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"Freak--get--GET AWAY FROM ME!" They pushed the door and him aside and stepped into the apartment. "You seriously just called Satan a freak? I don't think you're helping your case any."
2015-11-11 21:57:09 -
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"That special place in Hell will be quite warm for you." She followed God inside.
2015-11-11 21:58:10 -
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"NO, /YOU/ GO TO HELL!!" "You're pathetic." They bopped him on the head and he twisted and shrank down to a small, dark-furred, green-eyed goat. He stared down at his hooves for a second before he began bleating frantically, trying to stand up on his hind feet.
2015-11-11 22:01:40 -
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Satan closed the door behind the two of them and giggled. "Aw, he's so cute."
2015-11-11 22:05:06 -
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"He is, look at those little horns." He gave up on making his legs bend that way and instead tried to headbutt them, but they just caught his head and scratched the back of his neck.
2015-11-11 22:06:40 -
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"Think I could ever get horns?" She leaned down, and petted him.
2015-11-11 22:07:35 -
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"Satan, you grow male parts whenever you feel like it, I think you could give yourself horns." He tried to bite her.
2015-11-11 22:08:54 -
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She flicked his nose. "BAD! Yeah, you're right about that."
2015-11-11 22:09:57 -
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He made a yipping sound and bleated angrily at her, snapping again. "If I wanted to, I could have four arms, but it would be sort of conspicuous. Which is why you don't have horns."
2015-11-11 22:11:25 -
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"Well, horns is less creepy than four arms. You do already have four eye,though" She giggled and picked him up. "Awww, he needs a nap. Can we put him in a crib?"
2015-11-11 22:13:38 -
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"Um, five. I doubt he'd stay in one, but sure." He squirmed, digging his horns into her arm. They snapped their fingers and a crib appeared, equipped with a blanket and restraining straps.
2015-11-11 22:15:04 -
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Of course, Satan couldn't feel pain. She placed him in the crib. "There we go. Now he can act like the baby he is." Satan threw the blanket over him. "Goodnight."
2015-11-11 22:21:38 -
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They strapped him down so he wouldn't leap out and he kept desperately bleating to be turned back. "It'll reverse itself in...oh, a day or so. I hope Lucinda isn't as cruel as he is."
2015-11-11 22:24:53 -
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".....I don't know about that much, but she'll probably lecture him about how 'fucking with Satan' is a bad thing."
2015-11-11 22:26:39 -
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"And he'll just drown her out. I wonder how surprised she'll be when she finds out this was my doing."
2015-11-11 22:29:04 -
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"Very. Then again, he isn't exactly my charge yet. He still has some redemption left in him. He saw the eyes, you know?"
2015-11-11 22:30:17 -
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"Does he? If anything, that should scare him into redemption. If not, then there's no hope left for him."
2015-11-11 22:31:55 -
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"When it happens, I'll be right there with a leash and collar just for him~"
2015-11-11 22:34:51 -
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"Make it a spiked one."
2015-11-11 22:36:42 -
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"I'll have his name embroidered on it too. We can pick it out together."
2015-11-11 22:37:44 -
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"Aww, that sounds nice. How about Talsiel?"
2015-11-11 22:39:29 -
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"More like Tsundere."
2015-11-11 22:41:10 -
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"That's eight letters, but if only."
2015-11-11 22:42:18 -
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"Dumbass?"
2015-11-11 22:42:42 -
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"Possibly."
2015-11-11 22:43:30