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Zane was putting out a new brand of toothpaste when the man came in, and he left the aisle to look. "Hello, can I help you?"

2015-10-26 04:44:27

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Who the fuck was he? Oh yeah, Ivory's main bitch. "Yeah, do you know where I can find nailpolish that won't make a woman slap the fuck out of me?"

2015-10-26 04:45:37

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"...um.......what is her favorite color?"

2015-10-26 04:46:52

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"Blood red? I don't know."

2015-10-26 04:47:23

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"Well, we have a variety of reds...I do not know of any of them would be considered particularly offensive, though."

2015-10-26 04:49:55

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"Everything about this planet is offensive."

2015-10-26 04:50:48

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"..I am....sorry, I cannot help you with that."

2015-10-26 04:51:38

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"That's because you're not as great as I am!" He moved past Zane and made his way towards the nail polish.

2015-10-26 04:52:40

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"..................okay?" Well. This was....an odd customer.

2015-10-26 04:53:42

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"I saw your girlfriend today." He picked up a random bottle to inspect it.

2015-10-26 04:54:54

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"Um, wait, how do you know my girlfriend?"

2015-10-26 04:55:28

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"Because she's going to be /my/ girlfriend soon."

2015-10-26 04:56:10

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He froze and stepped stiffly towards the aisle the man was in, giving him a dark glare with slitted eyes, though it wasn't as noticeable with how dark they already were. "I do not trust you. I do not /like/ you. If you touch her, I will make sure you regret it."

Of course Haybien couldn't hide from God. No one can hide from God. /No one/. They walked into the store and grabbed him by the sleeve, pulling him back towards the exit. "He /will/ rip your balls off, go cause trouble at a gay bar or something instead."

2015-10-26 04:59:02

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"Nooooooooooo, I wasn't finished yet!" He whined as he struggled against God.

2015-10-26 05:00:50

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"Finished what, getting yourself killed? As much as I'd like you to continue on, don't do it here." Zane stared in confusion. The smaller person had wings. Little ones, but still. "....are you an angel? Does this mean he is a devil?" "Quite the understatement, but yes, please, take care of your job while I take care of him. I wish I could fire you, Bean."

2015-10-26 05:03:14

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"/EXCUSE YOU!/ I AM NOT /A/ DEVIL, I AM /THE/ DEVIL YOU BLOND PIECE OF TRASH!"

2015-10-26 05:04:13

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"Don't give yourself too much credit. Satan would beg to differ. And don't you dare insult Zane." Zane flinched, looking hurt.

2015-10-26 05:05:18

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"Satan isn't here right now. I'll do what I want."

2015-10-26 05:05:44

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"/No/ you /won't/. Apologize."

2015-10-26 05:07:05

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He scoffed. "/Me?/ Apologize? No."

2015-10-26 05:07:30

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"So help me if you don't apologize /right now/ I'm going to--"

2015-10-26 05:08:12

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"Do what?"

2015-10-26 05:08:34

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They pulled him down and gave him a quick peck on the lips before moving their grip to the scruff of his neck like a misbehaving kitten. "Now apologize and say nothing more."

2015-10-26 05:11:14

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Ha! He got a kiss from God! HAHAHAH! NO ONE'S EVER GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! "Nope. Definitely not."

"Not even for me?" A tall male with inky black hair that covered their face but stopped at their jawline playfully spoke as he walked into the store, arms folded.

"Oh no."

"/Oh yes./"

2015-10-26 05:14:17

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They chuckled, flicked Haybien in the forehead, and with a little wave of their finger an applause track started playing. Hey, why not? The store was empty anyway. ...well, aside from Zane of course, who was already confused when Satan walked in but began looking around in a panic for the source of the noise.

2015-10-26 05:16:56