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"Well at this rate you won't have to worry about whether or not she has a devil because she's developed an alcohol problem almost."

2015-10-28 02:05:27

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"Oh, that's just great. That explains why it smelled like tequila in here a few nights ago. If you want to do me a favor then help me implement an Ivory-proof security system."

2015-10-28 02:09:23

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"Well it's not /that/ hard, she is a 'feminist' after all."

2015-10-28 02:10:05

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"So, what, put up posters for a female-shaming club meeting here every day from now until forever?"

2015-10-28 02:13:28

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"No, you just find things she's highly insecure about."

2015-10-28 02:16:25

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"She's barely insecure about anything but Seculus. Unless you have something."

2015-10-28 02:18:18

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"Ha! She has the wool pulled over your eyes. She has cyclothymia and anxiety. To the point she spent time in the psych ward."

2015-10-28 02:20:32

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"......no way. /That's/ why she got so pissy about me wanting to send him?!"

2015-10-28 02:22:10

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"Mhmm. Wouldn't bring it up in front of Lance, though. He cried when he found out."

2015-10-28 02:24:15

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"Lance cries? Well, if anyone could make him cry, it'd be her. Did she punch him in the dick when she told him?"

2015-10-28 02:28:46

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"No. She's actually very private and insecure about the details her sex life, actually. If she had one."

2015-10-28 02:29:47

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"So she hasn't been fucking Seculus, huh? That's a surprise."

2015-10-28 02:30:12

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"She hasn't been fucking anyone. What'd you expect? She can't seduce to save her life."

2015-10-28 02:30:41

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"Tell that to him. And Madison. Your boyfriend was hanging around before too, it was almost like a creepy little cuddle pile."

2015-10-28 02:31:34

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"He's not my boyfriend."

2015-10-28 02:31:57

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"What, your fuckboi then?"

2015-10-28 02:32:51

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"Ew, no. He's an athiest. I could /never/."

2015-10-28 02:33:27

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"Do atheists give bad sex or something?"

2015-10-28 02:34:21

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"Yes."

2015-10-28 02:34:42

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"That's why you date him and then get a prostitute for later."

2015-10-28 02:37:17

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"No, fuck that. I have standards, thank you. "

2015-10-28 02:37:59

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"Considering you ever dated him, I didn't think so."

2015-10-28 02:38:26

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"I didn't know at the time, but when I did I dumped him."

2015-10-28 02:38:58

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"Not even for the atheism thing, not sure what your issue there is, just in general he's an asshole."

2015-10-28 02:41:13

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"No shit, I'm glad he's gone."

2015-10-28 02:41:39