Cherubplay

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"Lots of 'somethings', like my roommate and his friend being assholes, breaking my glasses, giving me a black eye, and trashing my computer."

2015-10-14 22:46:56

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"Wait. Really? Let me see your eye." Seculus was as harmless as a flower, it couldn't be that bad.

2015-10-14 22:49:54

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He sighed, slung his bag over his shoulder, and brushed his bangs behind his ear. The top left half of his face was a mess of bruising.

2015-10-14 22:52:39

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"/Holy shit./" That was one hell of a bruise. "Who'd you piss of /that/ bad?"

2015-10-14 22:53:59

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"........fucking vampire," he mumbled.

2015-10-14 22:55:49

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"Which one?" New York was full of those things.

2015-10-14 22:56:34

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Could he say every vampire in the city ganged up on him? ...no, probably not. He muttered something under his breath.

2015-10-14 22:57:04

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What was that? "Hmmmm?" She leaned towards him a bit.

2015-10-14 22:57:49

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"................/Ivory/."

2015-10-14 22:58:40

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Wait. What. She couldn't help but burst out in laughter. "YOU GOT PUNCHED BY A GIRL?!"

2015-10-14 22:59:20

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"VAMPIRE."

2015-10-14 22:59:38

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"TASSEK SHE'S LIKE BARELY FIVE FEET TALL YOU COULD OF JUST PICKED HER UP!"

2015-10-14 23:00:07

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"YOU'RE ALMOST AS SHORT AND YOU BEAT UP CALE!"

2015-10-14 23:00:29

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"SHE CAN PASS FOR A TWELVE YEAR OLD IF SHE GOT RID OF HER TITS!"

2015-10-14 23:01:16

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"AND HER ASS, AND HER FOUL MOUTH! SHE WENT ON A MURDERING SPREE RECENTLY, SHE HAS EXPERIENCE!"

2015-10-14 23:02:15

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"TASSEK SHE'S A /GIRL/! I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S JEFF THE KILL YOU COULD OF TAKEN HER!"

2015-10-14 23:03:42

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"DO YOU NOT GET THE CONCEPT OF VAMPIRE SUPER STRENGTH??"

2015-10-14 23:04:31

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"DO YOU NOT GET THAT SHE IS AS TALL AS A SIXTH GRADER?"

2015-10-14 23:05:18

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"I'M NOT MUCH BETTER OFF SO THAT ISN'T HELPING AS MUCH AS YOU THINK IT IS."

2015-10-14 23:06:03

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"Next time just /sit on her./"

2015-10-14 23:07:26

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"That's when /Seculus/ would pick me up."

2015-10-14 23:08:07

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"But then he's a bigger threat than Ivory is. She's so small. He isn't."

2015-10-14 23:09:14

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"Yeah, and he's gotten more pissy lately."

2015-10-14 23:10:13

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"Well you can smack /him./ Not like he'll do anything back."

2015-10-14 23:11:13

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"Not usually, he /is/ a wimp, but he's drop-kicked me out of the apartment at least once now."

2015-10-14 23:12:56