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"Called what exactly?"

"It's like looking at snow. People in California think it's the most beautiful thing ever. But those in Minnesota are so sick of the shit."

2016-06-30 04:56:15

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"That you were using it."

"....that sounds like Ivory's and my takes on snow too."

2016-06-30 04:57:47

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"Only because Zane kept it."

"Exactly. So you know I'm right at least on that."

2016-06-30 05:00:13

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"He knows what's up."

"....the circumstances are a little different, but...I suppose....."

2016-06-30 05:20:07

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"How was I supposed to know he was going to keep it, let alone put new batteries in it."

"What do you mean?"

2016-06-30 05:21:35

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"Because he's Zane. And he's practical at the very least."

"....it's a long story." Madison said he'd told them about voices, but Calistor would be a whole other explanation.

2016-06-30 05:22:45

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"What did you tell him you were getting it or something?"

"Oh okay then." That seemed to shut them up.

2016-06-30 05:23:49

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"No, that was all him."

Silence fell again. ...maybe I should explain? I'm not good at that, though....

2016-06-30 05:26:16

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"...Well then."

"How did you two meet anyway."

2016-06-30 05:31:11

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"Yep. I'm so proud."

"....I was helping a friend look for someone. She was there at the time, and she...helped me with something." As vague as I could get.

2016-06-30 05:38:13

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"Why?"

"Oh really? With what?"

2016-06-30 06:09:39

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"He made sure my present didn't go in the trash."

"....something personal. And....unhealthy."

2016-06-30 06:11:07

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"Well it wouldn't I would have found some use for it, just not sexual. Use it to wake Lance up in the evening."

"Oh. Like popping a pimple on your back?"

2016-06-30 06:12:05

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"By shoving it up his ass?"

"........not even close."

2016-06-30 06:12:45

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"By placing it on his computer."

"What then?"

2016-06-30 06:13:21

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"And watching him scream?"

.....they probably wouldn't let up until I told them.......... ".....cuts...." I mumbled.

2016-06-30 06:16:10

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"Well he'd have to wake up for that so yes."

"Oh I see. It's alright I still stab myself with scissors on accident sometimes."

2016-06-30 06:17:50

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"I figured you'd just leave it on his back or something."

I sighed. ...clearly they don't get it. It's probably for the best. "....right."

2016-06-30 06:18:40

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"That too."

"And you met Madison how?"

2016-06-30 06:22:02

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"So what next, a dildo? You can wake him up with that too if you don't want it."

"....an even longer story, but....um.....he....turned into wood?"

2016-06-30 06:23:53

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"/No./"

"Oh, say no more."

2016-06-30 06:24:19

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"How about more lingerie."

"...what? Generally that requires more explanation, I don't think we're communicating properly...."

2016-06-30 06:26:01

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"...I would be okay with that. No thongs though."

"No no I get it."

2016-06-30 06:26:43

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"What about a harness?"

".....I don't think you do....as in, actual /wood/, not..whatever it is you're...."

2016-06-30 06:27:45

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"What?"

"Yeah I get that."

2016-06-30 06:28:37