Maybe that is most important, yes."

2015-10-28 09:43:45