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".........it's not. He's completely right."

2015-10-28 04:39:24

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"He's completely wrong."

2015-10-28 04:39:49

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"He only agrees with everyone else."

2015-10-28 04:40:46

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"Then they're wrong too."

2015-10-28 04:41:35

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"If a certified /psychologist/ met me they'd say I'm insane."

2015-10-28 04:43:17

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"They're legally not allowed to use that term."

2015-10-28 04:45:10

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"...it would be implied."

2015-10-28 04:46:32

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"Still."

2015-10-28 04:46:57

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"There's....no way I wouldn't be recommended to the ward."

2015-10-28 04:47:24

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"Well, according to Clarenz I would be too."

2015-10-28 04:47:47

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"He's Clarenz, he called me homophobic, he doesn't know what he's talking about."

2015-10-28 04:48:16

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"Yes, you are /totally/ homophobic. You're shaking right now as I tempt you to sin."

2015-10-28 04:49:28

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".....am I?" I checked my hand.

2015-10-28 04:51:04

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"Yes, but the jokes on you, I'm actually a man and I turned you gay this entire time."

2015-10-28 04:53:54

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I took one look at her, then back at my hand. "No you're not."

2015-10-28 04:54:28

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"I'm /messing/ with you Seculus. At least, last time I checked my birth certificate it said I was female."

2015-10-28 04:56:48

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"You check it on a regular basis?"

2015-10-28 04:57:37

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"Sometimes?"

2015-10-28 04:58:04

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"...that's...odd."

2015-10-28 04:58:24

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"It's in the drawer of my desk, so sometimes I forget it's there."

2015-10-28 05:00:03

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"Oh. I suppose that makes a little more sense then."

2015-10-28 05:00:24

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"Anyways, off the subject of whether of not my breasts are real, how did Lucinda even manage to talk to him long enough to let her move in?"

2015-10-28 05:01:56

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"...I was at work. I suppose she told him some dirt on you."

2015-10-28 05:02:47

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She exhaled. "Wonderful. When can I sew her mouth shut?"

2015-10-28 05:03:19

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"The next time that door is unlocked with you anywhere near it...which is going to be never."

2015-10-28 05:03:40