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Satan frowned. "That's not fairrrrrrrrrr!" She whined.

Ivory squirmed between the hug and pushed God away from Seculus. "/I said don't touch him./"

2015-10-24 22:29:24

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They frowned a little. "I think we can all agree he needs a hug, and who better to receive it from?" Seculus just stared at the two of them mutely, taking a step or two back.

2015-10-24 22:32:05

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"Someone other than you two!" Ivory snapped.

"Now, now. That's not a right way to talk to your God."

2015-10-24 22:33:34

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"....so you're really...../God/?" he finally spoke. He couldn't read either of their minds, so he couldn't know for sure, but that itself clarified it. They immediately perked up again, smiling at him and nodding. Madison sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. "This is why I'm an atheist."

2015-10-24 22:36:00

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"Amen to that!" Ivory chimed in.

Satan frowned. "That doesn't make any sense."

2015-10-24 22:40:24

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"There's a difference between not believing and outright denial, Madison. And...'amen' is religious in origin, too. So, what?"

2015-10-24 22:41:53

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Ivory had to fight the urge to slap this person into a different continent. "Just...what do you want?"

2015-10-24 22:42:48

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"To figure out what's going wrong. Please don't be mad, we're trying to help."

2015-10-24 22:46:04

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"Mad? I was when I found out you decided to not even give Lance a name! Right now I just want you out of my house!"

2015-10-24 22:46:44

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"You're being unreasonable. I'm talking to him right now, and he isn't angry, see?"

2015-10-24 22:48:48

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"Because he's used to this by now. I, on the other hand, won't stand for it."

2015-10-24 22:50:49

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They sighed, shook their head, and glanced back at Seculus. ...he still looked like he was having an existential crisis. "Well, until you do get used to it enough to not talk to me like I'm a reckless child, I'm going to see how the sensible people can help." They gave Seculus another worried look before going over to Lance and Madison. "The 'ice thing' you saw, Madison, that's part of the problem I was talking about. Not only is it messed up over /there/, it's starting to spread to /here/ too."

2015-10-24 22:54:26

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"It's not a fucking pro-"

"I'm tired of this. Go to sleep." Satan walked over and pressed her thumb to Ivory's forehead, and she passed out on the spot. Without any regard to what's going on, she tossed Ivory to Seculus. "Here, you deal with that."

"Yes but, how is that problem?" Lance spoke.

2015-10-24 22:57:12

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Seculus caught her, shocked. "/Satan/! ...it's kind of troublesome, mostly because it defies the laws of physics, it shouldn't happen here. If normal humans see that sort of thing, it could raise all kinds of questions, and the one thing we can't control is the government. ...that's just a relentless monster all on its own. Anyway, it wouldn't end well."

2015-10-24 23:01:23

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"/What?!/"

"You do have a point. But, even then, I don't think Ivory is the source of the problem."

2015-10-24 23:03:00

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"She's not, but she's one of the ones displaying it most prominently. And even if she was the source, /we don't knock out innocent people/!"

2015-10-24 23:03:56

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"Well, I know that much, but does she really have any control over it?"

"More like /you/ don't."

2015-10-24 23:05:18

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"She doesn't, and that's another problem in and of itself. No, I don't, you don't either, conversation over."

2015-10-24 23:06:03

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"Exactly. Do you have any ideas as to what started it?"

"/Fuck you./"

2015-10-24 23:06:41

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"That's what we're here to find out."

2015-10-24 23:07:12

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"Well, until Ivory wakes up, I have no other information to give you. I don't know much about it myself."

2015-10-24 23:07:47

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"It might've been Beckett," Madison spoke up. They raised an eyebrow at him. "Are you sure about that?" "Of course I am, it was his idea to mess with the place to begin with, so he must know something." "Or he was sending you on a wild goose chase he didn't actually think would work." "It was Beckett." Of course it wasn't. It was more likely him and Lucinda, and they both knew it. They tapped him on the nose. "You really shouldn't do that, Madison."

2015-10-24 23:10:18

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Satan giggled. "Aw God, I wanted to do that."

2015-10-24 23:11:11

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"He's my angel and it's my lesson, so therefore my decision." He brushed their hand away. "What's your decision?" "You'll see." They smiled at him.

2015-10-24 23:13:15

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"Okay, okay. Just don't do that to the other sins. They all decided to take vacation right now."

2015-10-24 23:14:07