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Oops, that was the most recent of several times I'd accidentally brought up things from previous conversations she'd had with darling. A bit uncomfortable, but she didn't seem to notice, so no harm done. "I suppose. It would be a nice break, though. Because nothing says relaxation better than running around and being bruised by balls of pigment."

2015-04-30 23:28:06

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"Also the sounds of screaming children as you chase after them." Wait, that was a lot darker than she intended.

2015-04-30 23:29:02

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"..........." I couldn't help but laugh. It sounded both so appropriate and so wrong coming from her.

2015-04-30 23:30:40

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The laughter from him made her smile. Whew, it didn't sound too psychotic then.

2015-04-30 23:33:02

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The atmosphere was contagiously pleasant. What wonders a clean kitchen can produce. "I hope the place doesn't have an age limit, then, if that's what you're looking forward to." I was still laughing a little, and I wasn't sure why. It was definitely better than when I'd been laughing hysterically at the prospect of going insane. I could get used to this.

2015-04-30 23:39:48

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"Yes, please. Have an age limit of Two hundred. I'd love to see that." She joked. "Then again, a human who is two hundred shouldn't even be near those types of places."

2015-04-30 23:40:59

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"A paintball place with a 'seniors night'; that would be shut down in a week. Vampires-only paintball? Maybe with garlic and only red paint."

2015-04-30 23:46:09

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"Don't forget the smell of iron plastered over the walls."

2015-04-30 23:46:51

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"And the sticky floors."

2015-04-30 23:47:39

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" With...oh what vampire stereotypes are there...coffins as the doors or something?"

2015-04-30 23:48:17

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"Yes. The obstacles are giant crucifixes and hanging bats."

2015-04-30 23:50:32

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" Don't forget the cheap plastic fangs."

2015-04-30 23:51:04

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"Naturally. And everyone has to wear a cloak. There are also mirrors scattered about."

2015-04-30 23:52:07

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" And if someone can see your reflection then you're kicked out."

2015-04-30 23:53:30

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I laughed. "Exactly. I'm sure this would be a high-profit business, why has no one ever done this before?"

2015-04-30 23:55:18

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"Because no vampire has become crazy enough to do it yet. "

2015-04-30 23:56:04

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"Fortunately, you know several who are approaching that level of insanity. It should happen sometime in the near future."

2015-04-30 23:57:08

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"Yeah, if they don't kill everyone first."

2015-04-30 23:58:01

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"....fair point. Let's hope they have their priorities straight."

2015-04-30 23:59:06

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"Which I doubt."

2015-04-30 23:59:40

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"Come now, who /wouldn't/ prefer starting a paintball arena over violently murdering everyone they come across?"

2015-05-01 00:00:54

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"...Spyders." She was at least somewhat serious about it.

2015-05-01 00:03:41

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"Well, I'm sure we can convince him otherwise." I wasn't serious at all. Sarcasm kept the obvious issue of a sadistic murderer in the vicinity at bay.

2015-05-01 00:05:15

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"Yes, I'll send you in with a flare gun that screams 'kill me please'" she was back to sarcastic in an instant.

2015-05-01 00:06:08

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"And then fire it directly into his face, causing him to go blind and have no other option but the obvious choice to get in on the paintball business."

2015-05-01 00:08:04