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...uhhh, okay, someone's high. "Look, can I just have him back? A bitch let him out a couple of weeks ago and I've been really worried."

2015-11-08 02:26:53

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"Oh Ivory? Yeah, I know."

2015-11-08 02:27:13

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"What? How do you know her?"

2015-11-08 02:27:46

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"Because I'm Satan."

2015-11-08 02:27:57

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"Right. Give him back."

2015-11-08 02:28:20

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"Nope."

Lucinda exited her bedroom after sensing someone. A devil. Sort of? Well this was- "Tassek, why are you talking to my boss?"

2015-11-08 02:29:50

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"Your /boss/? What the--" He looked at Lucinda, then back at Satan, and his eyes widened. "No fucking way."

2015-11-08 02:30:42

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"Now, are you going let me in or do I need to turn you into a goat?"

2015-11-08 02:31:25

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"A goat??!" He backed up and grabbed the emergency baseball bat.

2015-11-08 02:33:06

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"Yes. A goat." She stepped inside. Warlocke just chirped in excitement over his previous owner being turned into a goat.

2015-11-08 02:33:54

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"There's no way you can do that." He shot the traitorous animal a glare.

2015-11-08 02:35:45

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"Yes she can."

"Oh, Hi Lucinda!" Satan waved. "Don't mind me, I'm just here to take out the trash."

2015-11-08 02:36:44

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"Sorry, Seculus already moved out."

2015-11-08 02:38:07

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"Nah. I like him, actually. Sarandiel loves him to." Satan put an arm around him, dug her long stiletto nails into the wood of the baseball bat, and yanked it out of her hands. "Youuuu on the other hand, are in trouble~."

2015-11-08 02:40:05

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"Who's /Sarandiel/?! What did I do?!" He grabbed at the bat.

2015-11-08 02:41:58

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With her free hand, she held it above his head. "What /haven't/ you done? Even God doesn't give a shit about you anymore. And you want to know what happens when God doesn't love you?"

2015-11-08 02:43:03

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His face fell and he jumped for the bat. "Wait, shit, hold on!"

2015-11-08 02:45:48

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She held it higher as he jumped, and giggled. Oh this was fun.

2015-11-08 02:46:38

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He went and dragged over a barstool from the counter, standing on that instead and snatching it back.

2015-11-08 02:47:48

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Instead of tossing the bat, she just made herself grow taller than him.

2015-11-08 02:48:54

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/What/?! He lost his balance and fell off the stool.

2015-11-08 02:52:54

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"Are you done pretending you have the upperhand now?"

2015-11-08 02:53:24

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"FUCK YOU!"

2015-11-08 02:54:41

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"And this is /exactly/ why Sarandiel doesn't like you."

2015-11-08 02:55:13

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"WHO THE HELL IS SARANDIEL?!"

2015-11-08 02:55:28