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"Yeah...I guess you're right."

2015-10-27 10:00:07

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"Of course I'm right. I'm always right." My nose grew. "Dammit, that was an exaggeration, this shit takes everything too seriously." Seculus chuckled.

2015-10-27 10:01:28

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"It's almost like a genie."

2015-10-27 10:02:23

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"Then I'm definitely /not/ wishing to be 'fixed'. Also if you rub my nose, I won't necessarily hit you, but I won't appreciate it either."

2015-10-27 10:04:53

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"Will I get three wishes if I do?"

2015-10-27 10:05:29

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"As long as those wishes involve things I already plan on doing."

2015-10-27 10:06:24

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"I want to become a prince so I can seduce the princess of my dreams simply because I am dirt poor and have no chance otherwise."

2015-10-27 10:07:14

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"You're not Arabian and you don't have a monkey. Wish denied."

2015-10-27 10:07:34

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"I have a bird and I'm from Flordia."

2015-10-27 10:07:51

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"You have a bird?" Seculus rolled his eyes and laughed quietly again.

2015-10-27 10:08:20

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"Yes, he's a very pretty one too." She leaned over and gently kissed Seculus on the cheek.

2015-10-27 10:09:17

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He put his arm around her. "He does have wings, but I'm seeing an obvious lack of beak going on here." I pushed myself up off the cushions and vaulted to sit on the other side of Ivory on the back of the couch. Let's see if it tips right over and spills us on the carpet.

2015-10-27 10:11:33

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"Well I don't think he can become one here, right? Nothing that out of the ordinary has happened yet?"

2015-10-27 10:14:43

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"No, not yet." "Wait a minute, seriously? That thing in the document said it was just a rumor." "...you told him about the bond?"

2015-10-27 10:16:11

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"I see no reason to hide it. If someone gets angry, it's not their decision to make. Unless, that is a problem?"

2015-10-27 10:17:34

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"Well, I suppose not...." "So you turn into a bird then, huh. Ha. What is it, a finch?"

2015-10-27 10:18:21

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"Cockatiel."

2015-10-27 10:20:03

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"A parrot. He turns into a parrot." "At least I can still speak like that, and it wasn't something like a falcon."

2015-10-27 10:20:45

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"Well if he turned into a phoenix, I'd have some questions."

2015-10-27 10:22:04

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"Shapeshifting is one thing, shapeshifting into a nonexistent immortal creature is another. Also that would be fucking terrible." "If I died like that, would I come back as a child?"

2015-10-27 10:23:13

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"I don't know, I hope not at least. I'd be a terrible mother."

2015-10-27 10:23:48

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"He is your father, after all, so it'd be awkward then too. I'll help, bring him up as my slave." "Let's not."

2015-10-27 10:24:41

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"If he's going to be anyone's slave, he's going to be mine."

2015-10-27 10:26:09

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"We'll have him on a timeshare." "I'm not a vacation home, but I wouldn't have anything against following Ivory's orders."

2015-10-27 10:27:08

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"Oh, I'll order you around alright, but I absolutely refuse to share you."

2015-10-27 10:28:15