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He giggled. "I know. I'm just joking. Sort of."

2016-06-27 10:48:27

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"What, you think I down humans like Whoppers?"

2016-06-27 10:49:14

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"Whoppers go straight to my ass."

2016-06-27 10:50:22

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"That's not an answer."

2016-06-27 10:50:50

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"It means I don't eat Whoppers."

2016-06-27 10:51:11

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"But it doesn't answer whether you think /I/ eat people like Whoppers."

2016-06-27 10:52:05

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"Do you even know what a Whopper tastes like?"

2016-06-27 10:52:28

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"I tried one once. Pretty sure I would've been sick even if I wasn't a vampire."

2016-06-27 10:52:47

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"Exactly. So no."

2016-06-27 10:53:22

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"I probably eat less than all the others."

2016-06-27 10:55:31

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"People or Whoppers?"

2016-06-27 10:55:48

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"No, Whopper wrappers. /People/."

2016-06-27 10:56:03

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"Oh. Ivory might have you beat on that one."

2016-06-27 10:56:37

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"Yeah, true, I don't think she's ever fed to kill before."

2016-06-27 10:57:15

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"I don't think she really feeds that much at all. I think something's wrong with her. It was over a year before she even had her first feed."

2016-06-27 10:58:01

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"Nothing else happened with that so I don't know. She feeds plenty, just only on...." 'Angel guy' no longer applied, he was talking to another one right now. But geez, he barely even knew his actual name at this point. "...her boyfriend. Seculus."

2016-06-27 11:00:30

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"Yeah Nikolas told me about that. But even he said her feeding schedule is a bit weird for that."

2016-06-27 11:02:56

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"She feeds whenever it's convenient for him, I guess."

2016-06-27 11:03:23

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"Yeah exactly. I think it worries Lance sometimes. He thinks one day she's just gonna snap."

2016-06-27 11:04:32

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"She's not gonna /snap/. My feeding's even more erratic and I'm fine."

2016-06-27 11:05:10

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"Tell that to him. He knows her better than I do. I think he really wanted to marry her and then...for some reason a few weeks after she was turned they both called it off."

2016-06-27 11:06:13

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"No clue about that. Whatever, I'm glad he didn't."

2016-06-27 11:06:46

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"I think it was time for him to settle down, I wonder what happened."

2016-06-27 21:35:40

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"He can settle down just fine without a wife."

2016-06-27 22:36:49

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"Well yeah but that's not what I meant."

2016-06-27 22:37:23